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Almost Clutch
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American obsessed with Australian soccer. Spokane Zephyr Supporter. Melbourne Victory Women Supporter. Creator of low-effort memes. I basically just complain and make pizza.
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Optimism.
Mebae Tanaka just kinda exists on a REALLY good Glasgow City squad. She plays like once every 3 weeks, has 2 goals in 142 mostly garbage-time minutes.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The Democratic party in America is an absolute fucking joke. The do-nothing party once again. One side hates us, the other is too fucking stupid to do anything about it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i crack myself up
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Well new hat I bought today, I guess you have been deemed the lucky hat.
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I 4-1 THINK THAT WAS A GREAT GAME
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 AM
🚨POPPY🚨
November 9, 2025 at 6:51 AM
WE ARE THE BEST TEAM OF ALL TIME
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Who was having that "dont talk to me like that" conversation?
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
ladies, everyone knows youre supposed to drink dark blue gatorade for hydration mid game. red wont cut it. gotta do better.
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
🎩
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
INCREDIBLE
STUPENDOUS
MAGNIFICENT
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Optimism.
May 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I am sorry for underselling you 🐐
Kennedy White 20 goal season starts today
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
NEVER HAVE WE BEEN MORE FUCKING BACK
LETS GO!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
SO FUCKING BACK
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
all my favorite teams are fucking ass and sports are dumb

but were winning this game y'all
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
FUCK
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
no ella no fun
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I wish I was smart enough to figure out how to watch A-League matches on my TV. Been so long since ive actually gotten to sit on the couch and watch a game.
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
tonight should be SO fun
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I think it might be possible that Ayton is the worst basketball player of all time
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Just dropped my phone off my second floor balcony and it’s just… fine?

This shits gonna absolutely shatter when it falls 3 feet off the bed tonight, I just know it.
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Well, that was fast.
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM