Almost Clutch
@almostclutch.xyz
American obsessed with Australian soccer. Spokane Zephyr Supporter. Melbourne Victory Women Supporter. Creator of low-effort memes. I basically just complain and make pizza.
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Mebae Tanaka just kinda exists on a REALLY good Glasgow City squad. She plays like once every 3 weeks, has 2 goals in 142 mostly garbage-time minutes.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Mebae Tanaka just kinda exists on a REALLY good Glasgow City squad. She plays like once every 3 weeks, has 2 goals in 142 mostly garbage-time minutes.
The Democratic party in America is an absolute fucking joke. The do-nothing party once again. One side hates us, the other is too fucking stupid to do anything about it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The Democratic party in America is an absolute fucking joke. The do-nothing party once again. One side hates us, the other is too fucking stupid to do anything about it.
Well new hat I bought today, I guess you have been deemed the lucky hat.
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Well new hat I bought today, I guess you have been deemed the lucky hat.
I 4-1 THINK THAT WAS A GREAT GAME
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I 4-1 THINK THAT WAS A GREAT GAME
WE ARE THE BEST TEAM OF ALL TIME
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 AM
WE ARE THE BEST TEAM OF ALL TIME
Who was having that "dont talk to me like that" conversation?
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Who was having that "dont talk to me like that" conversation?
ladies, everyone knows youre supposed to drink dark blue gatorade for hydration mid game. red wont cut it. gotta do better.
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
ladies, everyone knows youre supposed to drink dark blue gatorade for hydration mid game. red wont cut it. gotta do better.
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November 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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I am sorry for underselling you 🐐
Kennedy White 20 goal season starts today
Let's go!
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I am sorry for underselling you 🐐
NEVER HAVE WE BEEN MORE FUCKING BACK
LETS GO!!!!
LETS GO!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
NEVER HAVE WE BEEN MORE FUCKING BACK
LETS GO!!!!
LETS GO!!!!
all my favorite teams are fucking ass and sports are dumb
but were winning this game y'all
but were winning this game y'all
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
all my favorite teams are fucking ass and sports are dumb
but were winning this game y'all
but were winning this game y'all
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November 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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I wish I was smart enough to figure out how to watch A-League matches on my TV. Been so long since ive actually gotten to sit on the couch and watch a game.
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I wish I was smart enough to figure out how to watch A-League matches on my TV. Been so long since ive actually gotten to sit on the couch and watch a game.
tonight should be SO fun
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
tonight should be SO fun
I think it might be possible that Ayton is the worst basketball player of all time
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I think it might be possible that Ayton is the worst basketball player of all time
Just dropped my phone off my second floor balcony and it’s just… fine?
This shits gonna absolutely shatter when it falls 3 feet off the bed tonight, I just know it.
This shits gonna absolutely shatter when it falls 3 feet off the bed tonight, I just know it.
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Just dropped my phone off my second floor balcony and it’s just… fine?
This shits gonna absolutely shatter when it falls 3 feet off the bed tonight, I just know it.
This shits gonna absolutely shatter when it falls 3 feet off the bed tonight, I just know it.
Well, that was fast.
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Well, that was fast.