Ana Rampage
@anarampage.bsky.social
Humanoid Introvert (she/they), recovering type-A.
Nobody:
7yo: I WOULD NEVER WANT TO STOP CRAFTING IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE.
Us: …
Me: rock on kiddo.
7yo: I WOULD NEVER WANT TO STOP CRAFTING IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE.
Us: …
Me: rock on kiddo.
January 7, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Nobody:
7yo: I WOULD NEVER WANT TO STOP CRAFTING IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE.
Us: …
Me: rock on kiddo.
7yo: I WOULD NEVER WANT TO STOP CRAFTING IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE.
Us: …
Me: rock on kiddo.
Jokes from a 7yo:
What would you do if a chicken died?
Cry out gas.
🤷🏻🐓
What would you do if a chicken died?
Cry out gas.
🤷🏻🐓
December 2, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Jokes from a 7yo:
What would you do if a chicken died?
Cry out gas.
🤷🏻🐓
What would you do if a chicken died?
Cry out gas.
🤷🏻🐓
I feel like yesterday was Halloween, but tomorrow is December. I don’t understand how November is over… nothing happened and now it’s just gone. Now we have to do Christmas. wtf is this year.
December 1, 2023 at 6:13 AM
I feel like yesterday was Halloween, but tomorrow is December. I don’t understand how November is over… nothing happened and now it’s just gone. Now we have to do Christmas. wtf is this year.
Working at a high school and the office is right next to the band room. Matching band is practicing Smells Like Teen Spirit and I Knew You Were Trouble…
they’re not bad.
they’re not bad.
November 20, 2023 at 5:10 PM
Working at a high school and the office is right next to the band room. Matching band is practicing Smells Like Teen Spirit and I Knew You Were Trouble…
they’re not bad.
they’re not bad.
The little one was using my flashlight today. 🔦🪫
November 20, 2023 at 4:10 AM
The little one was using my flashlight today. 🔦🪫
@npcaaron.bsky.social: that thing looks cool, let’s kill it.
…
Aaron: I’m going to massacre all these fuckin plant things.
Me: video games really bring out the settler-colonialist in you 🙃
…
Aaron: I’m going to massacre all these fuckin plant things.
Me: video games really bring out the settler-colonialist in you 🙃
November 12, 2023 at 9:28 PM
@npcaaron.bsky.social: that thing looks cool, let’s kill it.
…
Aaron: I’m going to massacre all these fuckin plant things.
Me: video games really bring out the settler-colonialist in you 🙃
…
Aaron: I’m going to massacre all these fuckin plant things.
Me: video games really bring out the settler-colonialist in you 🙃
*playing Minecraft*
Aaron: *finds a vex spawner*
7yo: what are vexes?
Aaron: they’re the tiny little monsters with wings
7yo: oh! I call them rude fairies.
Aaron: *finds a vex spawner*
7yo: what are vexes?
Aaron: they’re the tiny little monsters with wings
7yo: oh! I call them rude fairies.
November 5, 2023 at 11:38 PM
*playing Minecraft*
Aaron: *finds a vex spawner*
7yo: what are vexes?
Aaron: they’re the tiny little monsters with wings
7yo: oh! I call them rude fairies.
Aaron: *finds a vex spawner*
7yo: what are vexes?
Aaron: they’re the tiny little monsters with wings
7yo: oh! I call them rude fairies.
An “all of the above” answer cannot actually be correct if a “none of the above” option is above it. Why do training modules do this 😑
October 27, 2023 at 6:50 PM
An “all of the above” answer cannot actually be correct if a “none of the above” option is above it. Why do training modules do this 😑
Ep 76: #PerfectBlue
For the first time ever we cover an animated film! #SatoshiKon 's classic thriller about fame and murder, Perfect Blue, is one of Aaron's favorite animated movies ever. Will Torin and Ana be similarly enthused?
#HTLTD #HorrorMovie #HorrorThriller #Anime #MovieReview
For the first time ever we cover an animated film! #SatoshiKon 's classic thriller about fame and murder, Perfect Blue, is one of Aaron's favorite animated movies ever. Will Torin and Ana be similarly enthused?
#HTLTD #HorrorMovie #HorrorThriller #Anime #MovieReview
EPISODE 76 - Perfect Blue
For the first time ever we cover an animated film! Satoshi Kon's classic thriller about fame and murder, Perfect Blue, is one of Aaron's favorite animated movies ever. Will Torin and Ana be similarl...
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October 11, 2023 at 4:39 PM
Ep 76: #PerfectBlue
For the first time ever we cover an animated film! #SatoshiKon 's classic thriller about fame and murder, Perfect Blue, is one of Aaron's favorite animated movies ever. Will Torin and Ana be similarly enthused?
#HTLTD #HorrorMovie #HorrorThriller #Anime #MovieReview
For the first time ever we cover an animated film! #SatoshiKon 's classic thriller about fame and murder, Perfect Blue, is one of Aaron's favorite animated movies ever. Will Torin and Ana be similarly enthused?
#HTLTD #HorrorMovie #HorrorThriller #Anime #MovieReview
How to Love the Dark, Ep 75 - #Candyman (2021)! Is the team ready for a requel? 🐝
#HTLTD #HorrorMovies #MoviePodcast #NiaDaCosta #CabriniGreen #DanielRobitaille #ShermanFields
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#HTLTD #HorrorMovies #MoviePodcast #NiaDaCosta #CabriniGreen #DanielRobitaille #ShermanFields
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October 4, 2023 at 3:43 PM
How to Love the Dark, Ep 75 - #Candyman (2021)! Is the team ready for a requel? 🐝
#HTLTD #HorrorMovies #MoviePodcast #NiaDaCosta #CabriniGreen #DanielRobitaille #ShermanFields
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#HTLTD #HorrorMovies #MoviePodcast #NiaDaCosta #CabriniGreen #DanielRobitaille #ShermanFields
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Ep 74 - Candyman: Day of the Dead is ready for your ear holes! It’s another direct to video Candyman installment… but we do get to place him in the Die-erarchy! 🍯🐝
#HTLTD #HorrorMovie #MoviePodcast #RankedList #MovieRanking #Candyman #Candyman3
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#HTLTD #HorrorMovie #MoviePodcast #RankedList #MovieRanking #Candyman #Candyman3
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September 27, 2023 at 4:25 PM
Ep 74 - Candyman: Day of the Dead is ready for your ear holes! It’s another direct to video Candyman installment… but we do get to place him in the Die-erarchy! 🍯🐝
#HTLTD #HorrorMovie #MoviePodcast #RankedList #MovieRanking #Candyman #Candyman3
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#HTLTD #HorrorMovie #MoviePodcast #RankedList #MovieRanking #Candyman #Candyman3
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So… I didn’t notice until 7pm that the linen pants I was wearing all day long… were on backwards.
I’ll be 40 in November and clothes still mystify me. That’s fine. This is great. I’m an adult.
🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻
I’ll be 40 in November and clothes still mystify me. That’s fine. This is great. I’m an adult.
🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻
September 27, 2023 at 3:36 AM
So… I didn’t notice until 7pm that the linen pants I was wearing all day long… were on backwards.
I’ll be 40 in November and clothes still mystify me. That’s fine. This is great. I’m an adult.
🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻
I’ll be 40 in November and clothes still mystify me. That’s fine. This is great. I’m an adult.
🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻
Bonus episode!! Aaron’s got a 31 Days of Horror list for you… take a listen and let us know which ones you watch!
#HTLTD #HorrorMovies #MoviePodcast #HorrorPodcast #31DaysOfHorror #OctoberHorrorMovies #HalloweenSeason #SpookySeason
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#HTLTD #HorrorMovies #MoviePodcast #HorrorPodcast #31DaysOfHorror #OctoberHorrorMovies #HalloweenSeason #SpookySeason
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September 25, 2023 at 6:35 PM
Bonus episode!! Aaron’s got a 31 Days of Horror list for you… take a listen and let us know which ones you watch!
#HTLTD #HorrorMovies #MoviePodcast #HorrorPodcast #31DaysOfHorror #OctoberHorrorMovies #HalloweenSeason #SpookySeason
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#HTLTD #HorrorMovies #MoviePodcast #HorrorPodcast #31DaysOfHorror #OctoberHorrorMovies #HalloweenSeason #SpookySeason
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Kids found a spider in their room that @npcaaron.bsky.social had to relocate outside. They named the lil guy “Bob Outsidey Jr.”
I hope Mr Outsidey Jr likes the rain… 😬
☔️
🕷️
I hope Mr Outsidey Jr likes the rain… 😬
☔️
🕷️
September 25, 2023 at 4:32 AM
Kids found a spider in their room that @npcaaron.bsky.social had to relocate outside. They named the lil guy “Bob Outsidey Jr.”
I hope Mr Outsidey Jr likes the rain… 😬
☔️
🕷️
I hope Mr Outsidey Jr likes the rain… 😬
☔️
🕷️
7yo: did you see that?! how did it do that?
10yo: maybe it was a ghost
7yo: awww! We have the best ghosts. Thank you, ghost!
10yo: wut
10yo: maybe it was a ghost
7yo: awww! We have the best ghosts. Thank you, ghost!
10yo: wut
September 23, 2023 at 6:59 PM
7yo: did you see that?! how did it do that?
10yo: maybe it was a ghost
7yo: awww! We have the best ghosts. Thank you, ghost!
10yo: wut
10yo: maybe it was a ghost
7yo: awww! We have the best ghosts. Thank you, ghost!
10yo: wut
Ok, I’m going to preface this 2am thought with this: I already know I’m ridiculous, ok?
I’d like audio books to have subtitles.
“But Ana, that’s just an ebook that reads itself.”
Yes! You get it!! I want that.
I’d like audio books to have subtitles.
“But Ana, that’s just an ebook that reads itself.”
Yes! You get it!! I want that.
September 14, 2023 at 9:36 AM
Ok, I’m going to preface this 2am thought with this: I already know I’m ridiculous, ok?
I’d like audio books to have subtitles.
“But Ana, that’s just an ebook that reads itself.”
Yes! You get it!! I want that.
I’d like audio books to have subtitles.
“But Ana, that’s just an ebook that reads itself.”
Yes! You get it!! I want that.
Ep 73 - #Candyman 2: Farewell To The Flesh is out now! Will this sequel live up to the original? Or are we giving the scare-ometer a break this week?
#HTLTD #HorrorMovie #MoviePodcast #TonyTodd #DanielRobitaille #SweetsToTheSweet
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#HTLTD #HorrorMovie #MoviePodcast #TonyTodd #DanielRobitaille #SweetsToTheSweet
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September 13, 2023 at 3:59 PM
Ep 73 - #Candyman 2: Farewell To The Flesh is out now! Will this sequel live up to the original? Or are we giving the scare-ometer a break this week?
#HTLTD #HorrorMovie #MoviePodcast #TonyTodd #DanielRobitaille #SweetsToTheSweet
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#HTLTD #HorrorMovie #MoviePodcast #TonyTodd #DanielRobitaille #SweetsToTheSweet
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Heard my spouse from the kids bedroom:
“[7yo]! Stop playing with John Cena and go to sleep!”
…
“If you can’t leave John Cena alone, we’ll have to take screen time away.”
“[7yo]! Stop playing with John Cena and go to sleep!”
…
“If you can’t leave John Cena alone, we’ll have to take screen time away.”
September 8, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Heard my spouse from the kids bedroom:
“[7yo]! Stop playing with John Cena and go to sleep!”
…
“If you can’t leave John Cena alone, we’ll have to take screen time away.”
“[7yo]! Stop playing with John Cena and go to sleep!”
…
“If you can’t leave John Cena alone, we’ll have to take screen time away.”
This morning felt like fall might be in the air… so I wore a sweater and almost sweat to death. I wanna wear my cozy shit already.
Summer needs to sit down and let other seasons have their moment.
Summer needs to sit down and let other seasons have their moment.
September 7, 2023 at 3:29 AM
This morning felt like fall might be in the air… so I wore a sweater and almost sweat to death. I wanna wear my cozy shit already.
Summer needs to sit down and let other seasons have their moment.
Summer needs to sit down and let other seasons have their moment.
Ep 72 - #Candyman is out now!
#HTLTD #HorrorMovie #MoviePodcast #TonyTodd #VirginiaMadsen #UrbanLegends #GothicHorror #CliveBarker #BernardRose
Listen here:
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#HTLTD #HorrorMovie #MoviePodcast #TonyTodd #VirginiaMadsen #UrbanLegends #GothicHorror #CliveBarker #BernardRose
Listen here:
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EPISODE 72 - Candyman
Can this urban gothic 90s classic charm Torin and Ana, or is Aaron going to be the only one hooked by Tony Todd's terminally sweet performance.
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September 6, 2023 at 4:25 PM
Ep 72 - #Candyman is out now!
#HTLTD #HorrorMovie #MoviePodcast #TonyTodd #VirginiaMadsen #UrbanLegends #GothicHorror #CliveBarker #BernardRose
Listen here:
www.podbean.com/ei/pb-6su6k-...
#HTLTD #HorrorMovie #MoviePodcast #TonyTodd #VirginiaMadsen #UrbanLegends #GothicHorror #CliveBarker #BernardRose
Listen here:
www.podbean.com/ei/pb-6su6k-...