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Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 17h

What I find most disturbing is that subsequent presidents won't want to do anything to protect against this sort of thing in future, presumably because it would be called partisan or some similar excuse to attack whoever is actually protecting democracy.

Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 17h

He's going after his record…

At least it's true that he is number one at something!

Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 18h

That's been the only direct benefit I've had of my headphone jack becoming temperamental, so having to switch to Bluetooth.
For some reason my phone cares about headphone users, but you can destroy your hearing with Bluetooth ones and it doesn't give two hoots!

It was still too quiet on headphones.

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Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 2d

The problem is that it's impossible to tell!

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Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 2d

It's disturbing how much a calculator uses these days, even when it is working correctly.

I've seen a disassembler/debugger in 8k on a Z80 based machine.

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Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 2d

I think it stopped when debuggers got better.

Instead of planning properly, people get lazy, write code, hope it works, then try to work out why it doesn't work. It's worst when it's a rare bug and there's a heap of code on top of it by the time it emerges.

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Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 3d

But… if they do that, they won't be able to bulk up their watch minutes to try and get recommendations, on their path to monetisation!

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Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 4d

There's always something that looks really off about the feet.
My brain says they should look more like this.

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Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 5d

Isn't that a village in Wales?

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Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 5d

There's a funny one at my house, but I'm rather disinclined to post it. 🙂

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Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 6d

Weave got spell chequers these daze, so there's know reason four peephole two even make mistakes.

Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 7d

Users are always a problem… I suggest getting rid of them!

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Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 7d

Do they NEED Windows 11, or do they just need to stop a certain multinational corporation from yanking the rug out from under them?

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Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 7d

This is the opposite of a tech support role where you help people by making really trivial fixes to things, then people treat you like you're some kind of genius. 😀

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Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 8d

"I'm trying to add one to a number, but every time I do, it keeps coming out as a big negative number. Any idea why?" 🤖

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Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 10d

I had this in my head before I even clicked through to the comments! 😀

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Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 14d

This would have registered quicker if I'd not read LEAD as LEAD and not LEAD.

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Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 15d

CANDYGRAM!

Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 18d

Time to dig up the thesaurus!

Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 19d

If only AI could create extensions to do this for other sites…

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Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 19d

Hot out?

…or malfunction?

Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 21d

I cannot stress just how much I recommend listening to this; one of the most brilliant comedy writers about.
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b...

BBC Radio 4 - John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme, Series 1, Episode 1

A big job, a small job, the career path of the average TV exec, and a tiger with a gun.

www.bbc.co.uk

Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 25d

There's a guy on TV complaining to a police officer that he paid someone for crack and got given tobacco!

The officer asked him if he was willing to go to court over it and the guy said "yes."

I'm guessing he's really drunk already.

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Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋 @alvamiga.bsky.social · 25d

Donald tries to phone their President but gets annoyed because they're always busy when he does.

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