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@andycwrites.bsky.social
It’s Temu Obamacare.
January 16, 2026 at 7:51 PM
“Very unusual.” Oh JFC, @nytimes.com call it what it is: batshit crazy megalomania.
January 14, 2026 at 5:46 PM
They verified it by pricking his skin. Blood came out. Internal bleeding, duh.
January 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Are the factories in the room with us now?
January 9, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Trump is gonna lower testicles by 500% to 600%
December 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Looks like a Cheesecake Factory.
November 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
OK, that’s great and all, but let’s be serious, how many cars can Lauren Boebert actually crash test?
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Cool story, Mace. Release the files.
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
To paraphrase that great George Carlin bit about near misses, know what they call being at the cusp of liftoff? Grounded!
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
His “My Pet Goat” moment.
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
That’s what all the “hot” countries do.
November 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Be nice. They’re part of his dementia test. Tomorrow there’s a quiz.
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Good. Pretend nothing happened. Stay the course. It’s working out oh so well.
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I loved that you just referenced Tapping the Source. Raised on a healthy diet of Lehane and Pelecanos, my reading list was largely what they recommended in interviews, and that was always one of them.
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November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Did he have extras added? I swear I’m counting like 60.
November 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I’m thinking he doesn’t know how Gatsby ends.
November 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The Trump-is-an-asshole-but crowd was never going to lean left anyway. They love him for that.
October 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
He sure has.
October 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
$250 mil to charity? Cool story, bro.
October 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
NSFW
October 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
So fewer than to Chicago. Got it.
October 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
And Budweiser causes pregnancy.
October 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Bro got lessons.
October 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Oh, man, wait’ll they hear about Thomases.
October 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
What’s wild is the reporter just assumed by “Where? Where is that?” Trump meant Denmark.
September 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM