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Alyssa Lastname
@alyssathefool.bsky.social
The name ( O.o) is Alyssa. I'm 23...That's pretty much it xD
My super cool YouTube: https://youtube.com/@hersonat?si=x4oAjAVA7yKNIyqw
Man, i love it when my audio software picks up my headphones audio and not my microphone audio, despite the mic being plugged in and the default πŸ™ƒ
April 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone! You must celebrate the Irish today. Or we will find you
March 17, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Hell yea
March 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Shoutout to women
March 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Help report DEI programs at schools. Submitting fictitious or fake information, like Hogwarts hates gnomes, would be absolutely irresponsible, so definitely don't do that. We wouldn't want to waste DOGE's time, right?

enddei.ed.gov
Department of Education FormLock
enddei.ed.gov
March 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Both something that happened while in highschool, and rn cause my brain never learns lmao
March 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Something i learned too late in life (...I'm only 23 xD so this isn't some sage wisdom) but never, ever sacrifice being who you really are just because you think you have a slight chance to date someone. It'll never happen and you'll just be repressing an important part of yourself for years
March 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
People born on today are now celebrating their birthday (me). Happy Thursday
February 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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repost to protect yourself from Shane dawson
February 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Hey chat, do you ever just -gets ripped in two by the existential horrors-
February 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Not everyone is rooting for you, not everyone wants you to succeed, not everyone who is nice to you has your best interests at heart, & some quite literally want you to fail. It's important to remember this harsh reality and use it to live a good life in spite of them. Spite is a powerful motivator.
January 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Have you ever had a dream where you- where, where you are...where
January 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Lmao true tho
January 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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My page on Bluesky is a safe space and you will always be welcome and safe here πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

Please, be careful everyone πŸ™
November 6, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
December 24, 2024 at 11:26 AM
I get more and more tempted every day to get bangs, should I?
December 16, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Lunchtime doodle
December 11, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Daniel
December 6, 2024 at 1:17 AM
What would you do if ok so he said yes would go?
November 25, 2024 at 4:29 AM
I would also like someone to be able to do exciting things with, like skydiving or something crazy like that
November 24, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Like, i wanna grow old with someone and go grocery shopping and do all the boring stuff with someone
November 24, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Real yearning hours over here
November 24, 2024 at 3:34 PM
The best thing about my brain memorizing every song it hears ever is that I can constantly listen to music without having to worry about how to. Like, I sing myself to sleep or to get through work, it's great
November 23, 2024 at 1:02 AM
NEVERMIND, MY SIBLING NEEDS TO GO TO TOWN AND HAS ALSO AGREED TO BUY MY CHINESE FOOD SO ITS HAPPENING YESSSSSS (I bought their dog and expensive doghouse, so they're paying me back with food xD)
November 22, 2024 at 7:31 PM
I'm having a dilemma... should I
A-Go to town and get some Chinese food after work or
B-Save money and don't do that
Pros-its yummy and I love it and I have the money for it
Cons-Id also have to get gas since I'm close to empty and that's expensive
November 22, 2024 at 5:50 PM