Al
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I like baseball. “Baseball been berry, berry good to me!”
Dodgers! 💙 Tigers! 🧡
Dodgers! 💙 Tigers! 🧡
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Chad Ollinger of Discovery's 'Mystery At Blind Frog Ranch' is facing a murder charge in connection with the death of his cellmate at a Las Vegas jail.
Discovery Channel Reality Star Chad Ollinger Booked On Murder Charge In Death Of Las Vegas Cellmate
Chad Ollinger of Discovery's 'Mystery At Blind Frog Ranch' is facing a murder charge in connection with the death of his cellmate at a Las Vegas jail.
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December 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Chad Ollinger of Discovery's 'Mystery At Blind Frog Ranch' is facing a murder charge in connection with the death of his cellmate at a Las Vegas jail.
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CNN's upcoming Chevy Chase documentary has new details about an notorious 2012 incident that led to Chase's sudden departure from Community.
New Chevy Chase Doc Uncovers Details About Notorious N-Word Incident And “Mean” Anti-Chase Chant Led By ‘Community’ Creator Dan Harmon – Report
CNN's upcoming Chevy Chase documentary has new details about an notorious 2012 incident that led to Chase's sudden departure from Community.
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December 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
CNN's upcoming Chevy Chase documentary has new details about an notorious 2012 incident that led to Chase's sudden departure from Community.
C4 AFCON commentary just took a new turn! Hot mic from the commentator dude: "Got anymore water? Oh for fuck sake!" 😂 This really has been a disaster by Channel 4.
December 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
C4 AFCON commentary just took a new turn! Hot mic from the commentator dude: "Got anymore water? Oh for fuck sake!" 😂 This really has been a disaster by Channel 4.
“I am not a recluse,” she told The Toronto Star in 1988. “I live like an unsociable person; it is different.”
“People,” she added, “get on my nerves.”
- Brigitte Bardot.
SAME.
“People,” she added, “get on my nerves.”
- Brigitte Bardot.
SAME.
December 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
“I am not a recluse,” she told The Toronto Star in 1988. “I live like an unsociable person; it is different.”
“People,” she added, “get on my nerves.”
- Brigitte Bardot.
SAME.
“People,” she added, “get on my nerves.”
- Brigitte Bardot.
SAME.
Never heard of Chuck Redd before today, but he's a DUDE.
December 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Never heard of Chuck Redd before today, but he's a DUDE.
How could this Christmas be any shitter? It's time for England Ashes cricket!
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December 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
How could this Christmas be any shitter? It's time for England Ashes cricket!
There's a scene in The Wire where Mcnulty calls the mother of his kids a "Cunt" and Kima hates it. But i'm 100% with Mcnulty.
December 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
There's a scene in The Wire where Mcnulty calls the mother of his kids a "Cunt" and Kima hates it. But i'm 100% with Mcnulty.
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I know people have been critical of Trump's Presidential Walk of Fame but at least he clearly put careful thought into each of the plaques.
December 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I know people have been critical of Trump's Presidential Walk of Fame but at least he clearly put careful thought into each of the plaques.
Pelé famously predicted an African team would win the World Cup by the year 2000. After watching a few games at AFCON2025, i reckon Pelé took a massive overdose of Viagra before saying that.
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December 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Pelé famously predicted an African team would win the World Cup by the year 2000. After watching a few games at AFCON2025, i reckon Pelé took a massive overdose of Viagra before saying that.
My daughter still believes in Santa, which is really lovely, so i asked my dad:
"Dad, when did i stop believing in Santa?"
Dad: "You were 5, you never believed in nothing."
Me: "I believe in nothing but it is my nothing" 😆
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5PI...
"Dad, when did i stop believing in Santa?"
Dad: "You were 5, you never believed in nothing."
Me: "I believe in nothing but it is my nothing" 😆
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5PI...
December 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My daughter still believes in Santa, which is really lovely, so i asked my dad:
"Dad, when did i stop believing in Santa?"
Dad: "You were 5, you never believed in nothing."
Me: "I believe in nothing but it is my nothing" 😆
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5PI...
"Dad, when did i stop believing in Santa?"
Dad: "You were 5, you never believed in nothing."
Me: "I believe in nothing but it is my nothing" 😆
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5PI...
This C4 AFCON coverage is so odd, yesterdays commentators were a guy who'd done 50 lines of coke & didn't shut up shouting for 90 mins & a woman that just kept saying "Hmm" every 30 seconds & todays commentator is barely talking! Describe the action mate! Fucking hell.
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December 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This C4 AFCON coverage is so odd, yesterdays commentators were a guy who'd done 50 lines of coke & didn't shut up shouting for 90 mins & a woman that just kept saying "Hmm" every 30 seconds & todays commentator is barely talking! Describe the action mate! Fucking hell.
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At a TCA event for Gen Kill, Ransone asked me if I thought he was good enough in it that people would stop thinking of him as Ziggy — a great performance that he felt typecast as at the time. He's wonderful in that, too.
Oh man, I recently rewatched Generation Kill and i had forgotten how amazing he is in that. So sad.
December 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
At a TCA event for Gen Kill, Ransone asked me if I thought he was good enough in it that people would stop thinking of him as Ziggy — a great performance that he felt typecast as at the time. He's wonderful in that, too.
Ok so It: welcome to Derry. Bill Skarsgard was ace as Pennywise as usual. The plot was shite & demonised the book. But at least they didn’t include the fucking child orgy. God damn it Stephen. It was alright. Quite fun. I give this 6 clowns eating kids heads out of 10. The 1990 one is still better.
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December 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Ok so It: welcome to Derry. Bill Skarsgard was ace as Pennywise as usual. The plot was shite & demonised the book. But at least they didn’t include the fucking child orgy. God damn it Stephen. It was alright. Quite fun. I give this 6 clowns eating kids heads out of 10. The 1990 one is still better.
RIP James Ransone
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December 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
RIP James Ransone
My new 16-inch MacBook Pro M4 with Nano-texture display is beautiful! Watching 'It: Welcome to Derry" on it and it's lovely.
December 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My new 16-inch MacBook Pro M4 with Nano-texture display is beautiful! Watching 'It: Welcome to Derry" on it and it's lovely.
Brilliant. The same country that allowed/allows (?) children in care to inject themselves with gasoline. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Wiz Khalifa sentenced to nine months jail in Romania
The rapper, who has been sentenced in absentia, had admitted to smoking a cannabis joint on stage at a festival last year.
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December 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Brilliant. The same country that allowed/allows (?) children in care to inject themselves with gasoline. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
the fucking narcissism is unreal! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Kennedy Center to be renamed Trump-Kennedy Center, White House says
The board of the performing arts centre voted to name it after President Donald Trump, rebranding it the 'Trump-Kennedy Center', press secretary Karoline Leavitt says.
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December 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
the fucking narcissism is unreal! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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20 years ago tonight, Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell enjoyed a Lazy Sunday:
Lazy Sunday - SNL Digital Short
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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December 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
20 years ago tonight, Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell enjoyed a Lazy Sunday:
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Rob Reiner's first seven films: 1. Spinal Tap. 2. The Sure Thing. 3. Stand By Me. 4. THE PRINCESS BRIDE. 5. WHEN HARRY MET SALLY. 6. Misery 7. A Few Good Men. Good lord. Even Spielberg included 1941 in his first seven.
And that was after playing Michael Stivic. I hope this news isn't true. But...
And that was after playing Michael Stivic. I hope this news isn't true. But...
December 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Rob Reiner's first seven films: 1. Spinal Tap. 2. The Sure Thing. 3. Stand By Me. 4. THE PRINCESS BRIDE. 5. WHEN HARRY MET SALLY. 6. Misery 7. A Few Good Men. Good lord. Even Spielberg included 1941 in his first seven.
And that was after playing Michael Stivic. I hope this news isn't true. But...
And that was after playing Michael Stivic. I hope this news isn't true. But...
Just 82 years ago this was happening. Never forget.
December 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Just 82 years ago this was happening. Never forget.
Best player i ever saw. GOD.
It’s Chris Waddle’s birthday. So here he is scoring The Greatest 6-a-side Goal of All Time.
Sweet mercy. That is sensational.
Sweet mercy. That is sensational.
December 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Best player i ever saw. GOD.
Tigers sign Kenley jansen! Also intradesting! Kenley a HOF candidate but also past it.
a dodgers baseball player is celebrating a win
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December 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Tigers sign Kenley jansen! Also intradesting! Kenley a HOF candidate but also past it.
intradesting
December 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
intradesting