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Matty
@alolan9tails.bsky.social
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · Nov 23
Waves all the way down
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 2d
Stream so thick it doubles as a salmon ladder
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 5d
I can’t get TIT FOR TAT out of my head
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 6d
I just saved $25 off of a $30 haul at cvs— I’m an extreme couponer
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 9d
😘
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 9d
🥰
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 10d
Entering my purple era
@alolan9tails after a workout in front of bright purple bougainvillea
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 10d
Close up is my favorite 🥹
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 12d
Silksong it is 🙂‍↔️
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 12d
Should I get Silksong, Hades 2, or Ghost of Yotei to play tonight?
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 12d
I’ve had some of the most profound nights of my life driving home alone from the west side listening to Olivia Dean
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 23d
I am not a 6am kinda girlie and that’s okay
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · 24d
“She rolled a crit fail on having breasts”
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · Sep 9
Aka I didn’t realize these new electrolyte mix packet things I got have like A LOT of caffeine in them, I don’t usually drink any caffeine, it’s 10:30, and I just drank one
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · Sep 9
I’ve made a massive mistake, an egregious error, a full blown fuck up
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · Sep 7
Neeeeeeeed to get Silksong today
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · Sep 7
Night king :)
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · Sep 7
As Allison Williams intended
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · Sep 6
Thanks for my new favorite shorts 🐺 @howl-out.com
@alolan9tails posing in black shorts with “bite back” written on them in front of some greenery
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · Sep 6
Exactly like that
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · Sep 6
The irrational urge to honk (like a goose, not a car)
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · Sep 6
Litrally exactly what I thought
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · Sep 6
Told somebody “have a good night” and he said “have a better one” 👀
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · Sep 5
“So the boys come up to my apartment, and I’m wearing a robe. I’m only wearing a robe. And I say, ‘Why don’t you come in my boudoir and watch me do a monologue?’ and they say ‘Where’s the bed?’ and I say ‘This is the bed right here.’ and they say, ‘Can we sit on the bed?’ and I say ‘Sure, but these”
An image of Freckle from “The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo” saying “sometimes… things that are expensive… are worse.”
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · Sep 5
Bus drivers are always the kindest people…
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Matty @alolan9tails.bsky.social · Sep 5
I could totally be wrong cause it’s been a while since I finished it, but I think he only got like a partial Apollo back or it was corrupted or something? But same!! I’m super excited to see where the Nemesis plot goes
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