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Alisa
@alisarm.bsky.social
Just a regular lady who still gives a damn (and makes a lto of typos). 🌱😷🗳🇵🇸 (she/her)
EZRA THAT CHOREOGRAPHY SHIT GIVE THAT MAN AN EMMY AND HOLY SHIT JORDAN #DWTS
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
YASSS ELAINE that was so cute, so fun, so her, one of my fav freestyles ever honestly and a million points to Alan #dwts
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Oh my gosh how is #Survivor49 so bad? Like do most of them know what show they signed up for?
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I finally watched season four of The Umbrella Academy and I wish I hadn't.
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Yes. This. Brilliant.
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Is your face freezing in this weather? Respirator masks work wonders to keep you warm! And as a bonus, they also keep you healthy! #maskup
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Gosh I freaking love Elaine Hendrix #dwts
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Reposted by Alisa
Kim Davis is so angry that the Supreme Court failed to uphold her deeply held religious belief that "marriage is sacred," she's threatening to get three MORE divorces.
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Petition to start a new party called the "GADHAS" party - short for Gives A Damn and Has A Spine. Zohran can be our head dude and we can primary like 3/4ths of elected democrats.
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
You know who wouldn't let this shit keep flying? Senate Minority Leader Elizabeth Ann Warren.
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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No health care, no deal.
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Oh look, Democrats learning nothing from Tuesday's elections. Color me shocked.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Me:

"Wow that's a beautiful sunset."

*turns head to the left*

"Jeezus it's 4:38pm"
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
BYEEEEEEEEEE ANDREW CUOMO FOREVERRRR
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
So are we celebrating twice as hard tonight because 1) Mamdani winning and 2) Cuomo losing, bigly?
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I can't wait for Zohran to win tomorrow so New York can have an awesome Mayor and the rest of the Democrats can learn absolutely nothing from it as usual.
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Happy #WorldVeganDay to my fellow vegans who also somehow escape an early death from a lack of protein! Well, that or I actually died like 10 years ago.
November 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Snacks ✔️🥨
Non-food items for kids with allergies ✔️🟦🎃
Masks and covid tests ✔️😷👃

Halloween is a great chance to practice community care however you can.
October 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Excellent that people with SNAP benefits don't have to starve starting tomorrow, but how shameful that we were even in this position to begin with.
October 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Have gotten two notices about a product recall...which is great and all, but idk how they expect me to return the peaches I ate a month ago.
October 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Someone keeps leaving these in my Little Free Library and I am just happy to know that my "Have a Nice Day Unless You Voted For Trump" sign underneath it is a real trigger for them
October 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Sure we know that covid causes brain damage, but in Marjorie Taylor Greene's case, could it actually have done the opposite?
October 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I don't want to live in a world where I agree with MTG on even one singular thing. And yet, here we are.
October 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
In totally completely shocking and breaking news, corruption sticks together.
October 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
How does this man eat so much cholesterol and is still kicking (I mean barely, but enough to still dismantle a democracy)?
October 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM