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All2kool
@all2kool.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 7:56 PM
February 1, 2026 at 7:50 PM
February 1, 2026 at 5:33 PM
This syphilitic grammar challenged moron has the nuclear codes.

#GrammarMoron
#WordSalad
#TrumpIsAnIdiot ← Completed work
#Trumpcession ← Work in progress
#PutinsBitch ← Obviously
#Nostradumbass
#TrumpIsUnhinged
#UnfitToServe
#DementiaDon
#TrumpIsNotWell
#25thAmendment
#FatHitler
February 1, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Fat Hitler should have been indicted in February 2021. He should have been convicted and imprisoned by February 2023.
February 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
No legitimate photojournalist or news videographer from January 6th was ever arrested. Several defendants tried to claim they were media but that defense failed.
February 1, 2026 at 3:08 PM
February 1, 2026 at 2:58 PM
February 1, 2026 at 2:56 PM
February 1, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Ten years ago, Fat Hitler promised to sue more than 20 women for slander, libel, & defamation for claiming he had sexually assaulted them.

Ten years later and he hasn't sued one of them.

NOT ONE FUCKING LAWSUIT HAS BEEN FILED.
February 1, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Lois: My breasts are so engorged from the weaning, I've gone up two bra sizes.
Brian: What did you do with the old bras?
February 1, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Stewie: Who's that rather attractive woman on a camel?
Brian: That's Peter O'Toole.
February 1, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Lois: Chris, we know what you did.
Chris: You mean that I lied about my age to get into an Indian casino?
Lois: No.
Chris: You mean about the time I had hard gas and pooed myself?
Peter: Close, but no.
Stewie: How is that close?
February 1, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Uhh... we're playing House.
Lois: That boy's all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's House.
February 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Lois: Peter, did you eat this entire tube of cookie dough?
Peter: Yes, I thought it was a raisin sausage.
February 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
February 1, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Wordle 1,688 5/6

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February 1, 2026 at 2:44 PM
So long Lamont.

He served his country in Vietnam and earned a Purple Heart.

#DemondWilson
February 1, 2026 at 12:24 AM
February 1, 2026 at 12:20 AM
January 31, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I'd love this if it would just happen.

Reporter: When she bit you, did it hurt?
Fat Hitler: She never bit me, that's fake news. You're fake news.
January 31, 2026 at 9:31 PM
January 31, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I'm not seeing the point of seizing all the ballots from the 2020 presidential election in Georgia. None of the ballots can be matched to a person or the envelope in which they arrived in. It's just another distraction.
January 31, 2026 at 9:29 PM
January 31, 2026 at 5:43 PM