Amber Patton
@amberpatton007.bsky.social
I write romance with open door scenes, Erotic flash fiction, and shorts with a lil bit of both.
I love my dog.
I love my dog.
My worst experience thus far in 2026:
Get my septum repierced and getting a head cold a week later. 🫤
Get my septum repierced and getting a head cold a week later. 🫤
February 8, 2026 at 5:26 AM
My worst experience thus far in 2026:
Get my septum repierced and getting a head cold a week later. 🫤
Get my septum repierced and getting a head cold a week later. 🫤
Love Isn't an Option
It's exactly what it is, no matter how good it feels
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February 7, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I have a friend who be hyping me up on my substack, and I can't even. It fills me with so much happiness.
If you'd like to participate, link below:
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If you'd like to participate, link below:
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Amber Patton | Substack
I've got fibromyalgia, and MDD. But I genuinely enjoy writing romance, and I want to share that gift with you.
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February 4, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I have a friend who be hyping me up on my substack, and I can't even. It fills me with so much happiness.
If you'd like to participate, link below:
www.substack.com/@amberpatton...
If you'd like to participate, link below:
www.substack.com/@amberpatton...
February 4, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I am losing weight. How do I know? Cuz my titties is shrinking. Le sigh.
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I am losing weight. How do I know? Cuz my titties is shrinking. Le sigh.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but keep up on your med schedule. It's the only reason you're feeling level.
And if you're not feeling well, imagine how much worse it'd be if you WEREN'T taking them?
And if you're not feeling well, imagine how much worse it'd be if you WEREN'T taking them?
February 2, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but keep up on your med schedule. It's the only reason you're feeling level.
And if you're not feeling well, imagine how much worse it'd be if you WEREN'T taking them?
And if you're not feeling well, imagine how much worse it'd be if you WEREN'T taking them?
I really must get better at posting here more regularly.
Anyway, the newest Flash Fiction Friday is out, and it is a kinky one!
Go check it out!
open.substack.com/pub/amberpat...
Anyway, the newest Flash Fiction Friday is out, and it is a kinky one!
Go check it out!
open.substack.com/pub/amberpat...
January 24, 2026 at 7:41 AM
I really must get better at posting here more regularly.
Anyway, the newest Flash Fiction Friday is out, and it is a kinky one!
Go check it out!
open.substack.com/pub/amberpat...
Anyway, the newest Flash Fiction Friday is out, and it is a kinky one!
Go check it out!
open.substack.com/pub/amberpat...
Y'all, when I say the flair up I had over the last two days... I wouldn't wish this pain on anyone. Not even him. Well, maybe him. #chronicillness
January 21, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Y'all, when I say the flair up I had over the last two days... I wouldn't wish this pain on anyone. Not even him. Well, maybe him. #chronicillness
Second episode is out, and I couldn't be more proud. Nothing like co-creating with friends to ease your depression!
Go watch!
Go watch!
Second episode of Cooking With Depression is live. Come for the simple culinary techniques, stay for my dated pop culture references and fractured take on modern life.
As always, big thanks to co-creator @amberpatton007.bsky.social for making this possible.
youtu.be/wJRlO8ff_54?.
As always, big thanks to co-creator @amberpatton007.bsky.social for making this possible.
youtu.be/wJRlO8ff_54?.
Apple Pork Shoulder (Cooking With Depression) ep 2
YouTube video by Cooking With Depression
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Second episode is out, and I couldn't be more proud. Nothing like co-creating with friends to ease your depression!
Go watch!
Go watch!
Fuck I'm so sad today. If you're reading this, I hope your day is better.
January 14, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Fuck I'm so sad today. If you're reading this, I hope your day is better.
I love when I find random notes about a story in working on that say things like,
He get head, goes home, drinks, sets alarm, cares for penis.
My shorthand is phenomenal.
#romancewriter #opendoorscenes
He get head, goes home, drinks, sets alarm, cares for penis.
My shorthand is phenomenal.
#romancewriter #opendoorscenes
January 11, 2026 at 7:27 AM
I love when I find random notes about a story in working on that say things like,
He get head, goes home, drinks, sets alarm, cares for penis.
My shorthand is phenomenal.
#romancewriter #opendoorscenes
He get head, goes home, drinks, sets alarm, cares for penis.
My shorthand is phenomenal.
#romancewriter #opendoorscenes
I generally only post about book stuff on here, when I post, but damn. This fucking country. (U.S.) I know how we got here, but how? We just allowing these thugs in uniform to kill innocent people in the streets? I'm so tired. But I am not giving up. Also fuck ice. Fuck drumpf.
January 9, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I generally only post about book stuff on here, when I post, but damn. This fucking country. (U.S.) I know how we got here, but how? We just allowing these thugs in uniform to kill innocent people in the streets? I'm so tired. But I am not giving up. Also fuck ice. Fuck drumpf.
My friend @ajordanguinn.bsky.social had this really cool idea. So, we smacked our heads together, and created this awesome series! Check out the first episode now!
And please like, subscribe, and ring that notification bell. You won't regret it.
youtu.be/OEv0sp03Ulg?...
And please like, subscribe, and ring that notification bell. You won't regret it.
youtu.be/OEv0sp03Ulg?...
Easy Chicken Stock (Cooking With Depression) ep 1
YouTube video by Cooking With Depression
youtu.be
January 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
My friend @ajordanguinn.bsky.social had this really cool idea. So, we smacked our heads together, and created this awesome series! Check out the first episode now!
And please like, subscribe, and ring that notification bell. You won't regret it.
youtu.be/OEv0sp03Ulg?...
And please like, subscribe, and ring that notification bell. You won't regret it.
youtu.be/OEv0sp03Ulg?...
Reposted by Amber Patton
With the help of @amberpatton007.bsky.social, I've launched a YouTube channel.
"Cooking With Depression"
Tips and techniques for low-effort cooking that's filling and decent.
Episode 1: Chicken Stock
youtu.be/OEv0sp03Ulg?...
"Cooking With Depression"
Tips and techniques for low-effort cooking that's filling and decent.
Episode 1: Chicken Stock
youtu.be/OEv0sp03Ulg?...
Easy Chicken Stock (Cooking With Depression) ep 1
YouTube video by Cooking WIth Depression
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 8:37 AM
With the help of @amberpatton007.bsky.social, I've launched a YouTube channel.
"Cooking With Depression"
Tips and techniques for low-effort cooking that's filling and decent.
Episode 1: Chicken Stock
youtu.be/OEv0sp03Ulg?...
"Cooking With Depression"
Tips and techniques for low-effort cooking that's filling and decent.
Episode 1: Chicken Stock
youtu.be/OEv0sp03Ulg?...
I'm procrastinating, which is making me feel terrible which is putting me in a freeze state, which is horrible because I have deadlines.
How's everyone doing?
How's everyone doing?
December 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I'm procrastinating, which is making me feel terrible which is putting me in a freeze state, which is horrible because I have deadlines.
How's everyone doing?
How's everyone doing?
Does anyone else get a headache the first day of their period? Cuz what the fuck is even this?
December 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Does anyone else get a headache the first day of their period? Cuz what the fuck is even this?
I've never seen people more selfish than when they're all out participating in consumerism. Happy fucking holidays.
December 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I've never seen people more selfish than when they're all out participating in consumerism. Happy fucking holidays.
There was a guy I thought I had a crush on. We had tentative plans to meet up when I was back in town. Told him I was back, invited him to a thing, no response.
Crush has been eradicated.
Crush has been eradicated.
a man in a suit is holding a woman 's hand while walking on a stage .
Alt: a white preacher man in a suit goes up to a large Black man who's walking up with three men around him, probably deacons of said church. The white man waves his hand and the Black man falls as though she has been healed from something.
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
There was a guy I thought I had a crush on. We had tentative plans to meet up when I was back in town. Told him I was back, invited him to a thing, no response.
Crush has been eradicated.
Crush has been eradicated.
Anthony Joshua can get anything he wants right now... including this pu**y.
I said what I said!
I said what I said!
December 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Anthony Joshua can get anything he wants right now... including this pu**y.
I said what I said!
I said what I said!
Anyone watch the movie Legion w/ Paul Bettany? A lot to dislike about the film. Especially since they hyped a fight with an ice cream man spider, and didn't deliver. HOWEVER, if you are one to believe in the bible, maybe God's not coming back cuz he tired of the bullshit.
#Hottakes
#Hottakes
December 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Anyone watch the movie Legion w/ Paul Bettany? A lot to dislike about the film. Especially since they hyped a fight with an ice cream man spider, and didn't deliver. HOWEVER, if you are one to believe in the bible, maybe God's not coming back cuz he tired of the bullshit.
#Hottakes
#Hottakes
It's rough learning your country's actual history and realizing we were always going to end up here.
-an American
-an American
December 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It's rough learning your country's actual history and realizing we were always going to end up here.
-an American
-an American
I think it's incredibly unprofessional and racist to call it Obama care. But I suppose it's the only way to gaslight your constituents while you continue to rob them blind and snatch their safety net.
Smh.
Smh.
December 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I think it's incredibly unprofessional and racist to call it Obama care. But I suppose it's the only way to gaslight your constituents while you continue to rob them blind and snatch their safety net.
Smh.
Smh.
Today I learned that did can eat oranges, and my dog enjoys them. In small doses of course.
December 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Today I learned that did can eat oranges, and my dog enjoys them. In small doses of course.
I know America is Colonialism 2.0, but damn. It's hard to live here. For real.
December 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I know America is Colonialism 2.0, but damn. It's hard to live here. For real.