Andr3wsky
andr3wsky.bsky.social
Andr3wsky
@andr3wsky.bsky.social
KCMO
I was using threads but it’s awful over there haha. But also I can’t help but make jokes
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
No wonder DJT took that shot in the ear so well (allegedly). He spent the 90s taking shots to the back of the throat with Bubba
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Diet Coke is a fridge cigarette. Social media is a phone cigarette. AI is a computer cigarette. Capitalism is an economy cigarette. I won’t be taking questions.
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared. - Anne Frank
May 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I’ve made a lot of jokes about politics recently but that’s because — if I’m being honest — I thought this Trump admin would be bad, but in the same hilariously inept way it was bad in 2016. Spicer hiding in the bushes, Scaramucci kind of bad.

But idk if there’s anything funny about this now
January 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I fixated on the 10:30 part and not the Jan 30, part
January 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This is sadly incredibly true
January 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
ADHD testing update: I’ll have you all know I made it to the first appointment and was only 15 minutes late! They did tell me that I made the appointment for TOMORROW, not today and I just didn’t pay close enough attention to the date but still
January 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Since sitting down to read an hour ago:

Glasses of wine: 2
Anime T-shirts ordered: 5
Social media posts: 4 (and counting)
Tik Toks watched: 37
Pages read: 0

But I mean, how do you not buy this t-shirt?
January 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I finally made an ADHD test appointment (and some others today) and someone was like “but did you put it off and then make a ton of appointments all at once?” And, like, yeah. But you don’t have to call me out like that
January 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Like calls to like
January 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I’m halfway done with it!
January 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Totally respect that. As a content creator, I feel I have a duty to remain on platforms as long as possible in order to explain my viewpoints to the audiences there. That’s why I still post on Meta platforms and tik tok. Twitter is too far gone, of course
January 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
They could just be echo chambering all of us into complacency. Are we really getting closer to class consciousness? Or are we all just consuming leftwing content
January 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I’m learning that a lot of things about me that I thought were just quirky little goofs are actually debilitating symptoms of mental illness
January 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Beyond some questionable advertisements, my fyp has felt like it’s gone WAY WAY left. Like to the point I’m getting bored of politics. Either fears that the algo has changed were unfounded, or the changes are way more insidious than previously thought
January 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
“No no no he said ‘sieg hi!’ not ‘sieg hiEL!’ He was just saying hello!” - our nation’s esteemed d students
January 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Tell anyone defending Elon Musk to film themselves doing the same “wave” and upload it to the internet. Tell them to share it with their friends and family and employer. If it’s not so bad, what could happen?
January 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Your get out of jail free card is here
January 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“Raw next” hit my comment section like Covid-19. It may never recover
January 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
As long as you leave my rocks alone
January 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
We are so back
January 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
To everyone who keeps commenting that they named their “vibe” “Andrew”, I know what that means. I googled it. And it does NOT mean “vibe” as like “general feeling about something”
January 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I said a-oop! Jump scare
January 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM
As long as they’re not mine
January 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM