keith
@alolankeith.bsky.social
Pokemon Go. Video games. Reality TV. Shitposting. Gay stuff.
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📍 Toronto, 🇨🇦
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📍 Toronto, 🇨🇦
I was a Lana Del Rey stan in 2012, defending her from pretentious douchebags online. I can handle anything life throws at me
February 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I was a Lana Del Rey stan in 2012, defending her from pretentious douchebags online. I can handle anything life throws at me
After the economic collapse, the only job left will be mogging
February 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
After the economic collapse, the only job left will be mogging
Starting my morning with a burnt and dry croissant. God gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors.
February 13, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Starting my morning with a burnt and dry croissant. God gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors.
Be gay. Do crimes. Catch Pokémon.
February 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Be gay. Do crimes. Catch Pokémon.
Remembering all the discourse and discourse about the discourse this image brought to the timeline
February 12, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Remembering all the discourse and discourse about the discourse this image brought to the timeline
"Chick-fil-A?"
"Nah, fuck Chick-fil-A. They wanna stop my boys from going to pound town with each other. Fuck that"
I love eavesdropping on straight guy's conversations
"Nah, fuck Chick-fil-A. They wanna stop my boys from going to pound town with each other. Fuck that"
I love eavesdropping on straight guy's conversations
February 11, 2026 at 9:43 PM
"Chick-fil-A?"
"Nah, fuck Chick-fil-A. They wanna stop my boys from going to pound town with each other. Fuck that"
I love eavesdropping on straight guy's conversations
"Nah, fuck Chick-fil-A. They wanna stop my boys from going to pound town with each other. Fuck that"
I love eavesdropping on straight guy's conversations
Its 0 degrees outside and I've already seen 2 guys out in shorts. I love Canada
February 11, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Its 0 degrees outside and I've already seen 2 guys out in shorts. I love Canada
Omg the Roamer section of Dragon Quest 7 is so sad
February 11, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Omg the Roamer section of Dragon Quest 7 is so sad
Me whenever I get a good night's sleep
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Me whenever I get a good night's sleep
Of course I studied the classics.
February 11, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Of course I studied the classics.
Doing my part for woke 2 by listening to Gasolina
February 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Doing my part for woke 2 by listening to Gasolina
Honestly, I love the slow pace of Dragon Quest 7. It's such a comforting game
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Honestly, I love the slow pace of Dragon Quest 7. It's such a comforting game
The only thing more entertaining than Bad Bunny's superbowl halftime show is the continuous rightwing crash out over it
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 PM
The only thing more entertaining than Bad Bunny's superbowl halftime show is the continuous rightwing crash out over it
I can't believe I'm expected to do work at my job
February 10, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I can't believe I'm expected to do work at my job
You're jestergooning? Clavicular got frame mogged by an ASU frat leader and you're just jestermaxxing?? 🙄
February 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
You're jestergooning? Clavicular got frame mogged by an ASU frat leader and you're just jestermaxxing?? 🙄
"It's only -16 outside. Things are warming up" I need this winter weather to go away asap oh my god
February 9, 2026 at 4:58 PM
"It's only -16 outside. Things are warming up" I need this winter weather to go away asap oh my god
Too gay to care about the superbowl
February 8, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Too gay to care about the superbowl
I'm never getting out of bed
February 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I'm never getting out of bed
If you see this, post a character that starts with S
February 8, 2026 at 1:50 AM
If you see this, post a character that starts with S
How did I end up at my second hockey game of 2026?
February 7, 2026 at 10:00 PM
How did I end up at my second hockey game of 2026?
My new favourite pastime is jumpscaring @applinpicker.bsky.social at every chance
February 7, 2026 at 8:44 PM
My new favourite pastime is jumpscaring @applinpicker.bsky.social at every chance
Try telling a normie that Clavicular got frame mogged by an ASU frat leader
February 7, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Try telling a normie that Clavicular got frame mogged by an ASU frat leader
I don't wanna go out in -30 degree weather. I wanna bedrot and play Dragon Quest 7 all day
February 7, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I don't wanna go out in -30 degree weather. I wanna bedrot and play Dragon Quest 7 all day
I hate when work stops me from shitposting all day 🙄
February 7, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I hate when work stops me from shitposting all day 🙄