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@allthesizepuns.bsky.social

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Hey, I'm Gus and I like giant ladies. 🇨🇦 Everything here will likely be NSFW. deviantart.com/AllTheSizePuns #SizeSky #Giantess

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All the size puns are taken @allthesizepuns.bsky.social · Nov 17

Ever? That's a really tough one...

I'll often make renders and think to myself "Yeah, this one is the best." That feeling changes though, and each one helps me practice or learn something new.

Here are a few favourites though:

Takeout Redux (2023)

A young Asian woman's face fills the horizon as she looks hungrily and mischievously at a dense crowd below. The crowd is sandwiched by old low/mid-rise buildings. The light is dim and hazy.

Asamando (2024)

A hairless, slender, and white-skinned person of indeterminate gender hangs lifelessly from a giant charcoal-skinned woman's mouth. They are slumped over her bottom lip, legs held gently by jagged and uneven teeth.
The dark woman takes up the entire frame with only her chin and mouth fitting inside it. She has beautiful Black features, but her lips are scarred.

Third Kind (2022)

A woman looks over her shoulder at you through the foggy night air and magenta city glow. She is nude with a gentle expression on her face, standing dozens of stories tall. Warm lights illuminate a handful of nearby apartments from within.

Showoff (2023)

Giganta, a muscular woman with red hair who stands hundreds of feet tall rampages casually through the city. She wears an orange leopard-print loincloth, as well as gold colored bracers and greaves. She effortlessly dangles Wonder Woman from her lasso pinched in one hand. She steps into a crowd of fleeing bystanders, leaving towering flames and smoke in her wake.

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All the size puns are taken @allthesizepuns.bsky.social · 6h

That makes a lot of sense!

I think DQ held the patent on actual soft serve ice cream for a long time; so making it a very chilly "drink" is a clever workaround

All the size puns are taken @allthesizepuns.bsky.social · 6h

It's very much icecream. Hope you got a spoon!

All the size puns are taken @allthesizepuns.bsky.social · 7h

My supervisor at an old job would always do daily or weekly riddles on the whiteboard.

She was always amazed at how fast I would get them, and made sure she was in for my shift so she could watch me figure it out in real time

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crankowanko.bsky.social @crankowanko.bsky.social · 23h

Who's worse for a tiny person: the very big brat, or the even bigger ditz?

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Diccard @diccard.bsky.social · 9h

These gnats don't care one bit that their bombs and missiles are going to ruin her spotless tan. Rude!

Commission for the lovely @kirbysan3d.bsky.social 😇

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All the size puns are taken @allthesizepuns.bsky.social · 7h

I like the bacon deluxe. I also agree with getting a frosty, and will offer the secret technique of dipping your fries (chips?) in it

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All the size puns are taken @allthesizepuns.bsky.social · 7h

Gorgeous work!

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All the size puns are taken @allthesizepuns.bsky.social · 12d

Honestly, Itch does most of the work for you. Once you've uploaded your files, write a description and add the relevant details. Save it as a draft, view the page, and you can edit the page style right there.

If you want more direct help, feel free to message me 🫡

All the size puns are taken @allthesizepuns.bsky.social · 13d

Yes.
I'm a game developer irl and put a ton of stuff on Itch when I went back to school for it.

All the size puns are taken @allthesizepuns.bsky.social · 16d

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reverseothello @reverseothello.bsky.social · 16d

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All the size puns are taken @allthesizepuns.bsky.social · 17d

Multi-size society social media

"Inchlings at the gym is goofy af 😂 nice pr high-protein snack 😂😂"

"I hate it when anyone under 100ft calls themselves giant. I can't even hear 'people' under 75ft scream when I step on their city"

"Girlfriend ate my landlord"

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All the size puns are taken @allthesizepuns.bsky.social · 17d

Your size shifting friend who obliterates a city or two every month for work.

(The kindest person you know)

(750k+ casualties)

All the size puns are taken @allthesizepuns.bsky.social · 17d

Tiny, quivering, and whimpering in your captor's smotheringly huge palm.

To them you're simply the latest in a long line of fidget toys. Your life doesn't matter. It's fun to stim with your fragile little body and make you cum.

Once you stop being fun, they'll just break you and get a new one.

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All the size puns are taken @allthesizepuns.bsky.social · 19d

Did you hear something?

#giantess #sizesky

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All the size puns are taken @allthesizepuns.bsky.social · 18d

Your loving partner who is so big and destructive that they are legally classified as a natural disaster

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All the size puns are taken @allthesizepuns.bsky.social · 18d

Size shifter who can also control other people's height. Making sure that, no matter what size they are, they're always a little taller than you.

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Sael @ds-sael.bsky.social · 19d

Adelina loves to bring back some toys for home when she visits your town 💜

#SizeArt #SizeSky #Giantess

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All the size puns are taken @allthesizepuns.bsky.social · 18d

Love

Erin @erinsterritory.bsky.social · 19d

thoughts on this dynamic? #sizesky

the dynamic consists of 2 furry characters: one, a petty size-shifter canine goberman girl with a smug look on her face, and the other, her feline friend (having eaten her fries 2 days ago) has a terrified expression. the size-shifter canine shows her phone to him, a breaking news segment of her foot stepping on his hometown

All the size puns are taken @allthesizepuns.bsky.social · 19d

Did you hear something?

#giantess #sizesky

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All the size puns are taken @allthesizepuns.bsky.social · 22d

Automatic camera flash isn't always your friend

#giantess #sizesky

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All the size puns are taken @allthesizepuns.bsky.social · 22d

It's unfortunately hard to see on this piece, but they're wearing the same sweater as here actually.

My intention was to make it look like two shoe prints with a crushed tiny

bsky.app/profile/allt...

All the size puns are taken @allthesizepuns.bsky.social · Aug 1

*pop*

#SizeSky #Giantess

All the size puns are taken @allthesizepuns.bsky.social · 22d

Automatic camera flash isn't always your friend

#giantess #sizesky

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All the size puns are taken @allthesizepuns.bsky.social · 22d

We love macros who are having a blast being apocalyptic 🙏

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Diccard @diccard.bsky.social · 23d

😀
🍑
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Commission for @incognito847.bsky.social
#sizesky #giantess

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