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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 59m

Like. It sounds like they’re trying to break the wall down. Wtf.

Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 1h

I don’t know what the hell they’re doing but it’s not just putting a picture up; they’re really going for it.

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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 1h

I’m glad I have to get up for work anyway because next door is hammering something at 8:50am. 😑 I never usually hear him much but come on, before 9am even?!

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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 11h

Nova worked it out in a couple of minutes and immediately dismissed it as not worth his time because he considers the litter tray beneath him when he can go outside instead.

Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 11h

Bless Padmé who understands the concept of the cat flap in the downstairs toilet door now, but can’t quite grasp that she needs to push it with her head instead of pawing at it hopefully for several minutes before she accidentally pushes it hard enough that it opens.

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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 14h

I've made pumpkin bread, mushroom risotto, and someone left Nova's lost collar on the doormat before I bought another one. Good day.

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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 1d

Even worse, when I had the door open calling him (quietly because I’m trying not to wake the neighbours) l, Padmé legged it past me out into the rain and instead of turning around and running back inside, legged it . So even after Nova came back, I had to wait another ten minutes for her.

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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 1d

I know better than to let him out after 10pm. I DO. And yet every time!!

Now he’s howling on the stairs because he knows I’m mad at him. -_-

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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 1d

Made the mistake of letting Nova out when I got back because I felt sorry for him being inside all evening and he’s come back, after making me wait an hour, without his collar. Again.

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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 1d

The Halloween party I was at tonight had a black light and my costume was mostly white. It is the most Halloween I have ever looked.

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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 1d

I am so happy to have finally achieved the nirvana of no housemates (except the cats obvs)

Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 1d

I’m going back after he’s moved out but pre handing the keys back and I fully expect to have to re clean everything I already cleaned before I moved out, plus fix whatever he’s done to the garden.

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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 1d

He’s still being pissy about the grass (I took the lawn mower because IT’S MINE, neither of the housemates PAID ANYTHING TOWARDS IT) and I keep trying to explain it’s November and we cannot cut the grass because it is a swamp. We did it in August. WE CANNOT CUT THE FUCKING GRASS IN NOVEMBER.

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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 1d

The trouble with moving out of the rental house two months before my housemate but agreeing to sort the deposit at the end when he moved, means that he keeps saying he’s ‘done’ bits of the cleaning and it’s like, no you’ll just have created a mess I need to sort at the end.

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Helen @allmycircus.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sad I’ve finished my Halloween Stickii advent but I’m so excited I preordered the Christmas one. It’s such a fun little thing to get every day (that also doesn’t take up much room 😅)