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kysan ✨

@alolanfloatzel.bsky.social

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life is a washing machine and i’m just the twink half stuck inside of it 📍toronto

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kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · Apr 28

hi everyone, this will be my new main from here on out - we’re in our compartmentalization era. for hornyposting follow @sakurapupto.bsky.social

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kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 11h

i miss Magic Man

kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 1d

sometimes i go on twitter cuz i still have my other account that i post on sometimes there and then i see some deranged argument about whether or not a kpop idol i used to like actually meant it or not when they said the f slur on a live stream and then i simply have to close twitter

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kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 1d

i see my boyfriend again tomorrow :)

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kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 2d

i do 👉👈

kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 2d

All this Taylor/Charli discourse is really renewing my appreciation for Girl, So Confusing. What an incredible song by two incredible women.

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kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 2d

my list of people who i want to invite to my birthday party is so freaking long and i feel bad about cutting people 😭 being popular is so hard and annoying 😭

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kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 2d

bebbi

kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 3d

it’s crazy how much my mood can be lifted by finding a song to listen to that fits the vibes perfectly

kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 3d

gear night last night :)

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kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 3d

[Hornier than I’ve ever been in my entire life] yeah I’ve been good! How are you doing

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kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 4d

i got a cute boy’s number today so basically i can die happy now

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kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 4d

it’s interesting how i get asked “where are you from” waaaaaay more often by native born asians than white people. there’s a conversation to be had there somewhere.

kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 5d

Word cannot express how beyond proud I am of Suki Doll for representing Canada and the diaspora community on Slaysian Royale. She is so talented and such a class act

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kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 5d

it’s locktober so this is a very presumptuous comment to make. how dare you.

kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 5d

and as a matter of fact i am going to go watch it again right now !

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kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 5d

yea i watched this scene like 50 times over yesterday

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kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 5d

i went to steamworks yesterday and ran into a friend who bent me over one of the sex benches and started inviting other men to fuck me

and it was in that moment where i realized i may in fact be a slut

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kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 6d

I think if you play music out loud on public transit you should go to jail for life with no possibility of parole

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kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 9d

Yes!

kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 9d

idk how people don’t see that they were perfect for each other. Matty Healy is the poster child for performative men and Taylor Swift is the poster child for performative women. they would’ve enabled each others delusions into infinity. it would’ve been beautiful

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kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 9d

i think that taylor swift shouldn’t have broken up with Matty Healy. he would’ve encouraged her to go balls to the wall with her fake deep pseudo esoteric bullshit that she started leaning into around that time and maybe she would’ve made actual good music

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kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 9d

make it work !

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kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 9d

love of my life 👉👈

Danny Delgado 🔞🍉 @englishorny.bsky.social · 9d

You winning, son?

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kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 9d

my hot take is that if you’re sending me a sexy photo and there is a toilet visible anywhere you should go to jail

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kysan ✨ @alolanfloatzel.bsky.social · 10d

cutie!