Alpha
@alphawoof.bsky.social
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💻🐺🏔️🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇸🇭🇺📚🎼🍺🗺️ Software engineer & traveller
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His plans are foiled because he’s behind glass!
alphawoof.bsky.social
Successfully survived the oncall shift from hell. 26 pages over 7 days and 2 hours of sleep last night.
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@kibleopard.bsky.social just bought and iPod classic today and I’ll resurrect mine next tbh.
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Minnesota starter pack
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Gotta love being hit by a Tesla as I was cycling IN THE BIKE LANE. 500 cameras and radar shit can’t help a bad driver.
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Splurged on dual 4K 120Hz monitors. Using them is so amazing and I can't go back.
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A fallen soldier in cap hill
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Went camping! Central WA is wild.
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1 year work anniversary 🏴‍☠️
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Found this dog at work

I want to take him home
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I think it’s super funny being honked at (aggressively tbh) for biking on a certain road in Seattle, and literally cursed at for biking on the sidewalk next to the same street.
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stagefatality.bsky.social
"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok"

yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch
goombella from paper mario the thousand year door, book in "hand" tattling on your ass
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👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
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I love Cholula so much but why did I put like 150mL on my dinner 🥲
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✈️✈️✈️
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Chinese sneps 😎
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On Friday I’ll be hopping on over half a dozen planes to literally fly around the world 😎
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My coworkers (and some other folks who’ve left this team) and I are getting blitzed tomorrow night. Not sure when/where yet.
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One more day having to go to Bellevue and then ✨never again✨
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3 days (2 nights) with too much snow at ~6.4k feet 😭
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Touched grass last weekend!