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AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · Jan 2

I couldn’t give the skyline the exclusive 😪 Instagram saw it first 🩵
#blacksky #baddiesky #HappyNewYear

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AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 9d

The gag is, the foam is TRASH. Drying asf. Probably why you won’t film an ad showing real results. A bunch of fucking coons that’ll do anything for a quick dollar. #blacksky #baddiesky #blackgirlsky #blackhair

AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 9d

You stupid ass business are willing to KILL your own customers to release 17 second ads that DO NOT EVEN SHOW ACTUAL HAIR. What fucking sense does that make. Fuck #thedoux and #ouidoux for making the shitty ass advertisements in the first place. Y’all are in target. Money ain’t that mf tight.

AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 9d

@ilovethedoux on instagram blocked me for calling out their shitty ass AI ads they keep releasing, polluting black communities and failing to pay REAL black people to do the job much better. #blacksky #thedoux #ilovethedoux #blackhaircare You niggas are cornball ass losers and it shows.

AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 10d

The most heinous looking man you know is POSITIVE he’s fine as shit. Yet the most beautiful woman you’ve ever come across won’t even post on social media because she believes she’s not pretty enough. And that’s why an ugly man will always irritate tf outta me

AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 19d

I fear I never in 24 years of life paid attention to what I was singing there. It was above my pay grade

AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 19d

I finally got to watch Bring Her Back and honestly… wtf is wrong with the Philippou brothers?? I’m not even religious but I need to cast out whatever demon I let loose inside of my house watching this shit

AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · 22d

I feel like y’all started calling them APs because y’all really don’t know how to pronounce Audemars Piguet. My broke ass doesn’t either but I feel like y’all should know better than me.

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AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · May 2

Me after leaving Bia’s studio with all the equipment up my ass so she stops releasing that super hot garbage

a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch with a tv land logo in the corner

ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch with a tv land logo in the corner

media.tenor.com

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AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · Sep 10

That’s a wild way to lose a gun debate 😬🤭

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AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · Aug 16

Since nobody is brave enough to say it, I will. K*ndall’s video was NEVER sent to a girl in the first place. What type of girl would ask you to toot up and spread them. You won’t gaslight me🙂‍↔️
#LoveIslandUSA #BeyondTheVilla #Blacksky

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AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · Aug 15

This Chance album? Drug test him! Bc this shit is right back to the way it was 😁

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AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · Aug 11

I understood Weapons very well. The shit was still average. Idk why not liking a movie would equate not being able to decipher it, especially when they gave kindergarten teacher level breakdowns on every metaphor and possible interpretation present. It insists upon itself.

AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · Aug 4

If we’re going back into a Great Depression, I’m going to need a Wii Fit and Xbox Kinect to get me through it.

AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · Aug 4

And the dust y’all pay Jordan Adetunji? I’ll be the swiffer. When y’all realize how good he is, remember I was already here.

AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · Jul 28

I already believe in a mythical man that lives beyond the sky, idk much that is unbelievable after that 🤣

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AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · Jul 25

If we’re all made in God’s image, I need to be directed to what part of his image made these evil ass ✋🏻people. Like these mfs were EATING US. What part of the lord did that come from?!

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AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · Jul 24

Why is Scheanna Shay still being forced on me in 2025. Her and her thong wearing husband #TheValley

AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · Jul 21

Heard they have a trade in program if you have a tesla. That’s when I really started seeing them

AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · Jul 21

What tf is a Rivian and why does everyone suddenly drive one?

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AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · Jul 19

Kai Cenat knew Adin was racist. He just didn’t give a fuck until the racism personally affected him. Save all that extra shit

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AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · Jun 1

If your toilet paper crumbles up in my asshole when I wipe, don’t invite me to your fucking house.

AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · May 2

Don’t make me curve you more than once. I’m going to be mean to you the second time.

AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · May 2

Me after leaving Bia’s studio with all the equipment up my ass so she stops releasing that super hot garbage

a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch with a tv land logo in the corner

ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch with a tv land logo in the corner

media.tenor.com

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AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · Apr 25

Who made digging out wedgies embarrassing? If my itsy bitsy tiny weenie panties are cutting me in half, I have EVERY RIGHT to dig them out where I stand 🤷🏽‍♀️

AmbeLin @ambelin.bsky.social · Apr 23

Everybody can get it the way I’m feeling 🤷🏽‍♀️