That’s why they made a whole movie that you can watch!!!

One Battle After Another is a gorgeous, important film — not only for its message but for giving film bros a new lazy Halloween costume

Show me a problem that a three hour nap can’t fix

Being in love means your partner watches every TikTok you send—and accepts that you’ll never, ever look at the ones they send back.

The Mavericks getting Cooper Flagg is a scandal waiting to be uncovered — there’s just no way that happened organically

My question for you is this: what if I have dinner at 4:30–what will become of me

oh, to be a little dog in 2025

Do you want to be a parent, or do you just want a reason to buy a hamster

If you trip and fall in front of someone, cut them out of your life—you will never get your power back

Jason is really hanging in there as a name

The only time to go to CVS is drunk

So happy new year! 2025 is going to be bad. Like, so bad. But maybe I’ll see you on here?

Yeah, I really loved Twitter. The idea of being on social media or trying to rebuild a voice online makes me want to crawl into a very small and very dark hole. But on nights like tonight (when I've been drinking), I sure do miss it (sending drunken messages out to the internet).