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Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Nov 30

girl in skirt x boy in skirt
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森系 young couple kissing on swing, surrounded by mushies and flowers

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Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · 14d

it's this weekend!

Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Oct 11

Folsom Street Fair
cw piss (mild)

#kinktober

Guy: Bathrooms, where are the bathrooms? There they are--UGH! What a long line!! I gotta piss NOW!!

Guy looking at piss pool with shorter line

Guy: Hmmm....

Girl: Everyone's all dressed up. I should have worn my strap.

3 hours later in thick crowd

Girl: Oof!
Guy: Sorry!

Girl: Good thing I don't have my strap or I'd be poking everyone's butts on accident!

Pup: Lotta pups here. What if we get separated?
Man: Let's use these leashes!

man holding leash that is daisy-chained to 3 pups

Is this a dog sled?!

comic nsfw gay leather

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Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Oct 31

CW: ⚠️🔞guro, body horror, R18G 🔞⚠️
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#halloween

HEAD EMPTY. trans frankie's monster and their pet (a hybrid of a rabbit, 2 cats, a poodle and 2 chickens) munchin on a carrot. trans frankie's monster is not bound by things like "gender" or "sex" or "having thoughts"

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Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Sep 25

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#cats #고양이 #猫

kitty play 1: AAAAGHGWOWOWOWO I GOTTA GET THE THING jump jump jump jump

kitty play 2: expertly timed paw slap and wont let go

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Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · 20d

I'm guessing bluesky wants to start introducing some form of monetization, but to do that needs the approval of payment processors. that's why the list of banned content is basically identical to all the other platforms that have gone through this.

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Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Sep 10

we meet our customers in a dark alley with the comics hanging off the inner pockets of a trenchcoat.

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Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Sep 10

ccbill has huge fees to allow credit card use from the customer, so it isn't realistic for small indie creators. but, they are the ones I've seen used most often for adult stuff. at this point we may as well ask ppl to snail-mail cash to a PO box.

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Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Sep 6

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surfer girl who is in a diving suit and merboy exploring a sunken ship. the ship is now covered in moss algae and kelp

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Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Sep 6

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sereia flertar com uma garota na beira da água.

물가에서 소녀에게 애정을 표현하는 인어

every mermaid deserves a cute surfer to love and torment

why are you blushing, my darling?
you look so cute I could take a bite out of you right this moment.
your cheeks are so warm. are all humans this warm? there's so much water coming out of you and you haven't even dipped your feet in yet.

비키니를 입은 한 소녀가 인어와 사랑에 빠졌습니다. 인어는 물고기의 머리와 사람의 다리를 가지고 있습니다.

Uma garota de biquíni se apaixona por uma sereia. A sereia tem cabeça de peixe e pernas de humano.

This surfer girl is head over heels for the head of a fish and the heels of a human.

인어가 한 남자의 서핑보드를 물속으로 끌어들여 그 남자가 바다에 빠지게 합니다.

Um tritão puxa a prancha de surf de um homem para baixo d'água, fazendo-o cair no oceano.

THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE
WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE
HE IS TROLLING ME EVERY TIME I GO SURFING
PULLING MY BOARD AND CAUSING ME TO WIPE OUT
WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM?
None of my friends will believe me if I told them.

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Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Sep 6

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the merboy is looking at a freshly opened bivalve with a pearl inside it and is reminded of the surfer. the surfer is pulling a geoduck out of the sand and is reminded of the merboy. there is NO INNUENDO going on here; why would you even think such a thing? clearly the merboy is thinking that this dainty pearl embedded in the soft folds of the bivalve is a wonderful gift to the surfer. the surfer, who is so impressed by the girth and length of the geoduck meat, is probably thinking the merboy would like to eat it since he has an entirely pescetarian diet. obviously.

#art #romance #seafood

there isn't any rule in the surfing competition that says you can't be secretly propelled forward by a mermaid

menina surfando no oceano
바다에서 서핑하는 소녀
surfer girl in a tube wave

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Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Sep 6

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wiped out surfer and merboy having a moment underwater.

the merboy is bringing the surfer some fish. it reminds her of when cats bring their owners toys and animals as presents.

the surfer is trying to hide the merboy in her bathtub. outside, her roommate is impatiently knocking on the door

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Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Jul 27

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guy in sexy fantasy armor decorated with spikes, with a sword

guy in sexy fantasy armor with a sword, the armor has decorative bat wings in the back

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Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Jul 25

Nope! Most dont even keep track of inventory for self-published books.

Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Jul 25

once I figured out my printer, I just called the bookstores and asked if they buy/sell self-published books and zines, and if adult stuff was okay. And then they'd say yes and I'd bring them in and they'd pay me. It is exactly as simple as it sounds.

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Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Jul 25

I think if you have different prices for a PDF vs a print that would be a different case. Or you could label your inflated hardcopy with a perpetual 50% off sale? lol

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Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Jul 24

sure, you can DM me

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Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Jul 24

I was also hesitant at first but pretty much every bookstore/comic store said yes to my very explicit adult zines. Most were even excited about it since i guess they sell well. Although I'm on easy mode in california lol

Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Jul 24

but, they do have steep consignment fees (usually 50% cover price). So it's only profitable if you inflate your prices to compensate. Regardless, I've sold 100s of copies in just a handful of stores in my area to the point that I can hardly keep up with printing them.

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Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Jul 24

I don't mean this in a defeatist sort of way because I do want online sales, obviously. But the payment processor porn ban issue is part of why ive been selling my zines in ye olde bookstores. Indie stores often pay in cash and are harder to get targeted by censors since they're less centralized.

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Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Jul 2

someone mentioned to me that little printed books and other small things may become more popular during economic hardships. Like the lipstick effect but for art.
Also the internet getting crappy from AI + no covid lockdowns = more people will go to physical stores/cons
but that's just speculation

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Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Jul 2

yeah in terms of profits i get the most % from selling them online. The bookstore consignment fees are really high. They usually take half the cover price. I assume conventions could be in-between if multiple artists pool their merch into one person's table or something (if that's allowed).

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Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Jul 2

i recently started printing my stuff and dropping them off at local bookstores. dunno how the profits compare to conventions since I've never been, but apparently lots of people are buying my little porn zines. i sold over 60 copies in 3 weeks. basically ran out of copies. so there is a demand

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Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Jul 2

new pic:

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cocksock 2 (nsfw) | A.L.

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Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Jun 24

that is also my fear/expectation. They'll make it so you can't reference their characters specifically, but screw everything/everyone else.

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Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Jun 5

thanks! which store?

Alex @amorphophalex.bsky.social · Jun 5

This reminds me of these Lascaux cave paintings where it took archeologists a really long time to figure out why the animals had multiple superimposed limbs, heads, tails. Any comic book artist or animator would instantly recognize it though lol
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPQR...

cave painting animations

YouTube video by Animation History

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