Lorenzo but Santa, actually
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songwriter, actor, bartender, ACAB. mainly sports skeets. Fiorentina, Liverpool, Padres 🇮🇹🍁🦅
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honestly this is probably for the best cuz getting the dub might have papered over the cracks … now maybe changes will be made that lead to improvement. go Birds lol
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
honestly this is probably for the best cuz getting the dub might have papered over the cracks … now maybe changes will be made that lead to improvement. go Birds lol
Reposted by Lorenzo but Santa, actually
Tech bros shocked that normal human beings enjoy thinking
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Tech bros shocked that normal human beings enjoy thinking
Dean is so good. this D is so good. they deserve better
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Dean is so good. this D is so good. they deserve better
I know I should be mad as an Eagles fan but that was just straight hilarious
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I know I should be mad as an Eagles fan but that was just straight hilarious
in the last 10 days all of these situations have all somehow gotten worse
- Fiorentina are joint bottom of Serie A
- Padres aren’t even playing and yet crisis, ownership are selling the team, had to replace the manager, let Cease leave
- Birds, well, a touchdown every 6 quarters won’t do it
- Liverpool have lost 9 of 12
- Padres aren’t even playing and yet crisis, ownership are selling the team, had to replace the manager, let Cease leave
- Birds, well, a touchdown every 6 quarters won’t do it
- Liverpool have lost 9 of 12
December 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
in the last 10 days all of these situations have all somehow gotten worse
Travis Kelce could have retired at the top of his game and a Super Bowl champion but instead he dated a musician and it ruined his life
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Travis Kelce could have retired at the top of his game and a Super Bowl champion but instead he dated a musician and it ruined his life
this Texans team would be so good if they could even remotely run the ball
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
this Texans team would be so good if they could even remotely run the ball
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-yarr time to face davey jones’ airlock-er
-space walk THE PLANK
-idk talk about “cosmic booty” a lot
-space walk THE PLANK
-idk talk about “cosmic booty” a lot
Ok my next D&D character is a space pirate. Please suggest good lines that are the space versions of talking like a pirate.
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
-yarr time to face davey jones’ airlock-er
-space walk THE PLANK
-idk talk about “cosmic booty” a lot
-space walk THE PLANK
-idk talk about “cosmic booty” a lot
I love my footy teams (derogatory)
December 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I love my footy teams (derogatory)
safely out of the jaws of victory, phew
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
safely out of the jaws of victory, phew
phwoar what a goal
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
phwoar what a goal
Gomez came into this game like he just got out of bed
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Gomez came into this game like he just got out of bed
baffling challenge by Ibou
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
baffling challenge by Ibou
as many people have already made the comparison, very Torres esque brace
December 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
as many people have already made the comparison, very Torres esque brace
HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM HUGO
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM HUGO
the Cody Gakpo will continue till Cody Gakpo improves
December 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
the Cody Gakpo will continue till Cody Gakpo improves
decent half, controlled but not dominant. would love to see Hugo and Wirtz play with Salah instead of Gakpo for a bit eh?
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
decent half, controlled but not dominant. would love to see Hugo and Wirtz play with Salah instead of Gakpo for a bit eh?
finally, a very good first 20’ away from home. now score
December 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
finally, a very good first 20’ away from home. now score
Milos that’s such a crap ball lad
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Milos that’s such a crap ball lad
Cherki rabona assist, good lord
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Cherki rabona assist, good lord
I like that Liverpool lineup so long as Arne has the Trent cutout ready on the bench to motivate Bradley
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I like that Liverpool lineup so long as Arne has the Trent cutout ready on the bench to motivate Bradley
we went from having bad wingers last year to no wingers and one of the worst right backs in the (history of the?) league the only one providing width for the team. turns out width is somewhat important to scoring goals
la vedo male
la vedo male
Fiorentina doing great, I'm not worried at all
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
we went from having bad wingers last year to no wingers and one of the worst right backs in the (history of the?) league the only one providing width for the team. turns out width is somewhat important to scoring goals
la vedo male
la vedo male
their best title challenge in years has them 3 clear of Aston Villa in December
idk I’ve said it before and I’ve said it again, I don’t think Arsenal under Arteta are gonna win anything, tactically nor mentally
December 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
their best title challenge in years has them 3 clear of Aston Villa in December
Viola time (sadness time)
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Viola time (sadness time)