Augury Goldsun
@allislaughter.bsky.social
33 years old, he/they ♦ Aspiring househusband witch. I create several webcomics and am a member of the MercuryMelon Youtube channel. I go by several names, including Alexander, Art/Artemis, Augury, Apollo, and Rig.
I struggle with insomnia but my spouse doesn't and also sometimes talks in their sleep. So it's so fascinating how like 2 secs can pass and they're like "Yeah" and i'm like "huh?" And they wake up enough to explain in that 2 secs they had a 5 min dream scenario and were answering dream me's question
January 19, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I struggle with insomnia but my spouse doesn't and also sometimes talks in their sleep. So it's so fascinating how like 2 secs can pass and they're like "Yeah" and i'm like "huh?" And they wake up enough to explain in that 2 secs they had a 5 min dream scenario and were answering dream me's question
I hid the dvd in the pile of to watch options with the spine facing the other way so Victor wouldn't see it. I walked into the room and saw the dvd title screen on the TV and said "oh! You found my surprise!" And they said "I'm making a post on bluesky."
I have spent all day on the couch watching movies and I will continue to do that. So far its been Buzz Lightyear DVDs, then Mad Max Fury Road, then Bats, and now its Kingdom Under the Sea, a weird kids christian CGI show I watched as a kid
January 18, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I hid the dvd in the pile of to watch options with the spine facing the other way so Victor wouldn't see it. I walked into the room and saw the dvd title screen on the TV and said "oh! You found my surprise!" And they said "I'm making a post on bluesky."
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Hey. You know those cute little crow time comics everyone loves so much? That's Isa. That's who everyone is talking about. I think that needed to be made clear since I noticed some confusion and a lot are actually rather unaware of this fact because she's great at separating herself from this.
The Hiveworks Artist Guild has released a public statement alleging years of labor abuses, financial mismanagement, and misconduct at Hiveworks at the hands of Xellette “Xel” Velamist and Isabelle “Isa” Melançon. Read their full statement at:
cartoonist.coop/hiveworks-gu...
cartoonist.coop/hiveworks-gu...
January 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Hey. You know those cute little crow time comics everyone loves so much? That's Isa. That's who everyone is talking about. I think that needed to be made clear since I noticed some confusion and a lot are actually rather unaware of this fact because she's great at separating herself from this.
Did I ever show off Juniper Rose? Juni is the set animal OC I made inspired by @pythonmelon.bsky.social's Beth. I imagine her being a secret agent/adventurer like a James Bond or an Indiana Jones, except much sillier and also she talks about it in a way that makes Beth think she's also just a gamer.
January 11, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Did I ever show off Juniper Rose? Juni is the set animal OC I made inspired by @pythonmelon.bsky.social's Beth. I imagine her being a secret agent/adventurer like a James Bond or an Indiana Jones, except much sillier and also she talks about it in a way that makes Beth think she's also just a gamer.
you know what i'm taking a stance. you're allowed to make fan content for a piece of media you never actually played/watched/read. i don't care if i might lack some understanding of the story. so do a lot of the people who actually engage with it "as intended".
January 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
you know what i'm taking a stance. you're allowed to make fan content for a piece of media you never actually played/watched/read. i don't care if i might lack some understanding of the story. so do a lot of the people who actually engage with it "as intended".
My greatest contribution to fanfiction: Creator of Several New Ship Tags on AO3 (at least three)
January 7, 2026 at 3:05 PM
My greatest contribution to fanfiction: Creator of Several New Ship Tags on AO3 (at least three)
Have you considered?
January 7, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Have you considered?
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ko-fi.com/post/Vics-50... I wrote an article about my 50 favorite sandwiches on my ko-fi!
#food #foodwriting #article
#food #foodwriting #article
Vic's 50 Greatest Sandwiches of All Time
Pythonmelon published a post on Ko-fi
ko-fi.com
January 4, 2026 at 1:26 AM
ko-fi.com/post/Vics-50... I wrote an article about my 50 favorite sandwiches on my ko-fi!
#food #foodwriting #article
#food #foodwriting #article
What's scarier than Mira threatening to scramble your brains? This guy who might just randomly pickpocket your organs!
#BLoSCOC #BLoSC #FuckedUpEvilTangean
#BLoSCOC #BLoSC #FuckedUpEvilTangean
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 PM
What's scarier than Mira threatening to scramble your brains? This guy who might just randomly pickpocket your organs!
#BLoSCOC #BLoSC #FuckedUpEvilTangean
#BLoSCOC #BLoSC #FuckedUpEvilTangean
Someone follow my spouse right now immediatetly
I was about to post the 300 follower giveaway and noticed I'd gone back down to 299 lmao
January 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Someone follow my spouse right now immediatetly
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And then when the God of "Problem Solving" joins the cast...
December 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
And then when the God of "Problem Solving" joins the cast...
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You start bothering Improv for quick solutions over reasonable ones, you get the load bearing coconut instead
December 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
You start bothering Improv for quick solutions over reasonable ones, you get the load bearing coconut instead
You start bothering Improv for quick solutions over reasonable ones, you get the load bearing coconut instead
December 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
You start bothering Improv for quick solutions over reasonable ones, you get the load bearing coconut instead
i have several sewing needles and pins and scissors scattered around my desk right now happy new years eve we're ending 2025 trying to not get stabbed while finishing mending and craft projects
December 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i have several sewing needles and pins and scissors scattered around my desk right now happy new years eve we're ending 2025 trying to not get stabbed while finishing mending and craft projects
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Birthday art for @allislaughter.bsky.social !
Dungeon Meshi AU Alexander, Mermaid AU Kit and Jay stargazing, and a delightful creature design we have dubbed Discothèque
Dungeon Meshi AU Alexander, Mermaid AU Kit and Jay stargazing, and a delightful creature design we have dubbed Discothèque
December 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Birthday art for @allislaughter.bsky.social !
Dungeon Meshi AU Alexander, Mermaid AU Kit and Jay stargazing, and a delightful creature design we have dubbed Discothèque
Dungeon Meshi AU Alexander, Mermaid AU Kit and Jay stargazing, and a delightful creature design we have dubbed Discothèque
To clarify, in case anyone is wondering, I am referring to Spider Quest and not Star Wars Hotel
No one was wondering of course but idk heck?
No one was wondering of course but idk heck?
The biggest thing Jenny Nicholson has provided to me and my life is that I now know I can just find places to stay that aren't chain hotels/motels
Like in our recent visit to Tucson we stayed at the Cat Mountain Lodge and it was so nice!
Like in our recent visit to Tucson we stayed at the Cat Mountain Lodge and it was so nice!
December 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
To clarify, in case anyone is wondering, I am referring to Spider Quest and not Star Wars Hotel
No one was wondering of course but idk heck?
No one was wondering of course but idk heck?
I rather eat at a dennys attached to a gas station than eat at a place that's so clean it looks virginal despite being downtown in a major city
December 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I rather eat at a dennys attached to a gas station than eat at a place that's so clean it looks virginal despite being downtown in a major city
The biggest thing Jenny Nicholson has provided to me and my life is that I now know I can just find places to stay that aren't chain hotels/motels
Like in our recent visit to Tucson we stayed at the Cat Mountain Lodge and it was so nice!
Like in our recent visit to Tucson we stayed at the Cat Mountain Lodge and it was so nice!
December 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The biggest thing Jenny Nicholson has provided to me and my life is that I now know I can just find places to stay that aren't chain hotels/motels
Like in our recent visit to Tucson we stayed at the Cat Mountain Lodge and it was so nice!
Like in our recent visit to Tucson we stayed at the Cat Mountain Lodge and it was so nice!
Suggestion: go to a place advertised as "popular on instagram" and only take photos like this
December 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Suggestion: go to a place advertised as "popular on instagram" and only take photos like this
Keeping in mind that we are used to Florida temperatures: we set our room thermostat to 74 degrees on heat last night. Woke up to it being 69 (ice) in the room and the heat set to 66??
December 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Keeping in mind that we are used to Florida temperatures: we set our room thermostat to 74 degrees on heat last night. Woke up to it being 69 (ice) in the room and the heat set to 66??
I think it's going to be really funny the day that my spouse has enough of a following that someone's gonna see me flirting with them on their posts and accuse me of being parasocial when i'm not only legally married to them but probably in the same room asking for permission to flirt on their posts
December 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I think it's going to be really funny the day that my spouse has enough of a following that someone's gonna see me flirting with them on their posts and accuse me of being parasocial when i'm not only legally married to them but probably in the same room asking for permission to flirt on their posts
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and then he made dorbees
December 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
and then he made dorbees
and then he made dorbees
December 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
and then he made dorbees
Today is the day I update the funny little number on my profile saying how old I am.
And it's a multiple of 3 so that means I'm all-powerful for the next year.
And it's a multiple of 11 which means a stranger will visit you on the eve of your comeuppance and gift you a mysterious letter that will
And it's a multiple of 3 so that means I'm all-powerful for the next year.
And it's a multiple of 11 which means a stranger will visit you on the eve of your comeuppance and gift you a mysterious letter that will
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Today is the day I update the funny little number on my profile saying how old I am.
And it's a multiple of 3 so that means I'm all-powerful for the next year.
And it's a multiple of 11 which means a stranger will visit you on the eve of your comeuppance and gift you a mysterious letter that will
And it's a multiple of 3 so that means I'm all-powerful for the next year.
And it's a multiple of 11 which means a stranger will visit you on the eve of your comeuppance and gift you a mysterious letter that will
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Big Spinosaur
September 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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