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Helen
@allmycircus.bsky.social
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cats, occasional tennis, cats, books, cats, stationery, wrestling, and let’s face it, more cats. same panic, different disco. eat the rich.
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Like. It sounds like they’re trying to break the wall down. Wtf.
I don’t know what the hell they’re doing but it’s not just putting a picture up; they’re really going for it.
I’m glad I have to get up for work anyway because next door is hammering something at 8:50am. 😑 I never usually hear him much but come on, before 9am even?!
Nova worked it out in a couple of minutes and immediately dismissed it as not worth his time because he considers the litter tray beneath him when he can go outside instead.
Bless Padmé who understands the concept of the cat flap in the downstairs toilet door now, but can’t quite grasp that she needs to push it with her head instead of pawing at it hopefully for several minutes before she accidentally pushes it hard enough that it opens.
I've made pumpkin bread, mushroom risotto, and someone left Nova's lost collar on the doormat before I bought another one. Good day.
Even worse, when I had the door open calling him (quietly because I’m trying not to wake the neighbours) l, Padmé legged it past me out into the rain and instead of turning around and running back inside, legged it . So even after Nova came back, I had to wait another ten minutes for her.
I know better than to let him out after 10pm. I DO. And yet every time!!

Now he’s howling on the stairs because he knows I’m mad at him. -_-
Made the mistake of letting Nova out when I got back because I felt sorry for him being inside all evening and he’s come back, after making me wait an hour, without his collar. Again.
The Halloween party I was at tonight had a black light and my costume was mostly white. It is the most Halloween I have ever looked.
I am so happy to have finally achieved the nirvana of no housemates (except the cats obvs)
I’m going back after he’s moved out but pre handing the keys back and I fully expect to have to re clean everything I already cleaned before I moved out, plus fix whatever he’s done to the garden.
He’s still being pissy about the grass (I took the lawn mower because IT’S MINE, neither of the housemates PAID ANYTHING TOWARDS IT) and I keep trying to explain it’s November and we cannot cut the grass because it is a swamp. We did it in August. WE CANNOT CUT THE FUCKING GRASS IN NOVEMBER.
The trouble with moving out of the rental house two months before my housemate but agreeing to sort the deposit at the end when he moved, means that he keeps saying he’s ‘done’ bits of the cleaning and it’s like, no you’ll just have created a mess I need to sort at the end.
I’m sad I’ve finished my Halloween Stickii advent but I’m so excited I preordered the Christmas one. It’s such a fun little thing to get every day (that also doesn’t take up much room 😅)
I love that they've actually decorated for Halloween. The spiders on the 'tron are kind of terrifying. 😅
On the plus side I can fast forward through the annoying ad breaks.
I've been sat here for an hour waiting for SmackDown at 1am, only to remember when I turned on Netflix and saw that it started at midnight... that the clocks went back. 🙃
I’ve given up and brought the pumpkin in because I’m down to three chocolates left and if a group of four knocked I’d feel bad. They wiped me out in an hour! I need to up my game next year.
I’m actually going to run out of sweets. 😧 I had a whole bucketful! I bought extras in the week! So much for me worrying there wouldn’t be any trick or treaters 😅
That little zombie child coughed directly into the sweet bucket. 💀
I’m watching Fear Itself as the traditional Buffy Halloween episode watch and I’ve just realised my new hair is basically identical to Willow’s in this season. Hm.
Some of them had light up masks?! Like black with neon lines forming a face. Really cool.
Okay there’s been lots of trick or treaters now and most of them are putting a lot of effort in (one of the parents ? taking them round was wearing a demon mask so good, I’m not sure it wasn’t an actual demon). Glad I didn’t waste all that money on sweets. 😅
I still gave them candy but honestly children, at least buy a pound shop monster mask.