Alice Scott
@allyscottauthor.bsky.social
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Now 200% more annoying than I was on Twitter Alleged author, indie bookseller, comma curbstomper THE PRACTICAL MAN’S GUIDE TO CHEATING DEATH and YOU ARE NOT YOUR BONES She/they Header by @Yogurtfluff.bsky.social https://alicescottauthor.wordpress.com/
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It’s October which means it’s been a year since I emailed @kithbooks.bsky.social and went “hey what do you think about a short story collection?” I for one think now is the PERFECT time of year to pick up YOU ARE NOT YOUR BONES if you like queer shit and hauntings that aren’t always literal :)
A copy of my short story collection collection YOU ARE NOT YOUR BONES & Lesser Misfortunes held in my pasty hand in front of a front door decorated with Halloween window clings and a skull wreath
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allyscottauthor.bsky.social
It’s October which means it’s been a year since I emailed @kithbooks.bsky.social and went “hey what do you think about a short story collection?” I for one think now is the PERFECT time of year to pick up YOU ARE NOT YOUR BONES if you like queer shit and hauntings that aren’t always literal :)
A copy of my short story collection collection YOU ARE NOT YOUR BONES & Lesser Misfortunes held in my pasty hand in front of a front door decorated with Halloween window clings and a skull wreath
allyscottauthor.bsky.social
It’s October which means it’s been a year since I emailed @kithbooks.bsky.social and went “hey what do you think about a short story collection?” I for one think now is the PERFECT time of year to pick up YOU ARE NOT YOUR BONES if you like queer shit and hauntings that aren’t always literal :)
A copy of my short story collection collection YOU ARE NOT YOUR BONES & Lesser Misfortunes held in my pasty hand in front of a front door decorated with Halloween window clings and a skull wreath
allyscottauthor.bsky.social
I think my neighbor thought I was crying in my car or something because she came up to the window and when I startled she went “no, it’s okay”
Lady I’m not sad or anything I just got distracted looking at pictures of Occtis Critical Role
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And they didnt even have chocolate milkshakes…
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It’s that time of year again
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Every year I work the book festival at my old university I have to smack my adhd with a stick and remind myself I don’t miss academia I miss routine schedules, walkability, and milkshakes
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‘Hooo’ read a lot this month? Me, apparently
A bunch of books in front of a brick wall on a plaid blanket, sandwiched between two decorative owls. There is a tiny figuring of an owl in the front on a pumpkin that reads “Fabulous Fall”
The books are:
The Austen Affair by Madeline Bell
Everything She Does is Magic by Bridget Morrissy
Make Me a Monster by Kalynn Bayron
Red City by Marie Lu
A Steeping of Blood by Hafsah Faizal 
The Dead of Summer by Ryan La Sala
Defanged by H.E. Edgmon
The Second Death of Locke by V.L. Bovalino
Extraordinary Quests for Amateur Witches by Kayla Cottingham
The Transition by Logan-Ashley Kisner
Hollow by Taylor Grothe
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My ice breaker fun fact was literally “I beat the big boss in hades 2 for the first time before coming here”
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I don’t WANT to go to this staff meeting that will put me in rush hour traffic, I want to stay home and play Hades 2
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what my wife got at the craft fair vs what I got at the craft fair
a delightful assortment of cute stickers, candles, bath bombs, dish towels, puzzles, and knitted crafts A package of elk jerky and a sticker reading “monster fucker”
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The temptation to drop my blorbo playlist into this random Spotify jam at the dentist is calling to me like the green goblin mask, like hello calming reception music queue have you considered: Sleep Token
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Let’s play Hades with mama
Poppy, a brown fluffy tabby cat, on my bed. In the background, you can see the video game Hades kinda washed out on the tv
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Today marks five years since the v1.0 launch of HADES!! With HADES II v1.0 out next week, we wanted to express our deepest gratitude for all your support of the original. THANK YOU!!💘🔥

HADES is now 75% off for the occasion, & we're streaming now on Steam, YouTube, & Twitch.
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Fucking hell (pun semi intended)
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If it’s the commenter I’m thinking of my eyebrows shot into the stratosphere reading some of that shit yesterday,
I do not blame you at ALL
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WOOSH! You have gained an extra spoon to tackle the day!
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…that one WASNT intentional yall see what my editor is dealing with
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Yes hi @kithbooks.bsky.social I love you even if I drop similes like a video game boss drops loot
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Yes, this one was intentional
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According to my editor, highly specific similes and it’s like trying to get a dog to drop a tennis ball for me to phrase things differently
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What's something you always have to include in your writing? Why does it always have to be there? #WritingPrompt