keith
@alolankeith.bsky.social
Pokemon Go. Video games. Reality TV. Shitposting. Gay stuff.
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📍 Toronto, 🇨🇦
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📍 Toronto, 🇨🇦
The new Lana Del Rey song will fix me
February 18, 2026 at 2:05 AM
The new Lana Del Rey song will fix me
This picture doesn't do justice to how eerie and foggy it is outside right now
February 17, 2026 at 9:43 PM
This picture doesn't do justice to how eerie and foggy it is outside right now
Weather while I'm working today: 5 degrees and sunny
Weather on my day off tomorrow: minus 9 and ice storm
Weather on my day off tomorrow: minus 9 and ice storm
February 17, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Weather while I'm working today: 5 degrees and sunny
Weather on my day off tomorrow: minus 9 and ice storm
Weather on my day off tomorrow: minus 9 and ice storm
After yesterday's mini crashout, I love waking up to news of a new Lana Del Rey song and a 3 day work week
a woman drinking through a straw with the words girl who is going to be okay on the bottom
ALT: a woman drinking through a straw with the words girl who is going to be okay on the bottom
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February 17, 2026 at 1:20 PM
After yesterday's mini crashout, I love waking up to news of a new Lana Del Rey song and a 3 day work week
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I posed all my crochet Pokemon together
February 16, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I posed all my crochet Pokemon together
Just ran into an ex boyfriend from awhileago. My brain is reliving how shitty he made me feel while we were together and after we broke up. I regret going outside today
February 16, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Just ran into an ex boyfriend from awhileago. My brain is reliving how shitty he made me feel while we were together and after we broke up. I regret going outside today
Microdosing sadness and anxiety
February 16, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Microdosing sadness and anxiety
Dragon Quest 7 needs to stop personally attacking me
February 16, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Dragon Quest 7 needs to stop personally attacking me
My coworker put on the Cats musical soundtrack. Life is beautiful
February 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
My coworker put on the Cats musical soundtrack. Life is beautiful
⭐ Pass it along; let’s see your pfp in its full-sized glory! ⭐
February 15, 2026 at 7:58 PM
⭐ Pass it along; let’s see your pfp in its full-sized glory! ⭐
My manager doesn't love the depressing Lana Del Rey songs I've been playing for 3 hours straight 🙄
February 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My manager doesn't love the depressing Lana Del Rey songs I've been playing for 3 hours straight 🙄
I'd like to believe this was written for me to use
February 15, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I'd like to believe this was written for me to use
The only downside to nicer weather is having every slow walker in the city be outside
February 14, 2026 at 6:46 PM
The only downside to nicer weather is having every slow walker in the city be outside
Im glad Pokémon Go understands that nothing is more romantic than Enamorus therion raids
February 14, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Im glad Pokémon Go understands that nothing is more romantic than Enamorus therion raids
I was a Lana Del Rey stan in 2012, defending her from pretentious douchebags online. I can handle anything life throws at me
February 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I was a Lana Del Rey stan in 2012, defending her from pretentious douchebags online. I can handle anything life throws at me
After the economic collapse, the only job left will be mogging
February 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
After the economic collapse, the only job left will be mogging
Starting my morning with a burnt and dry croissant. God gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors.
February 13, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Starting my morning with a burnt and dry croissant. God gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors.
Be gay. Do crimes. Catch Pokémon.
February 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Be gay. Do crimes. Catch Pokémon.
Remembering all the discourse and discourse about the discourse this image brought to the timeline
February 12, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Remembering all the discourse and discourse about the discourse this image brought to the timeline
"Chick-fil-A?"
"Nah, fuck Chick-fil-A. They wanna stop my boys from going to pound town with each other. Fuck that"
I love eavesdropping on straight guy's conversations
"Nah, fuck Chick-fil-A. They wanna stop my boys from going to pound town with each other. Fuck that"
I love eavesdropping on straight guy's conversations
February 11, 2026 at 9:43 PM
"Chick-fil-A?"
"Nah, fuck Chick-fil-A. They wanna stop my boys from going to pound town with each other. Fuck that"
I love eavesdropping on straight guy's conversations
"Nah, fuck Chick-fil-A. They wanna stop my boys from going to pound town with each other. Fuck that"
I love eavesdropping on straight guy's conversations
Its 0 degrees outside and I've already seen 2 guys out in shorts. I love Canada
February 11, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Its 0 degrees outside and I've already seen 2 guys out in shorts. I love Canada
Omg the Roamer section of Dragon Quest 7 is so sad
February 11, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Omg the Roamer section of Dragon Quest 7 is so sad
Me whenever I get a good night's sleep
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Me whenever I get a good night's sleep
Of course I studied the classics.
February 11, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Of course I studied the classics.