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AL Kaline 🇮🇪 🍉
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Irish, across the Atlantic.

AEW / dogs / spooky leftist. He/Him/Sé/é

2x Hitman Shades 🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️ Skeet of the Night™️ winner

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I post about IRELAND and I post about AEW WRESTLING.

If you're not down with that, I got two words for ya:

Grand, so.

🤼‍♀️ 🇮🇪
My BiL got his grandmother accidentally high at dinner so that was fun
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I'm back and I'm pie posting
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Welp, logged in for five seconds and saw yet another mansplanation of what emotional responses to media /really/ mean. I am once again asking the men of the internet to take a day off.
In that vein - gonna protect the ol' peace for a while, folks x

(This is an #AEW skeet)
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
doot doot doot SPEEDPAC #AEW
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Making myself an afternoon cocktail*

*mixing all of Herself's half-drank la croixs into one of the big glasses
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I dunno who jokingly referenced it, but hanger winning back the title immediately like at a 90s Raw would be somthin' boy howdy
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
What I've learned is that only Wrestlesky's finest intellectual male minds may indulge in The Discourse. Back to Tumblr, with you, ladies!
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Every politician should just follow this simple, punk rock ideology imho 😤 RIP Jimmy Cliff

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhRZ...
Jimmy Cliff - Treat The Youths Right (1983) • TopPop
YouTube video by TopPop
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Now I have a desperate need to hear Buddy say "Macarena" in his accent.

"Mickerayner"
I'm actually so excited for Buddy's return because either it's gonna be "this lucha dork had you doing the Macarena you need to get back to evil by killing him" or "this lucha dork had you doing the Macarena so I am going to destroy the light in you"
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Her name is Kiiiiiiddddddddd... Kidd Bandit!

Sorry, it's been in my head.
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Aw what the fuck.

My favourite used record store pastime for the last half decade has been picking up every Jimmy Cliff release I can find. Even the weird religious stuff.

Just an outstanding back catalogue of music.
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Oh they are gonna beat the shit out each other at some point and it is gonna be great
what if i just started crying
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Idk why we can't want the title reigns to be as well written as the chase.

All I'm seeing is Hangman is best as a chaser, so what men's title reign was good in that case?
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Go birds!
Hi, yes, I'd like to order the most niche meme you've ever made. I'll go first.

#AEW #vancouverwhitecaps #GoBirds
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Oh this reminds me of the very good "he's not bald!" chant when Garcia joined the Gauntlet #AEWFullGear
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Need something for the #AEW sicko in your life? (That sicko can be you!)

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Alkaline Collective
Wrestling oddities and angry socio-political rantings
alkaline-collective-shop.fourthwall.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
One thing that last night solidified for me is that Lucha live is fucking beautiful and I need to get to Arena Mexico
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Being upset at your fave character being defeated in fiction is not a crash out and is way more valid than grown men crying because their sports team lost #AEWFullGear
a man in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a crowd of people
Alt: The norman Rockwell free speech guy
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
My body when my brain woke me up at like 7am after going to bed around 3am
a woman wipes her face with a red cloth and says what do
Alt: a woman wipes her face with a red cloth and says what do you mean manically
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Oh yeah, this fucking ruled.
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
ALRIGHT, thoughts from my first in person PPV: #AEWFullGear

THE GOOD:
- A PAC clinic (and win).
- Bandido is THE guy. Hottest the crowd was for non plunder spots
- Stokely is a treasure
- People are READY for Willow to get a title
- Ricochet is the best comedy heel I maybe have ever seen live?!

1/
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Girls, gays, and theys only want one thing and it's HANGMAN PAGE RECONNECTING WITH THE DARK ORDER
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Going to go to the Big Computer later to write out more #AEWFullGear thoughts cos they are Important
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM