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Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 9m

is it grass

Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 1d

been a while and my stomach hurts, i fear that the end is nigh

Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 1d

so i ate battery acid spahgetti and it wasn't horrible (a thread)
i was unable to sleep and somehow the battery acid spahgetti tumblr post popped in my head and i was like "eh why not" so i went to the store and got my ingredients

A 3 oz (85g) package of Airbeads Xtremes and a Monster Energy Ultra Vice Guava, the villians in this tale

Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 1d

oh god i make 2 silly edits for niche internet microcelebrity big yellow and both of them pop off for no reason what is this

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Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 1d

also here's how an italian i'm in a server with reacted to me posting about it
follow me for NOT this (probably) and watch breaking bad, it's pretty good

A discord screenshot of Zuzue, the obligatory sever Italian saying "what da hell..." in responce to my posting of making battery acid spahgetti

Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 1d

overall and as a tldr, it was okay, don't do it if you don't wanna spend the money but if you feel like it you can always try it.
the taste wasn't terrible, and the "soup" wasn't that bad, it had gone flat due to the amount of time in the open but the taste wasn't terrible.
4.5/10

The bowl that had once held the evil elixir, now empty due to my consumption of it.

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Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 1d

coming back to it, not much had changed visually, but trying to get a bite was harder than before due to the airheads becoming much softer than before i had left them, the taste was less intense but still had a similar vibe. the texture was roughly that of an actual noodle funny enough

The foul concoction after roughly 45 minutes

An individual airhead "noodle" held above the monster "sauce." It is desaturated a fair amount compared to the orginal color of the airhead.

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Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 1d

takinf the first bite, i was taken aback a bit due to not expecting the taste, but it wasn't terrible. i had also not seen any of the terrible things it had done for the people in the tumblr thread, so i poured the rest of the monster (roughly an eighth) and watched an episode of breaking bad

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Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 1d

after combining them they made a lot of noise, looking back it was probably a mix of the carbonation and the sour ball things not liking each other very much, but it calmed down after a while, still fizzing visibly but not violently anymore

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Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 1d

so i ate battery acid spahgetti and it wasn't horrible (a thread)
i was unable to sleep and somehow the battery acid spahgetti tumblr post popped in my head and i was like "eh why not" so i went to the store and got my ingredients

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Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 1d

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Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 1d

wow she's pretty,,,,,,,

Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 2d

wow this popped off subscribe to Big Yellow at youtube.com/@bigyellowsi...

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Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 4d

i dunno maybe brown

Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 4d

where's the sugar shaker

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Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 6d

the fuck word is used a single time so they can put the label on for the bit

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Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 6d

that's where it goes, i couldn't not put it in the parental advisory spot

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Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 6d

ok thought it'd look like an album cover from an indie band you've never heard of but is absolutely banging and it does

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Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 6d

making this black & white and add the parental advisory tag to this one sec

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Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 7d

he mentioned the us helping against the nazis because jk rowling is heavily conservative and would probably vote for the facist party as long as they also lied about caring about womens rights

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Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 9d

you seem like an interesting creature

Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 10d

it's a meaningless phrase that's being used because unfortunately trans people existing are the source of all evil or whatever

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Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 13d

4gb of ram is in even the starchiest of computers these days and the reccomended gpu is 7 years old. it's not bloat it's just a natural symptom of graphics advancing, you need better hardware to run better software

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Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 14d

i am very invested

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Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 14d

she's hammerfalling in so she can hfb and pot buster her loving husband

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Anastasia🦉🎃 @anabarnowl.bsky.social · 14d

it's when the worst men you could think of have a podcast about being bigoted and making money

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