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Simon
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Football team ratings model: analytic.football
#FPL stuff here, non-FPL: @analytic.football
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Simon @analyticf.pl · Nov 15
Posted this on my other account but wider audience here, and could be helpful for your #FPL decisions.

Check out my team ratings model, there's a bunch of interesting qs you can answer digging around

Links:
analyticf.pl
analytic.football
fuckcups.co.uk
analytic-fpl.streamlit.app

Features 👇
I have a team ratings model for the Premier League & Championship and you can go exploring it any time. The URL is www.fuckcups.co.uk, or the more work-friendly analytic-fpl.streamlit.app

Here's some of what you can find: 🧵
58

Tiniest of greens, take it and move on

240k -> 240k (238k -> 237k)
January 8, 2026 at 10:12 PM
2FT
Roll 2

Team needs a bit of work in the coming GWs but I think there is more juice later to be had by eating shit for a week now

Haaland C
January 6, 2026 at 4:07 PM
61

Lovely GW, and a new season-high OR

370k -> 250k
January 4, 2026 at 8:37 PM
GW21

4FT
Van Den Berg -> Gabriel
Wirtz -> Saka
Ekitike -> Nmecha
Roll 1

Haaland C
January 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
38

Everyone did fuck all, but somehow clobbered together enough to stay afloatish

Small red, 340k -> 370k
January 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
3FT

Roll 3

Cunha C

Let's go baby
December 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Got myself 41 points and a red arrow for Christmas, not the biggest disaster

280k -> 340k
December 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
96

Not bad, 28 points on the BB has to be my best ever, funny it's in my first ever SGW BB

450k -> 280k
December 23, 2025 at 10:17 AM
5FT

KDH -> Stach
Marshall -> Thiago

BB baby
December 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Comparison of team strength models (@analytic.football @elevenify.com @solioanalytics.com) going into GW17.

Goals scored/prevented/difference vs league average
December 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
67

Red arrow on FH, couldn't have it any other way

360k -> 460k
December 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
FH

Boring as fuck
December 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Reposted by Simon
Welcome to our #FPL predicted team line ups for game week 16 with thanks to all of our predictors and especially
@jonnyc.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
55 - snuck a tiny green thanks to Bruno

380k -> 360k
December 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
2FT
Dubravka -> Verbruggen
Saka -> Cunha

Haaland C

Plan is FH16 then Marshall -> Thiago in 17 (plus whatever else needs fixing) and BB
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
67

Small red, 10 point loss on the C but I'd do it again for the EV gap of that size every time.

340k -> 380k
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Foden covered the Haaland C but going to need some Bruno magic to cover those Munoz/Guehi mega hauls over Lacroix and Raya over Timber
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
3FT
Senesi -> Timber
Sarr -> Dewsbury-Hall
Roll 1

Bruno C, naturally

Did these Sunday night before Timber rise. Senesi getting the ban in the week I have worst defensive cover is quite annoying but hey team is fine
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Trying out something new, comparison of model & bookie evaluation of team strengths going into GW14.

Attack/defence is predicted goals scored/prevented compared to the league average. Overall is predicted goal difference vs league avg opponent.
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
It's honestly outrageous
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
57

620k to 340k

V happy to basically halve my rank without a chip, gonna be a massive red in every analytics league tho
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
4FT
Gabriel -> Van den Berg
Enzo -> Foden
Roll 2

Haaland C

Did Gab early this GW before the price drop. Plan to roll 14 and work out how to set up BB17 with 4FT in GW15
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
63

Lovely week

1.3m -> 620k
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Late as fuck but I rolled all 3FT

Thought about Gab -> Truffert, Marshall -> Thiago and BB, but didn't fancy the path afterwards

And then no need to do anything with Gab until next GW, 0.1 buffer on price & benching all the replacements this GW anyways
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Reposted by Simon
Still had this data open from the other day so I made you a chart
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM