alistairisms
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fresh alistair quotes four times a day
No! No, don't go! I... please, stay for now.
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
No! No, don't go! I... please, stay for now.
A "maybe" might have been nice.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
A "maybe" might have been nice.
I didn't mean... but what do we call you? You never told us your name.
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I didn't mean... but what do we call you? You never told us your name.
Is that a smirk? Are you smirking at me?
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Is that a smirk? Are you smirking at me?
You did what you thought you had to. And it worked out. So all is good.
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
You did what you thought you had to. And it worked out. So all is good.
And now Arl Eamon plans to put me forward as the heir. It never ends, does it?
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
And now Arl Eamon plans to put me forward as the heir. It never ends, does it?
Good. I have no problem with that. Let's just... go.
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Good. I have no problem with that. Let's just... go.
So what do you think will happen to all those people we left behind in Lothering?
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
So what do you think will happen to all those people we left behind in Lothering?
Don't worry; I'll try not to embarrass you.
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Don't worry; I'll try not to embarrass you.
What do you mean? They negotiated a peace treaty after the war, and as far as I know they've kept to its terms.
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What do you mean? They negotiated a peace treaty after the war, and as far as I know they've kept to its terms.
I... ah... not that I would want someone to like me for that reason, but there... are worse fates. Ahem.
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I... ah... not that I would want someone to like me for that reason, but there... are worse fates. Ahem.
And you wondered why we kept the Joining a secret from the new recruits! There you have it.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
And you wondered why we kept the Joining a secret from the new recruits! There you have it.
No. I don't think compromise is what's needed, here.
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
No. I don't think compromise is what's needed, here.
I hope this works...
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I hope this works...
Since we seem to be headed into the forest anyhow, that does seem to be the right thing to do.
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Since we seem to be headed into the forest anyhow, that does seem to be the right thing to do.
It's her house. Let's just get out of it and leave her alone.
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
It's her house. Let's just get out of it and leave her alone.
Right until it marches up with an army to claim the throne, I'm sure.
November 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Right until it marches up with an army to claim the throne, I'm sure.
You think so, do you?
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You think so, do you?
You're a dwarf, you tell me. Your people have been trying that for just about ever, haven't they?
November 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
You're a dwarf, you tell me. Your people have been trying that for just about ever, haven't they?
You want to ask me about something else?
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
You want to ask me about something else?
I'm a Grey Warden. My place is facing that archdemon at your side, as your comrade.
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I'm a Grey Warden. My place is facing that archdemon at your side, as your comrade.
Grand Enchanter Fiona was once a Warden, so I’m told, but had the taint completely drawn out of her.
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Grand Enchanter Fiona was once a Warden, so I’m told, but had the taint completely drawn out of her.
I hope you like heroes, my lady, because your husband died like one.
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I hope you like heroes, my lady, because your husband died like one.