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Just reached the intersection of F1 and Charli XCX memes
June 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Just reached the intersection of F1 and Charli XCX memes
If there's one thing I've learned from Kimi Antonelli, it's that apparently it's ragu, not bolognese.
May 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
If there's one thing I've learned from Kimi Antonelli, it's that apparently it's ragu, not bolognese.
Sometimes I park so well I want to take a picture to commemorate the moment. Then I remind myself that that would be pathetic.
April 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Sometimes I park so well I want to take a picture to commemorate the moment. Then I remind myself that that would be pathetic.
You know it’s bad when you say to youself “I just need to lock in” and it’s literally just eating cereal
April 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
You know it’s bad when you say to youself “I just need to lock in” and it’s literally just eating cereal
I really thought that tonight would be the night I’d get back into reading. Unfortunately, I’m now too tired from doing my taxes.
April 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I really thought that tonight would be the night I’d get back into reading. Unfortunately, I’m now too tired from doing my taxes.
My dependence on my weighted blanket is probably concerning
March 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My dependence on my weighted blanket is probably concerning
I don’t think I’ve ever encountered a comfortable headrest.
March 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever encountered a comfortable headrest.
It’s always a little weird to hear a celebrity mention going to a place I regularly also go to.
March 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It’s always a little weird to hear a celebrity mention going to a place I regularly also go to.
Was that an earthquake or am I insane?
March 3, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Was that an earthquake or am I insane?
It’s pretty sad that my dog has never laughed at any of my jokes
February 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
It’s pretty sad that my dog has never laughed at any of my jokes
My complete inability to make myself choose to do anything when I’m just so sleepy is crazy
February 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
My complete inability to make myself choose to do anything when I’m just so sleepy is crazy
Learning that a lot of people have never had a churro was way more shocking than learning about racism
February 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Learning that a lot of people have never had a churro was way more shocking than learning about racism
My favorite part of the superbowl is Kike Hernandez finally getting re-signed
February 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My favorite part of the superbowl is Kike Hernandez finally getting re-signed
If I hear someone unironically mention astrology one more time I might scream
February 4, 2025 at 5:43 AM
If I hear someone unironically mention astrology one more time I might scream
Driving in Downtown LA is hellish
February 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Driving in Downtown LA is hellish
Maybe since it’s finally raining I’ll be able to go outside without my eyes burning
January 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Maybe since it’s finally raining I’ll be able to go outside without my eyes burning
Listening to people learn/pretend to learn mandarin is very funny and also weird
January 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Listening to people learn/pretend to learn mandarin is very funny and also weird
Is now a good time to mention how much I love a well made interactive map?
January 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Is now a good time to mention how much I love a well made interactive map?
I’m glad my hard-earned knowledge of LA geography is finally proving useful!
January 9, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I’m glad my hard-earned knowledge of LA geography is finally proving useful!
I can’t tell if tonight is better or worse than last night since there are like at least 3 new fires but the wind has calmed down a lot
January 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I can’t tell if tonight is better or worse than last night since there are like at least 3 new fires but the wind has calmed down a lot
I was trying to come up with a joke about starting the new year off with insanely bad wildfires near LA and being genuinely scared about Meta’s announcement but somehow deflecting with my usually impeccable humor isn’t working. Also might have to actually delete my Meta accounts.
January 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I was trying to come up with a joke about starting the new year off with insanely bad wildfires near LA and being genuinely scared about Meta’s announcement but somehow deflecting with my usually impeccable humor isn’t working. Also might have to actually delete my Meta accounts.
Sometimes I read my own writing and think to myself, “wow, I really hope they don’t think it’s AI because absolutely nobody talks like that” but it’s totally chill cause it’s only my future hanging in the balance! (College apps again, sorry)
January 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Sometimes I read my own writing and think to myself, “wow, I really hope they don’t think it’s AI because absolutely nobody talks like that” but it’s totally chill cause it’s only my future hanging in the balance! (College apps again, sorry)
Christmas naps hit different
December 26, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Christmas naps hit different
60° in NY is not the same 60° in LA. Like why am I literally shivering rn??
December 20, 2024 at 6:55 PM
60° in NY is not the same 60° in LA. Like why am I literally shivering rn??
I don’t trust people that like English muffins. There are so many good kinds of bread and they choose to eat the worst one.
December 18, 2024 at 2:21 AM
I don’t trust people that like English muffins. There are so many good kinds of bread and they choose to eat the worst one.