Peter Amant
@amantpeter.bsky.social
I don't particularly care for labels. I like whisky, good music, the works of Jean Shepherd, and providing inspiration for my wife's erotica. Oh, and gardening. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏻ally
The sex was going great until I was in the hospital.
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
The sex was going great until I was in the hospital.
So my new jockeys have this weird horizontal fly, which I'm realizing is basically a sun roof for my cock...
January 2, 2026 at 8:49 PM
So my new jockeys have this weird horizontal fly, which I'm realizing is basically a sun roof for my cock...
Woke up very horny this morning. Quickie with the wife only made it worse. Add to that the kids being home all day and houseguests coming in an hour and it all adds up to a very frustrated Peter...
January 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Woke up very horny this morning. Quickie with the wife only made it worse. Add to that the kids being home all day and houseguests coming in an hour and it all adds up to a very frustrated Peter...
Salmon's in the smoker. MIL just reported goose is in the oven.
Gonna be quite the New Year's feast.
Gonna be quite the New Year's feast.
January 1, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Salmon's in the smoker. MIL just reported goose is in the oven.
Gonna be quite the New Year's feast.
Gonna be quite the New Year's feast.
New Years has never been my favorite. Even in my teens and twenties, I only went out and stayed up out of social pressure. I'd much rather be in bed. And I've never been big on treating the New Year as some new starting point, though I'm not really sure why.
January 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
New Years has never been my favorite. Even in my teens and twenties, I only went out and stayed up out of social pressure. I'd much rather be in bed. And I've never been big on treating the New Year as some new starting point, though I'm not really sure why.
Kiddo was looking for answers… 😂 #jokes #dadlife #humor
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December 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Tease me all you like, but my union suit is super warm and incredibly comfortable.
December 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Tease me all you like, but my union suit is super warm and incredibly comfortable.
These ads are getting a little too personal...
December 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
These ads are getting a little too personal...
It's always nice visiting family over the holidays, but nothing beats coming home to sleep in your own bed
December 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It's always nice visiting family over the holidays, but nothing beats coming home to sleep in your own bed
Time for some eggnog
December 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Time for some eggnog
Ugh. This green fruit gummy candy I just ate wasn't lime flavored. It was Pine-Sol. 🤮
December 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Ugh. This green fruit gummy candy I just ate wasn't lime flavored. It was Pine-Sol. 🤮
Reposted by Peter Amant
New story for your enjoyment this morning!
Jada chooses from a gallery of dicks the one she'd like to have fun with tonight.
Jada chooses from a gallery of dicks the one she'd like to have fun with tonight.
Perfect Spot For An Ornament
Jada’s adventure in choosing the cock for a night of pleasure.
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December 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
New story for your enjoyment this morning!
Jada chooses from a gallery of dicks the one she'd like to have fun with tonight.
Jada chooses from a gallery of dicks the one she'd like to have fun with tonight.
Discussing Christmas meal menus with my mom and she asks me what else is like.
Saying "Christmas, 1987” is wrong, right?
Like, definitely shouldn't say that, right?
Saying "Christmas, 1987” is wrong, right?
Like, definitely shouldn't say that, right?
December 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Discussing Christmas meal menus with my mom and she asks me what else is like.
Saying "Christmas, 1987” is wrong, right?
Like, definitely shouldn't say that, right?
Saying "Christmas, 1987” is wrong, right?
Like, definitely shouldn't say that, right?
Me: (looking at old pictures I took my wife)
My wife: Ugh, are those all just stupid close-ups of me?
Me: They're not all close-ups. And I don't think they're stupid. I just took some nice pictures of my best friend and they make me happy.
My wife: Ugh, are those all just stupid close-ups of me?
Me: They're not all close-ups. And I don't think they're stupid. I just took some nice pictures of my best friend and they make me happy.
December 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Me: (looking at old pictures I took my wife)
My wife: Ugh, are those all just stupid close-ups of me?
Me: They're not all close-ups. And I don't think they're stupid. I just took some nice pictures of my best friend and they make me happy.
My wife: Ugh, are those all just stupid close-ups of me?
Me: They're not all close-ups. And I don't think they're stupid. I just took some nice pictures of my best friend and they make me happy.
Is Flannel Friday still a thing?
December 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Is Flannel Friday still a thing?
Watching Home Alone, a true holiday classic. I love almost everything about this movie. But there are a few things that have long bothered me. For starters, Mitch Murphy.
Mitch is the boy who gets mistaken for Kevin when Heather is counting heads as they race to get to the airport. 1/
Mitch is the boy who gets mistaken for Kevin when Heather is counting heads as they race to get to the airport. 1/
December 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Watching Home Alone, a true holiday classic. I love almost everything about this movie. But there are a few things that have long bothered me. For starters, Mitch Murphy.
Mitch is the boy who gets mistaken for Kevin when Heather is counting heads as they race to get to the airport. 1/
Mitch is the boy who gets mistaken for Kevin when Heather is counting heads as they race to get to the airport. 1/
Multiple times this week I've woken up to my pants being at least partly down. Not sure if this means my wife is getting aggressive in her sleep or just that the elastic is going...
a man is holding a microphone and asking how while standing next to a wall .
ALT: a man is holding a microphone and asking how while standing next to a wall .
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December 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Multiple times this week I've woken up to my pants being at least partly down. Not sure if this means my wife is getting aggressive in her sleep or just that the elastic is going...
Well, hello again, 4:30 a.m. How I fucking loathe you.
December 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Well, hello again, 4:30 a.m. How I fucking loathe you.
You guys: have I told you how amazing my wife is? Cause she just doesn't know it, no matter how often I tell her. She's having a rough couple days, a bit of a depressive episode. But she powered through and did a deep clean on the fridge while I got groceries, and she's doing kids' laundry.
a man in a suit and tie is driving a car and says " extraordinary woman " on the bottom
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is driving a car and says " extraordinary woman " on the bottom
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December 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You guys: have I told you how amazing my wife is? Cause she just doesn't know it, no matter how often I tell her. She's having a rough couple days, a bit of a depressive episode. But she powered through and did a deep clean on the fridge while I got groceries, and she's doing kids' laundry.
Happy Repeal Day to those who celebrate!
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Happy Repeal Day to those who celebrate!
So tired. Wish me luck I make it to at least 5 a.m.
a cartoon of snoopy and woodstock laying on top of a doghouse .
ALT: a cartoon of snoopy and woodstock laying on top of a doghouse .
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December 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
So tired. Wish me luck I make it to at least 5 a.m.
Why do I keep waking up at 4 a.m.?
a cartoon character is laying in bed with a pillow on his head and making a funny face .
Alt: a cartoon character is laying in bed with a pillow on his head and making a funny face .
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December 4, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Why do I keep waking up at 4 a.m.?
🎄Top 10 Christmas movies I always try to watch:
1) A Christmas Story
2) Muppet Christmas Carol
3) Emmett Otter's Jug Band Christmas
4) Scrooged
5) How The Grinch Stole Christmas
6) Die Hard
7) The Christmas Toy
8) Home Alone
9) Santa Claus: The Movie
10) Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
1) A Christmas Story
2) Muppet Christmas Carol
3) Emmett Otter's Jug Band Christmas
4) Scrooged
5) How The Grinch Stole Christmas
6) Die Hard
7) The Christmas Toy
8) Home Alone
9) Santa Claus: The Movie
10) Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
What are your top Christmas movies???
🎄Top 10 Christmas movies I always try to watch:
1) The Ref
2) Scrooged
3) Muppet Christmas Carol
4) The Family Stone
5) Die Hard
6) The Holiday
7) Love Actually
8) Jurassic World
9) Nightmare Before Christmas
10) Four Christmases
🎄Top 10 Christmas movies I always try to watch:
1) The Ref
2) Scrooged
3) Muppet Christmas Carol
4) The Family Stone
5) Die Hard
6) The Holiday
7) Love Actually
8) Jurassic World
9) Nightmare Before Christmas
10) Four Christmases
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
🎄Top 10 Christmas movies I always try to watch:
1) A Christmas Story
2) Muppet Christmas Carol
3) Emmett Otter's Jug Band Christmas
4) Scrooged
5) How The Grinch Stole Christmas
6) Die Hard
7) The Christmas Toy
8) Home Alone
9) Santa Claus: The Movie
10) Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
1) A Christmas Story
2) Muppet Christmas Carol
3) Emmett Otter's Jug Band Christmas
4) Scrooged
5) How The Grinch Stole Christmas
6) Die Hard
7) The Christmas Toy
8) Home Alone
9) Santa Claus: The Movie
10) Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Did you ever feel like you need to step outside for a cigarette, even though you don't smoke?
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Did you ever feel like you need to step outside for a cigarette, even though you don't smoke?