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AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · 16h

Hahaha on the internet witt no balls and dick for a while !! 🤣🤣🤣

AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · 1d

Where you from again? Italy? France? Cute accent, sad I wont hear it anymore but your hairy ass and nuts are more cute too. Welcome to the family, mister tiny nuts. I got a bunch of dumb naked losers just like you waiting to meet you. Don't be embarrassed, you aren't the only small dick in the team.

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AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · 3d

2/2 The next day:

- Oh Look! The pinball machine got new spheres,bro they're supposed to be guys? Nude guys??
- Haha weird gay design! Let's make them crash each other!
- They're yelling? I think I hear them whinning hahah
- I swear God one of them just blinked, is this some freaky Halloween theme?

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AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · 3d

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- Oh no dude! We just lost!
- You sure? Looks like we just win.
- No we lost, and we weren't supposed to lose!!
- Relax bro, look at that, nice shinny stars haha it's that supposed to be a bad sign?
- I dunno, I dunno but I don't like it at all!
- Ah dude! I feel...no no, something is happening!

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AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · 13d

Stinky stinky SOCK pay your bills and don't screw it UP or you'll end UP being a stinky SOCK.
Poor @stonerfreak420k started being so SOFT, cute dumb face down on the SOLES but it's matter of time he's screwed.
Becoming cotton, streched, helpless. Stinky SOCK covering the big foot of some tough BRO🤣

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AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · 16d

Hahahaha nice!

AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · 16d

AHHHH how scary😰‼️

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AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · 18d

Though... will they change back to normal or will have to spend the rest of the year looking like that😅😰

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AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · 18d

Hahah cute way to enjoy of summer

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AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · 19d

Way to the oven or fatten it up more for Xmas dinner? I dunno, he arrived last night so why not to let him eat and play with the other pigs till December?Damn he looks so yummy.Yeah big boy, you're a pig now so you can stay and live rent free here, free food included! No more job or taxes to pay.

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AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · 20d

The End
YEAH ! That's how it's done sir! That'll teach him... aww, it feels so good,when... justice wins. Good job Officer Donut, keep it there mmm, don't let it go till he and his egg face henchmen surrender and I cum... mmm I mean till they're reduced under the force of justice. Aahh fck yeah 🍆💦!

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AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · 20d

5/5
Oh no Officer! That super tall strong dude on your back just called you PIG Face fat Donut belly! Let's teach that rascal a lesson even though he's right! Don't forget your cap sir so he'll know who is in charge. There is only one way to deal with this type of veiny criminals!

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AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · 21d

4/5
Well well, What we got in the other side? Sweet!
Officer I have to inform you due you're just a hole now, you'll be transferred to another area where your new physical condition is ideal for your new role.That is to say you've been promoted! Congratulations, little hairy hole of law and order🥳.

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AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · 21d

3/5
Oh no, officer!You can't even talk? Aw too sad you can't wear your sexy uniform either. But this is a cute dumb shape for you, suits you just fine, I guess it's true what they say ''You're what you eat''. Mmm Those hairy nipples😍 you got cherry syrup inside, milk cream? Let's check that at home.

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AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · 21d

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Sweet! A rough man of law and order in his white sweaty undies, I'm in love 😍. But you wont need those anymore officer. Mmm I see you got a sexy hairy glaze, let's see how much of that hairy suggar you got👅. Haha don't be shy sir, aw tough on the outside but very soft and sweet on the inside.

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AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · 21d

1/5
Hello Officer! Can you help me please. I was wondering,It's brown or pink? Hairy or smooth? I mean your donut sir haha,oh don't offend. I just want a donut too, I'm sure you got a big one, hot and tight. Sorry, I'm being disrespectful, I'll just take my snack and leave.Thanks for your time boss.

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AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · Aug 26

How exciting😍! More and more coming losers, of different ages and races hahah how inclusive of me, I'm so proud. I can't wait to fill those empty spaces with more of these dumb hairy cuties. I hope the next one to be fat haha or with a very hairy ass unable to hide🤣 in any case they're all welcome 😈

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AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · Aug 24

Well I can't complain, I got very cute jerks this month. Haha Cool hairy guys with cool tattos huh? Aw isn't it sad to end up naked and trapped in 2d dimensions after being such a cool guy? It is, unfair and humiliating too🤣. Cute buttholes, warm nut sacks, nipples, dumb faces 🤣 gay porn cards? Haha

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AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · Aug 24

New dumb loser! Hey but this one is special hahahah look at that tiny thing, you a baby loser? Cuz that's a baby penis🤣 You defined yourself as man for having that? It's even hard to find your balls too. Dude I'm afraid you've been more of a piece of decoration than a real man your whole life.

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AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · Aug 20

They're coming!😈 Relax bro, look, we just want that straight brown peach yours and this rubber doll potion is something safe and new to try. We thought drug you or tie you would be too cruel. See? We're good guys taking care of you, I've got some patches in case you pop and they'll bring lube.

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AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · Aug 17

HAHA DUDE That nutsack! Got a full jug of milk in there. Needing to be milked? And what to say about that big banana yours, too sensitive to the touch, right? Poor boy, I promise I'll help you.
Taps on dick to make card cum, taps on ass to make card's dick hard, taps on balls to make card suffer😈

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AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · Aug 16

Haha You both will be flattened flag bros with long flattened dicks helplessly waving on the air

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AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · Aug 16

Oh no! Where's my big gym bro? What happened to him?? He was sit there looking big and sexy and now there's a little loser trapped in 2D dimension, naked, helpless and not even able to talk hahah this is so unfair and crazy! Well this is his life now it seems, I guess I gotta look for a new gym bro🤣

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AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · Aug 16

Hhaha I'm so happy for that , posting the card book soon ;)

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AndresTfs @andrestfs.bsky.social · Aug 16

You get more and more beautiful every year, I can't believe it💝

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