John January
@americancopywriter.bsky.social
Co-CEO of Midwest ad indie Signal Theory. Your creative director’s favorite creative director. Proud dad and husband. Unrepentant nerd. Advertising. Geek culture. Live sports takes. SignalTheory.com
Make America Competent Again.
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Make America Competent Again.
Capper says you’re all a bunch turkeys. Be present and enjoy all!
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Capper says you’re all a bunch turkeys. Be present and enjoy all!
The delay on Hulu is maddening.
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The delay on Hulu is maddening.
Being Eddie. Netflix. You are not worthy.
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Being Eddie. Netflix. You are not worthy.
If I were a producer on Survivor, I think my personal mission would be encouraging the youth to pop the zits on their noses before confessionals.
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
If I were a producer on Survivor, I think my personal mission would be encouraging the youth to pop the zits on their noses before confessionals.
@jbbrisco.com time to put heat on Toub?
November 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
@jbbrisco.com time to put heat on Toub?
No, things aren’t perfect by any stretch. But Fall in America is still pretty damn great.
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
No, things aren’t perfect by any stretch. But Fall in America is still pretty damn great.
Someday ask me why I love Halloween and I’ll give you the whole spiel. But with all the all the kids out of the house it’s different this year. Things evolve. And I love it. But gotta tell you, I miss the bear costume. Still couldn’t be prouder of, um, the parrot? Happy Samhain everyone.!
November 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Someday ask me why I love Halloween and I’ll give you the whole spiel. But with all the all the kids out of the house it’s different this year. Things evolve. And I love it. But gotta tell you, I miss the bear costume. Still couldn’t be prouder of, um, the parrot? Happy Samhain everyone.!
Hey @timmiller.bsky.social curious about something. Pepe the frog became a high alt-right thing, yeah? Is Portland Frog a purposeful take back or just a coincidence? Either way, interesting. Yours to take, leave or ponder.
October 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Hey @timmiller.bsky.social curious about something. Pepe the frog became a high alt-right thing, yeah? Is Portland Frog a purposeful take back or just a coincidence? Either way, interesting. Yours to take, leave or ponder.
@tuckerdfranklin.bsky.social say, my man, if you know any dynamite content strategists looking for a full-time gig, hit me up. Looking to employ. If they create, bonus but not required.
September 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
@tuckerdfranklin.bsky.social say, my man, if you know any dynamite content strategists looking for a full-time gig, hit me up. Looking to employ. If they create, bonus but not required.
@jbbrisco.com clearly Baltimore paying the refs on Allen’s slide spot. Clearly. We should complain. A lot. It’s a conspiracy.
September 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
@jbbrisco.com clearly Baltimore paying the refs on Allen’s slide spot. Clearly. We should complain. A lot. It’s a conspiracy.
Ope. Baltimore paying the refs this year.
September 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Ope. Baltimore paying the refs this year.
@jbbrisco.com this is likely stupid but…imo Mahomes throws were back to tighter spirals. They really weren’t last year. Much more wobble. Am I just imagining? Was there something unsaid last year?
August 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
@jbbrisco.com this is likely stupid but…imo Mahomes throws were back to tighter spirals. They really weren’t last year. Much more wobble. Am I just imagining? Was there something unsaid last year?
Please hold all calls.
August 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Please hold all calls.
Them: “So, what’d you wish for?”
Me: “Quantum instability at the molecular level!”
Me: “Quantum instability at the molecular level!”
August 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Them: “So, what’d you wish for?”
Me: “Quantum instability at the molecular level!”
Me: “Quantum instability at the molecular level!”
Is Unsolved Mysteries the best TV show ever made?
August 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Is Unsolved Mysteries the best TV show ever made?
South Park proves that creatives just might save us all.
July 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
South Park proves that creatives just might save us all.