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Amanda B
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Beverage Goblin. Cheeseburger/Garlic Girl.
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If any of my cheeseburger spots try to send me a year end wrap I’ll sue.
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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I spent all day feeling like I was going insane because "Dentist" was on my calendar at two slightly different times today, which then made sense when I looked up in the waiting room and saw my husband.
December 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I ordered 6 strands of lights and I would like to thank Target for shipping each one separately. 🙄
December 18, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Dog Pile.
December 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The last letter Macy wrote me fell off my desk today, almost 5 years to the day she died.

To Macy, you are still missed and so loved ❤️...
December 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I gave one dog a haircut and the other was jealous so there I stood, faking a haircut making clipper sounds.
December 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Doing the hard stuff tonight, Afrin Night Nasal Spray.
December 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I'm making cookies and buttercream, so add stretchy pants to the Christmas List.
December 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Dallas is getting an HEB and I wish Macy was still here to see it.
December 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Just waiting on my Portillos to open.
December 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If someone could email my coworker and tell her to stop typing in all caps, I'd really appreciate it.
December 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The Savanah Bananas tickets I wanted are sold out 😭
December 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It's been a rough week for voice actors. 😪
December 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I need a list of countries with no extradition, not for criminal purposes, I just don't want my job to come get me.
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I feel like I could make more field goals than Kansas City's guy, I mean, I'll try for a lot less money too.
December 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Am I better than everyone else in my 90s Red Wings Starter Jacket? Yes, come back tomorrow for me being better than everyone in my Packers one.

(My Dad sent me my middle school jackets because I kept sending him the temp in TX and complaining.)
December 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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PepsiCo’s operational changes will include a 20% reduction of its product lineup in the U.S.
PepsiCo Planning Price Cuts—Joining Target Amid Affordability Crunch
PepsiCo’s operational changes will include a 20% reduction of its product lineup in the U.S.
www.forbes.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The energy company has me locked out of my online account. I can assure you that nobody will ever log in and pay that bill that is not me.
December 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Deep In The Heart Of Texas!
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I can't remember the last time my hockey team won like that. 😳
December 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I used my card to order Jimmy Johns and my card was compromised the same day, someone put a whole apartment security deposit on there, I'm not saying I'm brilliant but how was that supposed to work out for the the thief?
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
It's 2025, nobody should be allowed to sign up for Facebook anymore. Either you were there wheb it started or you're a cop.
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I ordered gifts off Etsy and they were packed so nicely and came with candy as a gift with purchase and I wish I thought that was sweet but I watch way too much TV to eat stranger danger candy.
December 9, 2025 at 5:38 AM