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Hen Arcade @henarcade.bsky.social · 21d

Morning sermon
#chickens #chickensky

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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Sep 19

also we’re in hell!

kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Sep 16

when I die plz don’t play music just play Caleb Hearon and Liza Treyger jokin around

kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Sep 5

I’m never ever beating these cunt allegations I swear

kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Sep 4

I’m never beating the bitch allegations

kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Aug 29

a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .

ALT: a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .

media.tenor.com

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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Aug 22

how long do I have with my dog till I start forgetting shit? 😭😭😭😭

kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Aug 20

ChatGPT told me told me to put my dog to sleep🥲

kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Aug 20

I want to use ChatGPT like a magic 8 ball so bad at least twice a week 😭

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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Aug 20

Text me 647535787654577

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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Aug 12

I’ll NEVER get over instagram getting worse every update. The story scrolling? Diabolical.

kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Aug 8

My car smells like Doug Fritz and I’m the only one who’s been in here so it’s a lot.

kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Jul 31

all I do is cry online 🤷🏻‍♀️

kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Jul 28

Bernie and the kids gloves, never forget! I know I won’t

kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Jul 23

I hope the food tastes better in heaven 💕

kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Jul 16

as the days go by I’m more convinced than ever before that this is hell. The bad place. Some kind of gulag if you will.

kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Jul 16

aging faces / losing places

kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Jul 15

I think that man is on that list he says he isn’t????

kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Jul 11

Apathy outweighing curiosity lately!

kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Jul 5

Fuck around and find out*

*if I cry

kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Jun 30

Really digging my Bernie Sanders wife beating T

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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Jun 26

I listen to Casimir Pulaski Day at least 3 times a day.

sent from a moving vehicle

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kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Jun 21

u just know Nico is dancing and full of glee in her grave right now

kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Jun 20

wishing to fall out of a 100 ft coconut tree and hit a few cacti on my way down.

kel @americankelstrel.bsky.social · Jun 20

people that comment on viral instagram posts are people I just cannot vibe with