Kenneth
@andyken.bsky.social
Misanthrope. Eats Crisps. Wears Hats.
I read this reply and immediately knew you were talking about Toffos
November 26, 2024 at 10:58 AM
I read this reply and immediately knew you were talking about Toffos
I always wonder how they hold the rackets
November 26, 2024 at 10:56 AM
I always wonder how they hold the rackets
There's a myth that it was homophobic, but the truth is that they simply didn't like each other and Batty was a bit of a dick.
November 22, 2024 at 7:54 AM
There's a myth that it was homophobic, but the truth is that they simply didn't like each other and Batty was a bit of a dick.
It's an optical illusion. They're actually the same size but black and white floor tiles make you think they're different
November 21, 2024 at 9:58 AM
It's an optical illusion. They're actually the same size but black and white floor tiles make you think they're different
Ed Balls
Ed Balls
November 18, 2024 at 8:17 AM
Ed Balls
Probably. The world is a strange place.
November 15, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Probably. The world is a strange place.
November 15, 2024 at 7:24 AM
November 15, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Not sure you should be supporting people with invalid handles. A wheelbarrow man like youtself should know the dangers
November 14, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Not sure you should be supporting people with invalid handles. A wheelbarrow man like youtself should know the dangers
What I like about BlueSky is that there are far fewer people ignoring my nonsense.
November 14, 2024 at 8:59 PM
What I like about BlueSky is that there are far fewer people ignoring my nonsense.
#tvidea 3. The Breville makes work for Idles hands.
Eric Idle makes his favourite toasted sandwich recipes. Full of stories and quips (eg. I always look at the bright side of knife, when buttering)
Eric Idle makes his favourite toasted sandwich recipes. Full of stories and quips (eg. I always look at the bright side of knife, when buttering)
November 14, 2024 at 8:57 PM
#tvidea 3. The Breville makes work for Idles hands.
Eric Idle makes his favourite toasted sandwich recipes. Full of stories and quips (eg. I always look at the bright side of knife, when buttering)
Eric Idle makes his favourite toasted sandwich recipes. Full of stories and quips (eg. I always look at the bright side of knife, when buttering)
#tvidea 2. Burger on the Orient Express
Hercule Poirot travels on the orient express, only to find out one traveller has brung a 5 Guys on board, much to the chagrin of the first class steward who demands justice for his lover, the chef. But whose Burger is it? And what toppings does it have?
Hercule Poirot travels on the orient express, only to find out one traveller has brung a 5 Guys on board, much to the chagrin of the first class steward who demands justice for his lover, the chef. But whose Burger is it? And what toppings does it have?
November 14, 2024 at 8:50 PM
#tvidea 2. Burger on the Orient Express
Hercule Poirot travels on the orient express, only to find out one traveller has brung a 5 Guys on board, much to the chagrin of the first class steward who demands justice for his lover, the chef. But whose Burger is it? And what toppings does it have?
Hercule Poirot travels on the orient express, only to find out one traveller has brung a 5 Guys on board, much to the chagrin of the first class steward who demands justice for his lover, the chef. But whose Burger is it? And what toppings does it have?
#tvidea 1. Grate Expectations
3 celebrities have to guess how much cheese a 4th celebrity has grated. Seems short, but there'd be lots of cheese related anecdotes to fill the time.
Winner takes home the cheese.
3 celebrities have to guess how much cheese a 4th celebrity has grated. Seems short, but there'd be lots of cheese related anecdotes to fill the time.
Winner takes home the cheese.
November 14, 2024 at 8:45 PM
#tvidea 1. Grate Expectations
3 celebrities have to guess how much cheese a 4th celebrity has grated. Seems short, but there'd be lots of cheese related anecdotes to fill the time.
Winner takes home the cheese.
3 celebrities have to guess how much cheese a 4th celebrity has grated. Seems short, but there'd be lots of cheese related anecdotes to fill the time.
Winner takes home the cheese.
The NHS should definitely look to outsource cancer screenings to cam girls.
November 14, 2024 at 8:31 PM
The NHS should definitely look to outsource cancer screenings to cam girls.
That or I was in a hot tub with John Barnes son at a Center Parcs.
November 14, 2024 at 10:50 AM
That or I was in a hot tub with John Barnes son at a Center Parcs.
I was stood behind my girlfriends house smoking and the bloke who played Butch Dingle asked what I was up to.
November 14, 2024 at 10:46 AM
I was stood behind my girlfriends house smoking and the bloke who played Butch Dingle asked what I was up to.
Lots of posts talking about previous jobs. I'm reminded of a job I didn't get.
It was to be in charge of people all over the region. Some bloke with a big bushy beard got it instead though.
Turned out they wanted a hairier manager.
It was to be in charge of people all over the region. Some bloke with a big bushy beard got it instead though.
Turned out they wanted a hairier manager.
November 13, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Lots of posts talking about previous jobs. I'm reminded of a job I didn't get.
It was to be in charge of people all over the region. Some bloke with a big bushy beard got it instead though.
Turned out they wanted a hairier manager.
It was to be in charge of people all over the region. Some bloke with a big bushy beard got it instead though.
Turned out they wanted a hairier manager.
They call it KaBranos in Poland.
November 13, 2024 at 10:56 PM
They call it KaBranos in Poland.
Second worst person to ever work in a burger bar
Complaints at British Gas
Gymnastics foam pit cleaner
Worst person to ever work in a pizza restaurant
Complaints at British Gas
Gymnastics foam pit cleaner
Worst person to ever work in a pizza restaurant
November 13, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Second worst person to ever work in a burger bar
Complaints at British Gas
Gymnastics foam pit cleaner
Worst person to ever work in a pizza restaurant
Complaints at British Gas
Gymnastics foam pit cleaner
Worst person to ever work in a pizza restaurant