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Amit Balani

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Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 4d

SUCCUBUS WIDOW:
A female demon who has moved away from her man to creep into people's beds to steal their lifeforce such that they become dull duds who are living a nightmare

Examples of Succubus Widows:
Politicians, power-brokers, religious heads, arms-dealers, etc.

*Stay tuned to know her MAN*

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 20h

theoccult.bz

Was a member here decades ago, downloaded a few books, never read any
Also donated an English translation of Guru Granth Sahib ji there..

They closed new memberships a while later.. and now the domain is for sale 😇🤭

occult symbolism,tarot reading techniques,black magic rituals

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 1d

Am i grouping many innocents under an ideological banner?

Awwww.. I'm sure ya'll are in a position to hire the best lawyers for when you want to sue me.

btw, the that judge you have in mind...? The panties of that bitch get really wet for ME, so... Let's see..

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 1d

Always wondered:
Wouldn't it be the vision of #Jesus to unite the peoples of the world in harmony?

Then how come the #AntiChrist gets to fulfill that?
Is it cuz the latter, updated-version realises that you dirtbags first need to be trampled upon & then be SHOWN that you are part of one planet..?

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 2d

WIth every stroke inside her vagina during her multiple rapes, her soul can comfortably cry "WHY is this happening to me?!??"....... without ever receiving an answer

Cheers 🥂

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 2d

The founding fathers of #Christianity (like Origen, etc) had an unshakable faith in #reincarnation

How many of you are willing to bet that this creature will be reborn as a bright, intelligent, black, lesbian orphan in the territories of ISIS or Taliban?

(contd..)

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...

Dick Cheney, Powerful Vice President and Washington Insider, Dies at 84

www.nytimes.com

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 2d

His Excellency, Mr. Modi once lamented that he has been unable to win over the hearts of those who reside in #Lutyens

I draw a line here:
I don't want Congressis congregating with RSS/ BJP.
After the re-alignment, I need to KNOW whether a particular inaugural ball is being held in heaven or hell ✌️

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 2d

Also degrades the quality of the spirit:
The tribal used to be a human being, now s/he is a #Christian who has a fundamental problem with every one who has a different #belief system

A Cheap & unethical G-d who uses the #money markets to gain a fan following 🤣

www.barandbench.com/news/induced...

Induced religious conversion of tribals by missionaries threatens India’s unity: Chhattisgarh High Court

The Chhattisgarh High Court recently observed that mass conversion of tribals to Christianity was leading to tension, social boycotts and sometimes even violenc

www.barandbench.com

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 2d

Hiya Mr. Keir Starmer!
How'd you like the honour of sitting next to my bro at Yash Raj Studios..?

Didja feel elevated?

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 3d

Oh yeah.. #repatriations ?
Only an #american , eh..
Your counterparts in #Africa hunt lions TODAY
I can't say whether you'd be worse off if some white people hadn't snapped a chain around your ancestor's neck..

ACTUALLY, Claim it!
It'll be entertaining to see the USA try to arrange the money 🤣

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 3d

@maniayesir from x.com / twitter.com :

You had some words for my parents and family, at a time when you knew more about me than I myself did..

Am curious.. How're your belief systems working out these days?

X. It’s what’s happening

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Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 4d

SUCCUBUS WIDOW:
A female demon who has moved away from her man to creep into people's beds to steal their lifeforce such that they become dull duds who are living a nightmare

Examples of Succubus Widows:
Politicians, power-brokers, religious heads, arms-dealers, etc.

*Stay tuned to know her MAN*

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 4d

Dear Colonel #Bharwan ,
If it is your job to protect your country (and issue statements on behalf of succubus widows),
Then it's the job of an artist to inspire peace.

It is ME working thru those widows to keep you DUNG-BEETLES in check...

Enjoy being a "man" & go kill someone

#daljit #Dosanjh

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 4d

Hiroshima Atomic Bomb Memorial... & a baseball stadium across the street :)
But the putrid hate that Americans spew out against "those Japs"🙄
People in the East have been able to imbibe Christ's message of forgiveness more than Christians ever will
That's why #Japan owns most of #USTreasury today

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 5d

Oh I have a favorite dialogue, thought I might drop it here:
"गोवर्धन की पूजा करके क्या करोगे? इंद्र की पूजा करो!"

Get it? 🤣

#climate #climatechange

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 6d

Here orangutan... here here orangutan!

Forget declaring it, by when do you think you'll have made up your mind (🤭) about whether you're running one more time to rip up the constitution and become dictator..?
Wait.. you wont live long enough..

So is it gonna be the next critter elected by rednecks?

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 7d

But this Gez Z is simply great!

Forget brains, it seems they don't even have nerve-endings 🤣

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 7d

At that time again, they'll be given some nominal power... just to rub in what it feels like to be someone with actual responsibility, and what it takes to maintain those jewels that Manthara #Pawar always lost her faith over 🙄

...and to observe what they have done with the power they've been given

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 7d

This is hilarious Gen Z stuff 🤣

When the likes of Lalu, Sharad & George Bush did all this & succeeded, it was cuz of lack of brains: which has now resulted in their DNA-binded lineage being condemned to shit-eating servitude... until the next batch is ready

www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/h...

How spelling error led UP cops to men who wrote 'I love Mohammad' on temple wall in Aligarh

The men hatched the conspiracy to frame the rivals in a property revenge case.   | Latest News India

www.hindustantimes.com

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 8d

No it's just:
Imagine a young pipsqueak with all the grandfathers of patriarchy & tradition & rigidity towering over him..
..and he manages to bring fundamental changes on a SOCIAL level, WHILE having an economic & spiritual vision for his country

That'll bow my head in respect anytime 🙏

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 9d

Yes yes I know..
The Bering strait was a patch of land so the orientals just walked across..

But isn't it merciful of me towards the hungry gleaners & fairies when I bestow meaningless accolades upon them? 🤭

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 10d

This guy!! 😍

Now that #PeakOil isn't just a theory, wouldn't you think it's weird that the right person who came along at the right time performing the right actions with the right intent, was given to #SaudiArabia just at the right time?

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/27/t...

Saudi Arabia, Rich With Oil, Wants to Be Known as the A.I. Exporter

www.nytimes.com

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 10d

this crypto empire & projects in india & selling of #trump merchandise..
when trump says "I'm not a politician, but a businessman"
it should read:
"I'm the ONLY businessman who became a politician, in order to become a businessman again"🤣

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 10d

Hey Marco,
Don't worry about India, eh?

I say #USA should COMPLETELY side with #Pakistan and should be against #India every step of the way

I'd rather have America as a foe than as a friend

Cheers 🥂

www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/u...

US seeking to expand ties with Pakistan but not at India’s expense: Rubio

US Secretary of State Marco Rubio affirmed that improving US-Pakistan ties won't affect relations with India, urging a mature approach from New Delhi.

www.hindustantimes.com

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 11d

This week I witnessed #Hindus performing a non-abrahamic ritual #Diwali

I won't say 'sacred ritual' because if it's non-abrahamic, how can it be sacred?

Amit Balani @amitbalani.bsky.social · 12d

It's only unlawful assembly when viewed from the seed belief of any abrahamic #religion

Law against Shirk, championing this cause, takes grave personal offense at MY belief.. and I must be killed, pay jizya & must generally be considered an "untouchable"

timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/watchi...

Watching Ram temple telecast not unlawful assembly: Madras HC | India News - The Times of India

India News: CHENNAI: Madras HC quashed an FIR against five men accused of creating public disturbance in Coimbatore while watching live telecast of the Ram Lalla .

timesofindia.indiatimes.com