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ALIST☆R

@alistaralways.bsky.social

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 11h

public transit, elevators with incredibly visible windows, balconies that are a little too low...

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 1d

need to eat my friends tonight. sorry if you made plans with any of them

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bababud @wideappeal.bsky.social · Nov 15

well cared for

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 3d

sneaking you onto the subway by swallowing you to save on fare, only to hear the muffled intercom over the sounds of my stomach announce there's several delays on the tracks.

you're not going to make me pay the fine, are you? stay in there...

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 19d

cannot recommend this spot enough. or at all. because all of the original staff are gone. sorry. uhrrp.

🎨 @beefstrokin.bsky.social

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Crute @croutonbluejay.sheath.church · 4d

WONDERFUL SURPRISE FROM @chunkyfunky.bsky.social THANK YOU SO MUCHHH AAAA 🩵🩵

What the heck we’re star fox…

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · Nov 9

Keep 'em coming, I want that bakery closed before noon. 🍰

🎨 @faucetrye.bsky.social

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Fridgey @foxinthefridge.bsky.social · 4d

Knock before entering!!

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · Feb 22

So full...

🎨 @faawxy.bsky.social

3D art of a macro blob dragon Alistar being fed from the hose, surrounded by hills of his own mass. The original head model is by NindoKingdom, blob model by Faawxy. Self-reminder to add audio to this later...

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 5d

do those anti-nausea pills work cuz i'm tired of fighting my gag reflex when i know i'm not close to full

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 5d

i'm turning 28 on the 17th but if it's not the birthday that my metabolism crashes then don't bother celebrating it

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 5d

i lied

it wasn't irrational

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 5d

woke up irrationally upset that i'm not 700lbs yet

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 23d

my noble quest to become more soda than dragon bravely continues

🎨 @akimanedwolf.bsky.social

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MONA IS A DEAD MAN @meowmymyamo.bsky.social · 6d

man what they feeding you at that damn college

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 7d

i'm in insane skipped meal debt, do you think you could cover and hit a few takeaway places for yourself on my behalf?

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 7d

i didn't have my salmon lox bagel this morning but best believe it will be dealt with when i get home

ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 7d

there are no skipped meals, only postponed ones

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HoneybeeBonfire @honeybeebonfire.bsky.social · 8d

Land whale goes to the beach

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 9d

If the chicken doesn't make my guts loudly protest and burble from how greasy it is put it back in the fryer

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 9d

they had a in-store bogo on a 3pc combo here and i'm only slightly ashamed to admit they watched me demolish both in the corner booth

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 9d

their food is not good but i cannot deny that a kfc buffet would fix me

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 10d

sighs and fantasises about an asymmetrical horror game but all the killers are kink-themed again...

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CLOSED. Next Opening 9 29 6 PM EST @xxwolfbuttxx.bsky.social · Aug 6

With no cauldron in sight, witchy tigers like Tiz make do!
For @tizger.bsky.social !

🌙 || #fetish #nsfw #furrynsfw
#bellyinflation #inflation #nearbursting #weightgain #fatfur

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FAAWXY ✨️🌯🇮🇪 -COMMS OPEN- @faawxy.bsky.social · 11d

enabler? who, me? 😇

fatass fox is @xavfox.bsky.social and wonderful art is by @/arllanaeats.bsky.social 💚

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