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Based or Cringe: A 1-Bit Vector Embedding
January 21, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Based or Cringe: A 1-Bit Vector Embedding
2026 prediction the US begins to fill an abandoned mine with 100 million tons of polyethylene
January 12, 2026 at 8:02 AM
2026 prediction the US begins to fill an abandoned mine with 100 million tons of polyethylene
"Don't tousle my pubic hair wtf" -person who has never had sex with a true master
January 6, 2026 at 4:52 PM
"Don't tousle my pubic hair wtf" -person who has never had sex with a true master
It's not sketchy, it's, painterly
January 6, 2026 at 7:27 AM
It's not sketchy, it's, painterly
For whom does the pussy get wet? It gets wet for thee
January 2, 2026 at 6:21 AM
For whom does the pussy get wet? It gets wet for thee
Had I been born 6,000 years ago, archeologists might today find my remains isolated, deep in a cave, a fermentation jug beside me, a sharpened stone in my hand, and chips and grooves in my ribcage, all evidence of my desperate attempts to remove the overwhelming aching in my chest
December 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Had I been born 6,000 years ago, archeologists might today find my remains isolated, deep in a cave, a fermentation jug beside me, a sharpened stone in my hand, and chips and grooves in my ribcage, all evidence of my desperate attempts to remove the overwhelming aching in my chest
The internet empowers people to connect with others from around the world and form communities around even the most obscure interests.
The internet also allows an individual to develop of a set of interests so obscure that they have almost no topics of conversation in common with anyone they meet
The internet also allows an individual to develop of a set of interests so obscure that they have almost no topics of conversation in common with anyone they meet
December 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
The internet empowers people to connect with others from around the world and form communities around even the most obscure interests.
The internet also allows an individual to develop of a set of interests so obscure that they have almost no topics of conversation in common with anyone they meet
The internet also allows an individual to develop of a set of interests so obscure that they have almost no topics of conversation in common with anyone they meet
Chell from Road to El Dorado was so many redditors' first nut that she's inescapable 25 years later.
December 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Chell from Road to El Dorado was so many redditors' first nut that she's inescapable 25 years later.
*sobbing* "he just wanted to tell a butt joke. Standards and practices... They dragged him from his desk and took him behind the office and... and..."
"And what? What did they do to him?"
"I didn't see, but there was a loud bang and he never came back"
"And what? What did they do to him?"
"I didn't see, but there was a loud bang and he never came back"
December 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
*sobbing* "he just wanted to tell a butt joke. Standards and practices... They dragged him from his desk and took him behind the office and... and..."
"And what? What did they do to him?"
"I didn't see, but there was a loud bang and he never came back"
"And what? What did they do to him?"
"I didn't see, but there was a loud bang and he never came back"
Just once, I want to explore a dungeon and find hardtack, liquor, and cured meats, instead of a roasted turkey, goblet of wine, and slice of melon
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Just once, I want to explore a dungeon and find hardtack, liquor, and cured meats, instead of a roasted turkey, goblet of wine, and slice of melon
Odysseus's pronouns are nobody/no one
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Odysseus's pronouns are nobody/no one
I held a No Nut November meetup and nobody came
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I held a No Nut November meetup and nobody came
"Is he just opening and closing tabs?"
"Yes. He blocked every site"
"You can't block every si—"
"He blocked every site and now there's nothing else he can do"
"He could go outsi—"
"There's nothing else he can do"
"Yes. He blocked every site"
"You can't block every si—"
"He blocked every site and now there's nothing else he can do"
"He could go outsi—"
"There's nothing else he can do"
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
"Is he just opening and closing tabs?"
"Yes. He blocked every site"
"You can't block every si—"
"He blocked every site and now there's nothing else he can do"
"He could go outsi—"
"There's nothing else he can do"
"Yes. He blocked every site"
"You can't block every si—"
"He blocked every site and now there's nothing else he can do"
"He could go outsi—"
"There's nothing else he can do"
"Top 14 Items on my Desk I Can Write a Short Paragraph About Before This Listicle Is Due" can't hit anymore. No one is expected to write
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"Top 14 Items on my Desk I Can Write a Short Paragraph About Before This Listicle Is Due" can't hit anymore. No one is expected to write
If you were thirsty, then drink.
If you are hungry, then eat.
If you are tired, then sleep.
If you're angry, then kill.
If you are sad, then die.
If you are hungry, then eat.
If you are tired, then sleep.
If you're angry, then kill.
If you are sad, then die.
October 28, 2025 at 10:45 AM
If you were thirsty, then drink.
If you are hungry, then eat.
If you are tired, then sleep.
If you're angry, then kill.
If you are sad, then die.
If you are hungry, then eat.
If you are tired, then sleep.
If you're angry, then kill.
If you are sad, then die.
are hamsters dishwasher safe
October 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
are hamsters dishwasher safe
Do you ever get overwhelmed thinking about all the art you'll never see, all the movies you'll never watch, all the music you'll never hear? I don't. I'm unemployed
October 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Do you ever get overwhelmed thinking about all the art you'll never see, all the movies you'll never watch, all the music you'll never hear? I don't. I'm unemployed
Magician cop that pulls from behind your ear a little baggie of coke and arrests you
September 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Magician cop that pulls from behind your ear a little baggie of coke and arrests you
No man can serve God and Trump
September 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
No man can serve God and Trump
I did the Akira bike slide too much and now I have flat spots on my tires
September 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I did the Akira bike slide too much and now I have flat spots on my tires
I did the Akira bike slide too much and now I have flat spots on my tires
September 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I did the Akira bike slide too much and now I have flat spots on my tires
Chat, am I being filmed?
August 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Chat, am I being filmed?
Commenting "to each their own" on each of the gay furry posts that fill my feed
July 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Commenting "to each their own" on each of the gay furry posts that fill my feed
"I see how it is," he said, inaccurately.
July 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"I see how it is," he said, inaccurately.