Mork Pie and Pickles
@andrewblue23.bsky.social
Here for the laughs and nothing else.
Bada bing, bada bap, bada bip, bada boop
Be kind, sexy and on time
Bada bing, bada bap, bada bip, bada boop
Be kind, sexy and on time
You have my permission to take me into a field and shoot me if you ever -
1) See me wearing a flat cap
2)See me using a Chamois leather on my car
Are we clear on this ??
1) See me wearing a flat cap
2)See me using a Chamois leather on my car
Are we clear on this ??
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You have my permission to take me into a field and shoot me if you ever -
1) See me wearing a flat cap
2)See me using a Chamois leather on my car
Are we clear on this ??
1) See me wearing a flat cap
2)See me using a Chamois leather on my car
Are we clear on this ??
@beefcaptainheart.bsky.social Jazz man again ?
December 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
@beefcaptainheart.bsky.social Jazz man again ?
I’m going to make a coffee……
Anyone fancy getting me some biscuits please ???
Anyone fancy getting me some biscuits please ???
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I’m going to make a coffee……
Anyone fancy getting me some biscuits please ???
Anyone fancy getting me some biscuits please ???
Practicing my moves for Saturday…….
Afternoon dudes and dudesess 🩵
Afternoon dudes and dudesess 🩵
Too Young to Die
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December 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Practicing my moves for Saturday…….
Afternoon dudes and dudesess 🩵
Afternoon dudes and dudesess 🩵
They say you learn something new everyday…..
Well I have just learned that Jay-Z’s brother Juan invented the adult baby grow
Well I have just learned that Jay-Z’s brother Juan invented the adult baby grow
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 AM
They say you learn something new everyday…..
Well I have just learned that Jay-Z’s brother Juan invented the adult baby grow
Well I have just learned that Jay-Z’s brother Juan invented the adult baby grow
Good Morning all 🩵🩵
December 4, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Good Morning all 🩵🩵
Message from Mrs Mork…..
We’re going out for dinner….booked for 7.30…
Only taken me since Saturday night to get out the dog house😂😂
We’re going out for dinner….booked for 7.30…
Only taken me since Saturday night to get out the dog house😂😂
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Message from Mrs Mork…..
We’re going out for dinner….booked for 7.30…
Only taken me since Saturday night to get out the dog house😂😂
We’re going out for dinner….booked for 7.30…
Only taken me since Saturday night to get out the dog house😂😂
Have a pick me up tuuuuunnnnnnneeee🩵
Sweet Gingerbread Man
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December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Have a pick me up tuuuuunnnnnnneeee🩵
🎵 Your dirty name gets passed about, when something goes amiss,
Your attitudes are platitudes,just make me wanna piss,
What kind of creature bore you?,
Was it some kind of bat?
They can’t find a good word for you……
But I can……
TWAT ………
Your attitudes are platitudes,just make me wanna piss,
What kind of creature bore you?,
Was it some kind of bat?
They can’t find a good word for you……
But I can……
TWAT ………
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
🎵 Your dirty name gets passed about, when something goes amiss,
Your attitudes are platitudes,just make me wanna piss,
What kind of creature bore you?,
Was it some kind of bat?
They can’t find a good word for you……
But I can……
TWAT ………
Your attitudes are platitudes,just make me wanna piss,
What kind of creature bore you?,
Was it some kind of bat?
They can’t find a good word for you……
But I can……
TWAT ………
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
These two chancers on Rick Stein………
How is Moth these days ?
How is Moth these days ?
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
These two chancers on Rick Stein………
How is Moth these days ?
How is Moth these days ?
A wall in Chester….
Minor adjustment….and my ladders were a bit short hence the wonky.
Minor adjustment….and my ladders were a bit short hence the wonky.
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
A wall in Chester….
Minor adjustment….and my ladders were a bit short hence the wonky.
Minor adjustment….and my ladders were a bit short hence the wonky.
Afternoon tuuuunnnnneeeeee 🩵
Love & Hate
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December 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Afternoon tuuuunnnnneeeeee 🩵
We can’t be good at everything…….
Hope you are all diddling fine today 🩵
Hope you are all diddling fine today 🩵
December 2, 2025 at 10:14 AM
We can’t be good at everything…….
Hope you are all diddling fine today 🩵
Hope you are all diddling fine today 🩵
Welcome home Daddy…..
Now let me eat you. 🐶
Now let me eat you. 🐶
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Welcome home Daddy…..
Now let me eat you. 🐶
Now let me eat you. 🐶
Afternoon tuuuuunnnnnnneeeee 🩵
Last Christmas
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December 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Afternoon tuuuuunnnnnnneeeee 🩵
Morks musical weekend…….
Gig 3 of 3… ✅
Trip to La La la la land……
NUMAN……NUMAN
Can I go back to bed please 🩵
Gig 3 of 3… ✅
Trip to La La la la land……
NUMAN……NUMAN
Can I go back to bed please 🩵
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Morks musical weekend…….
Gig 3 of 3… ✅
Trip to La La la la land……
NUMAN……NUMAN
Can I go back to bed please 🩵
Gig 3 of 3… ✅
Trip to La La la la land……
NUMAN……NUMAN
Can I go back to bed please 🩵
Morks musical weekend……..
Gig 2 of 3……. ✅
Starsailor never ever fail🩵
Massive hangover this morning so please be gentle with me.
Gig 2 of 3……. ✅
Starsailor never ever fail🩵
Massive hangover this morning so please be gentle with me.
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Morks musical weekend……..
Gig 2 of 3……. ✅
Starsailor never ever fail🩵
Massive hangover this morning so please be gentle with me.
Gig 2 of 3……. ✅
Starsailor never ever fail🩵
Massive hangover this morning so please be gentle with me.
Train wanker……
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Train wanker……
Ears lowered…..best line the stomach now…..
Day drinking to follow 🍺 🍷 🍹
Day drinking to follow 🍺 🍷 🍹
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Ears lowered…..best line the stomach now…..
Day drinking to follow 🍺 🍷 🍹
Day drinking to follow 🍺 🍷 🍹
Sat in the hairdressers waiting listening to @louiseann.bsky.social The Secret Handshake…..
If you aren’t following her or listening make it a priority today. 🩵
If you aren’t following her or listening make it a priority today. 🩵
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Sat in the hairdressers waiting listening to @louiseann.bsky.social The Secret Handshake…..
If you aren’t following her or listening make it a priority today. 🩵
If you aren’t following her or listening make it a priority today. 🩵
Heading into town….
Anyone wanna lift ???
Anyone wanna lift ???
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Heading into town….
Anyone wanna lift ???
Anyone wanna lift ???
@ridiculousrebecca.bsky.social you were right she’s a fox 🦊
November 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM
@ridiculousrebecca.bsky.social you were right she’s a fox 🦊
Morks musical weekend ……
Gig 1 of 3 …… ✅
Wolf Alice with my daughter…wonderful🩷
And wow what a band……blown away.
Gig 1 of 3 …… ✅
Wolf Alice with my daughter…wonderful🩷
And wow what a band……blown away.
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Morks musical weekend ……
Gig 1 of 3 …… ✅
Wolf Alice with my daughter…wonderful🩷
And wow what a band……blown away.
Gig 1 of 3 …… ✅
Wolf Alice with my daughter…wonderful🩷
And wow what a band……blown away.