Amber Patton
@amberpatton007.bsky.social
I write romance with open door scenes, Erotic flash fiction, and shorts with a lil bit of both.
Plus I'm an actor, voice actor, playwright, and aspiring musician.
I do things.
Plus I'm an actor, voice actor, playwright, and aspiring musician.
I do things.
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My mom thought I called her the flash cuz of her hot flashes. It's actually cuz whenever she gets frustrated, her crazy side flashes out, & you can't make sound for at least five to ten minutes, or it'll get worse. Like a shark that smells blood in the water
I'll give her 15 minutes this time.
I'll give her 15 minutes this time.
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
My mom thought I called her the flash cuz of her hot flashes. It's actually cuz whenever she gets frustrated, her crazy side flashes out, & you can't make sound for at least five to ten minutes, or it'll get worse. Like a shark that smells blood in the water
I'll give her 15 minutes this time.
I'll give her 15 minutes this time.
I stopped "debating" people when I realized I could never get them to see it from a humanitarian side. People deserve the right to live comfortably and deserve to be taken care of. Periodt
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I stopped "debating" people when I realized I could never get them to see it from a humanitarian side. People deserve the right to live comfortably and deserve to be taken care of. Periodt
They're really pushing this Pete Davidson leading man rom-com thing, aren't they? Le sigh
November 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
They're really pushing this Pete Davidson leading man rom-com thing, aren't they? Le sigh
The problem with women who have lots of tattoos is that they're harder to control. Also, harder to murder cuz there's so many distinctive recognizable parts that can be identified. Probably don't taste that good either.
- Misogynists, Rapists, Murderers, Cannibals.
- Misogynists, Rapists, Murderers, Cannibals.
October 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The problem with women who have lots of tattoos is that they're harder to control. Also, harder to murder cuz there's so many distinctive recognizable parts that can be identified. Probably don't taste that good either.
- Misogynists, Rapists, Murderers, Cannibals.
- Misogynists, Rapists, Murderers, Cannibals.
Today, I became "water down your fruit drinks" old. Good times #AgingGracefully
October 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Today, I became "water down your fruit drinks" old. Good times #AgingGracefully
Where did the pepperoni disappear to in Tostinos pizza rolls?
Did they think we wouldn't notice? Cuz we did!
#foodstuffs
Did they think we wouldn't notice? Cuz we did!
#foodstuffs
September 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Where did the pepperoni disappear to in Tostinos pizza rolls?
Did they think we wouldn't notice? Cuz we did!
#foodstuffs
Did they think we wouldn't notice? Cuz we did!
#foodstuffs
Spent the week editing because it's what I must do. However, it's not my favorite part of the process, if I'm honest. #bookNovel
a man in a suit and tie is saying imma be editing for a while while sitting at a table .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying imma be editing for a while while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
September 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Spent the week editing because it's what I must do. However, it's not my favorite part of the process, if I'm honest. #bookNovel
Having friends who believe in you is something else. Pure magic!
September 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Having friends who believe in you is something else. Pure magic!
I'm an optimist, but don't push me. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk. K bye!
September 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I'm an optimist, but don't push me. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk. K bye!
Reposted by Amber Patton
I hope I have given fidelity, and that everyone viscerally understands:
You will have to come through me.
You will have to come through me.
An Iowa official defied the governor’s orders to fly flags at half-staff for Charlie Kirk, writing he wouldn't honor a man who "did so much harm"
Official Defies GOP Governor's Order To Fly Flags At Half Staff For Charlie Kirk
He said he did not want to honor a man "who did so much to harm not only the marginalized, but also to degrade the fabric of our body politic."
www.huffpost.com
September 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I hope I have given fidelity, and that everyone viscerally understands:
You will have to come through me.
You will have to come through me.
I've been hesitant to speak on the hate speech oficianado, but it's quite telling how many European Americans are out here attempting to humanize a person who'd be capitalizing on this moment to spew even more hateful rhetoric. The dangers of the white moderate are alive and well. #charliekirk
September 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I've been hesitant to speak on the hate speech oficianado, but it's quite telling how many European Americans are out here attempting to humanize a person who'd be capitalizing on this moment to spew even more hateful rhetoric. The dangers of the white moderate are alive and well. #charliekirk
I have finished a draft of the new beginning of my novella, and I am so happy! I want to share more, but the way my ADHD works, I need to wait until I'm fully finished with the entire draft. Lol
September 7, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I have finished a draft of the new beginning of my novella, and I am so happy! I want to share more, but the way my ADHD works, I need to wait until I'm fully finished with the entire draft. Lol
Super hyped on where this novella is going!
September is going well!
September is going well!
September 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Super hyped on where this novella is going!
September is going well!
September is going well!
I wrote last night, like really wrote. It felt amazing!
Just wanted to share that.
Just wanted to share that.
September 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I wrote last night, like really wrote. It felt amazing!
Just wanted to share that.
Just wanted to share that.
Writing goal for September:
New edit of my novella to my beta readers.
Begin chapter 1 of the accompanying novel
Continue to outline the second novel of the series.
#writergoals
New edit of my novella to my beta readers.
Begin chapter 1 of the accompanying novel
Continue to outline the second novel of the series.
#writergoals
September 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Writing goal for September:
New edit of my novella to my beta readers.
Begin chapter 1 of the accompanying novel
Continue to outline the second novel of the series.
#writergoals
New edit of my novella to my beta readers.
Begin chapter 1 of the accompanying novel
Continue to outline the second novel of the series.
#writergoals
I'm re-piercing my septum before January 1st, 2026.
And maybe getting one more tattoo.
But DEFINITELY getting my septum done.
And maybe getting one more tattoo.
But DEFINITELY getting my septum done.
September 2, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I'm re-piercing my septum before January 1st, 2026.
And maybe getting one more tattoo.
But DEFINITELY getting my septum done.
And maybe getting one more tattoo.
But DEFINITELY getting my septum done.
#hardtruth:
I give up a lot when I don't see results.
The problem with that is that I expect results to happen instantly. I want to go "viral" enough to feel validated.
When it doesn't happen on MY timeline, I quietly quit.
I am releasing that tendency in favor of consistency and patience.
I give up a lot when I don't see results.
The problem with that is that I expect results to happen instantly. I want to go "viral" enough to feel validated.
When it doesn't happen on MY timeline, I quietly quit.
I am releasing that tendency in favor of consistency and patience.
August 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
#hardtruth:
I give up a lot when I don't see results.
The problem with that is that I expect results to happen instantly. I want to go "viral" enough to feel validated.
When it doesn't happen on MY timeline, I quietly quit.
I am releasing that tendency in favor of consistency and patience.
I give up a lot when I don't see results.
The problem with that is that I expect results to happen instantly. I want to go "viral" enough to feel validated.
When it doesn't happen on MY timeline, I quietly quit.
I am releasing that tendency in favor of consistency and patience.
Black Joy is sacred because so many don't want us to have it.
(not)Sorry, but we don't always need to look like what we've been through.
We'll always love ourselves through the worst.
Always.
(not)Sorry, but we don't always need to look like what we've been through.
We'll always love ourselves through the worst.
Always.
August 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Black Joy is sacred because so many don't want us to have it.
(not)Sorry, but we don't always need to look like what we've been through.
We'll always love ourselves through the worst.
Always.
(not)Sorry, but we don't always need to look like what we've been through.
We'll always love ourselves through the worst.
Always.
I'm sad today. I cried for the first time since my aunt's passing. I'm overall okay. Her death wasn't unexpected, but still. I'm sad. I'll miss her physical presence, but she'll always be with me. #grief
August 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I'm sad today. I cried for the first time since my aunt's passing. I'm overall okay. Her death wasn't unexpected, but still. I'm sad. I'll miss her physical presence, but she'll always be with me. #grief
Rewatched Dolores Claiborne. What a film! Women's empowerment, anyone?
August 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Rewatched Dolores Claiborne. What a film! Women's empowerment, anyone?
I just pulled out two chin hairs with my fingertips. TWO!
I am a god!
I am a god!
August 17, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I just pulled out two chin hairs with my fingertips. TWO!
I am a god!
I am a god!
It's difficult to be an intelligent, empathetic human being right now.
As an American, I'm ready to pull my hair out every day because just when I think we've reached peak evil/stupidity/recklessness, McTaco Tits says, "Hold my beer."
#tired
As an American, I'm ready to pull my hair out every day because just when I think we've reached peak evil/stupidity/recklessness, McTaco Tits says, "Hold my beer."
#tired
August 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It's difficult to be an intelligent, empathetic human being right now.
As an American, I'm ready to pull my hair out every day because just when I think we've reached peak evil/stupidity/recklessness, McTaco Tits says, "Hold my beer."
#tired
As an American, I'm ready to pull my hair out every day because just when I think we've reached peak evil/stupidity/recklessness, McTaco Tits says, "Hold my beer."
#tired
Yo, real talk, if America were to implement a purge night, would you participate?
I'm not gonna hold you. I would spend the year making a compound to spend the night in completely off the grid.
And literally tell no one about it.
What would you do on a purge night?
I'm not gonna hold you. I would spend the year making a compound to spend the night in completely off the grid.
And literally tell no one about it.
What would you do on a purge night?
August 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Yo, real talk, if America were to implement a purge night, would you participate?
I'm not gonna hold you. I would spend the year making a compound to spend the night in completely off the grid.
And literally tell no one about it.
What would you do on a purge night?
I'm not gonna hold you. I would spend the year making a compound to spend the night in completely off the grid.
And literally tell no one about it.
What would you do on a purge night?