Mork Pie and Pickles
@andrewblue23.bsky.social
Here for the laughs and nothing else.
Bada bing, bada bap, bada bip, bada boop
Be kind, sexy and on time
Bada bing, bada bap, bada bip, bada boop
Be kind, sexy and on time
December 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
If you see this. Quote post your model of positive masculinity.
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
If you see this. Quote post your model of positive masculinity.
She’s dreaming of you…..🫵🏻
December 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
She’s dreaming of you…..🫵🏻
Just had Santa Claus come round our estate on his sleigh….
Obviously I sat on his knee told him what I wanted for Christmas and got a refresher lolly…….
Funny but something about him reminded me of a lad I play football with…..
Must be mistaken obviously…
Obviously I sat on his knee told him what I wanted for Christmas and got a refresher lolly…….
Funny but something about him reminded me of a lad I play football with…..
Must be mistaken obviously…
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Just had Santa Claus come round our estate on his sleigh….
Obviously I sat on his knee told him what I wanted for Christmas and got a refresher lolly…….
Funny but something about him reminded me of a lad I play football with…..
Must be mistaken obviously…
Obviously I sat on his knee told him what I wanted for Christmas and got a refresher lolly…….
Funny but something about him reminded me of a lad I play football with…..
Must be mistaken obviously…
A friend just sent me these in the post……
My own coffee pod advent calendar…..
Love it ❤️🩵
My own coffee pod advent calendar…..
Love it ❤️🩵
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
A friend just sent me these in the post……
My own coffee pod advent calendar…..
Love it ❤️🩵
My own coffee pod advent calendar…..
Love it ❤️🩵
How sweet. ❤️
December 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
How sweet. ❤️
Has Bob Geldof made it snow in Africa at Christmas yet ?
Another knight of the realm tossing it off.
Another knight of the realm tossing it off.
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Has Bob Geldof made it snow in Africa at Christmas yet ?
Another knight of the realm tossing it off.
Another knight of the realm tossing it off.
You have my permission to take me into a field and shoot me if you ever -
1) See me wearing a flat cap
2)See me using a Chamois leather on my car
Are we clear on this ??
1) See me wearing a flat cap
2)See me using a Chamois leather on my car
Are we clear on this ??
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You have my permission to take me into a field and shoot me if you ever -
1) See me wearing a flat cap
2)See me using a Chamois leather on my car
Are we clear on this ??
1) See me wearing a flat cap
2)See me using a Chamois leather on my car
Are we clear on this ??
@beefcaptainheart.bsky.social Jazz man again ?
December 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
@beefcaptainheart.bsky.social Jazz man again ?
I’m going to make a coffee……
Anyone fancy getting me some biscuits please ???
Anyone fancy getting me some biscuits please ???
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I’m going to make a coffee……
Anyone fancy getting me some biscuits please ???
Anyone fancy getting me some biscuits please ???
Practicing my moves for Saturday…….
Afternoon dudes and dudesess 🩵
Afternoon dudes and dudesess 🩵
Too Young to Die
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December 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Practicing my moves for Saturday…….
Afternoon dudes and dudesess 🩵
Afternoon dudes and dudesess 🩵
They say you learn something new everyday…..
Well I have just learned that Jay-Z’s brother Juan invented the adult baby grow
Well I have just learned that Jay-Z’s brother Juan invented the adult baby grow
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 AM
They say you learn something new everyday…..
Well I have just learned that Jay-Z’s brother Juan invented the adult baby grow
Well I have just learned that Jay-Z’s brother Juan invented the adult baby grow
Good Morning all 🩵🩵
December 4, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Good Morning all 🩵🩵
Message from Mrs Mork…..
We’re going out for dinner….booked for 7.30…
Only taken me since Saturday night to get out the dog house😂😂
We’re going out for dinner….booked for 7.30…
Only taken me since Saturday night to get out the dog house😂😂
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Message from Mrs Mork…..
We’re going out for dinner….booked for 7.30…
Only taken me since Saturday night to get out the dog house😂😂
We’re going out for dinner….booked for 7.30…
Only taken me since Saturday night to get out the dog house😂😂
Have a pick me up tuuuuunnnnnnneeee🩵
Sweet Gingerbread Man
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December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Have a pick me up tuuuuunnnnnnneeee🩵
🎵 Your dirty name gets passed about, when something goes amiss,
Your attitudes are platitudes,just make me wanna piss,
What kind of creature bore you?,
Was it some kind of bat?
They can’t find a good word for you……
But I can……
TWAT ………
Your attitudes are platitudes,just make me wanna piss,
What kind of creature bore you?,
Was it some kind of bat?
They can’t find a good word for you……
But I can……
TWAT ………
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
🎵 Your dirty name gets passed about, when something goes amiss,
Your attitudes are platitudes,just make me wanna piss,
What kind of creature bore you?,
Was it some kind of bat?
They can’t find a good word for you……
But I can……
TWAT ………
Your attitudes are platitudes,just make me wanna piss,
What kind of creature bore you?,
Was it some kind of bat?
They can’t find a good word for you……
But I can……
TWAT ………
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
These two chancers on Rick Stein………
How is Moth these days ?
How is Moth these days ?
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
These two chancers on Rick Stein………
How is Moth these days ?
How is Moth these days ?
A wall in Chester….
Minor adjustment….and my ladders were a bit short hence the wonky.
Minor adjustment….and my ladders were a bit short hence the wonky.
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
A wall in Chester….
Minor adjustment….and my ladders were a bit short hence the wonky.
Minor adjustment….and my ladders were a bit short hence the wonky.
Afternoon tuuuunnnnneeeeee 🩵
Love & Hate
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December 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Afternoon tuuuunnnnneeeeee 🩵
We can’t be good at everything…….
Hope you are all diddling fine today 🩵
Hope you are all diddling fine today 🩵
December 2, 2025 at 10:14 AM
We can’t be good at everything…….
Hope you are all diddling fine today 🩵
Hope you are all diddling fine today 🩵
Welcome home Daddy…..
Now let me eat you. 🐶
Now let me eat you. 🐶
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Welcome home Daddy…..
Now let me eat you. 🐶
Now let me eat you. 🐶
Afternoon tuuuuunnnnnnneeeee 🩵
Last Christmas
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December 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Afternoon tuuuuunnnnnnneeeee 🩵