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poser, fraud @alt4hunks.bsky.social · 8h

Somehow feel like this bit during Broken Glass was crazier than Lorde’s actual album art (either Solar Power’s cover or the clear plastic pants in Virgin’s gatefold). We should start posting bellybutton

Lorde performing Broken Glass, Ultrasound World Tour. LCD screen shows a closeup of a bellybutton, smaller screen in front shows a kneeling dancer pointing a camera at Lorde, and further front Lorde and dancer actually on stage

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poser, fraud @alt4hunks.bsky.social · 15h

🎂🎂 they look perf on you!!

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poser, fraud @alt4hunks.bsky.social · 19h

📸🩳❓🥺

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poser, fraud @alt4hunks.bsky.social · 19h

i miss being at an organization mostly running on apple hardware and getting a “please, we’re begging, do not update your devices to the new OS” email once a year

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poser, fraud @alt4hunks.bsky.social · 1d

do they go through casting as an item or does production pull a Dick/Danielle every time

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poser, fraud @alt4hunks.bsky.social · 3d

When do I get to kill him

poser, fraud @alt4hunks.bsky.social · 4d

shut down and stopped going out the second summer ended but pool daddy invited me to a flannel fall union suit party tomorrow……….

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poser, fraud @alt4hunks.bsky.social · 4d

flop! (jk ❤️)

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poser, fraud @alt4hunks.bsky.social · 4d

it’s on the original switch as well, silly

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poser, fraud @alt4hunks.bsky.social · 8d

was supposed to do a no spend october but… i need to redecorate…. my couch and rug don’t match i’m dying…

poser, fraud @alt4hunks.bsky.social · 9d

of his girlfriend? yeah

poser, fraud @alt4hunks.bsky.social · 10d

F*g

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poser, fraud @alt4hunks.bsky.social · 14d

important client called me at 6:30 am and I didn’t see the notification when I woke up and he sent no follow up emails so now I have to cold call help

poser, fraud @alt4hunks.bsky.social · 18d

yay i have a million things to do at work because i took yom kippur off :3 going to take an edible and ignore everything

poser, fraud @alt4hunks.bsky.social · 19d

but zionist barbie can sell more plastic i guess!

poser, fraud @alt4hunks.bsky.social · 19d

LMAO okay. keep in mind that Lorde released Melodrama and Taylor's next couple of albums were Reputation and Lover. Virgin next to Taylor's post-Eras stuff is 30 minutes of gold versus ten hours of white noise. none of that will matter for you because you're unable to think about music like an adult

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spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 19d

the thing about taylor's diss track is, no matter how you slice it she's punching down. (setting aside she misunderstood sympathy is a knife) but you really expect me to side with a billionaire against a girl who just got her first grammy. be serious.

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poser, fraud @alt4hunks.bsky.social · 19d

So like what is wrong with you? I’m not going to try to engage in good faith discussion when I know what you will respond to anything I bring up. You’re not here to discuss music, you’re here to act like a 13 year old kpop stan and it’s frankly embarrassing for you :)

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poser, fraud @alt4hunks.bsky.social · 19d

LMAO do you really want to embarrass yourself like this? I would not come after Lorde when blandie has had musical diarrhea for years. Like… let’s compare responses to Charli: Lorde/Charli made an iconic moment and Taylor wrote an insufferable teenager’s screed on facebook

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poser, fraud @alt4hunks.bsky.social · 19d

funny that antonoff produced so many career high albums (Melodrama/NFR/folklore) but enough time has passed to say — only taylor has been completely unable to follow up.

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spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 19d

TLOAS

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poser, fraud @alt4hunks.bsky.social · 19d

did you though?

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poser, fraud @alt4hunks.bsky.social · 19d

everything is romantic is the charli song (because blondie couldnt think of a way to rephrase sympathy is a knife)

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poser, fraud @alt4hunks.bsky.social · 20d

This cannot be real lmao she would be so stupid to start this beef bc all it’s going to do for her is streisland effect her into being Boring Barbie

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poser, fraud @alt4hunks.bsky.social · 20d

oh they are definitely about to give miller a list of all the evil socialist jews to prosecute (it will just be a list of all jewish people). Happy Yom Kippur guys let’s all hope our names are written in the book of life!

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