Andy Kimy
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Andy Kimy
@andykimy.bsky.social
· Mar 22
RIP, George Foreman. he is survived by his children: George Foreman, George Foreman, George Foreman, Georgia Foreman, and George Foreman
In no uncertain terms, the last decade of Republican politics has been orchestrated by the head of a pedophile cabal
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
In no uncertain terms, the last decade of Republican politics has been orchestrated by the head of a pedophile cabal
Come on. COME ON!
Catherine O’Hara, the comedian best known for her roles in “Home Alone,” “Schitt’s Creek” and “Beetlejuice,” and as a member of the influential Canadian sketch comedy series “S.C.T.V.,” has died. She was 71. nyti.ms/4qbsUMS
January 30, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Come on. COME ON!
NAME NAMES
CBP agents involved in Minnesota shooting of Alex Pretti placed on administrative leave
CBP agents involved in Minnesota shooting of Alex Pretti placed on administrative leave
The agency says that’s standard protocol.
dlvr.it
January 28, 2026 at 7:34 PM
NAME NAMES
Weak shit. Pathetic.
#BREAKING: Venezuela's Machado says she 'presented' her Nobel Prize to Trump
January 15, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Weak shit. Pathetic.
i'm putting a hex on the apple designers because this new update is fucking killing my laptop
January 15, 2026 at 8:46 PM
i'm putting a hex on the apple designers because this new update is fucking killing my laptop
Remember when Sean Spicer popped up on the Emmy's like this was all a big joke?
Anyway, get some rest. WW3 starts next week.
#goldenglobes
Anyway, get some rest. WW3 starts next week.
#goldenglobes
January 12, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Remember when Sean Spicer popped up on the Emmy's like this was all a big joke?
Anyway, get some rest. WW3 starts next week.
#goldenglobes
Anyway, get some rest. WW3 starts next week.
#goldenglobes
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his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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There we go. That there’s a headline.
Who’s who at X, the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter
A look inside Elon Musk’s big tent
www.ft.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
There we go. That there’s a headline.
It doesn’t get much more dystopian than “Feminism is Bad: Presented by Bank of America”
December 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It doesn’t get much more dystopian than “Feminism is Bad: Presented by Bank of America”
Frank Gehry's coffin is gonna look like this
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Frank Gehry's coffin is gonna look like this
Maybe stop charging $15 for a salad
Fast-casual salad chain Sweetgreen is struggling as its traffic and sales continue to fall and it reports millions in losses each quarter.
The company hasn’t figured out how to turn a profit.
The company hasn’t figured out how to turn a profit.
Why Americans are giving up on Sweetgreen
The fast-casual chain Sweetgreen's struggles are worsening.
cnb.cx
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Maybe stop charging $15 for a salad
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Complete Millenial Victory, we are now in charge of DI band programs
The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band freakin' played Trogdor at their halftime show this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets its due! 50 freakin' yards high man!
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Complete Millenial Victory, we are now in charge of DI band programs
The New York Times has been sitting on Epstein emails for THREE elections
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The New York Times has been sitting on Epstein emails for THREE elections
On the spot.
It doesn't actually matter if Chuck Schumer votes for this or not.
If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.
If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
On the spot.
Zohran Mamdani claims to be a socialist but he just accepted a $258k job and 11,000 square foot home.
So which is it, Zohran?
So which is it, Zohran?
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Zohran Mamdani claims to be a socialist but he just accepted a $258k job and 11,000 square foot home.
So which is it, Zohran?
So which is it, Zohran?
he is survived by his racist and sexist views
NEW YORK (AP) — James Watson, co-discoverer of the double-helix shape of DNA, has died at age 97.
November 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
he is survived by his racist and sexist views
How much of conservatism's hatred of taxation boils down to a resentment of "The Dad Tax" on their halloween candy?
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
How much of conservatism's hatred of taxation boils down to a resentment of "The Dad Tax" on their halloween candy?
ME: Maybe “it” will happen today.
::Dick Cheney::
::Dick Cheney::
November 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
ME: Maybe “it” will happen today.
::Dick Cheney::
::Dick Cheney::
Hilarious how mad museums gets when they’re the ones who were robbed
October 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Hilarious how mad museums gets when they’re the ones who were robbed
“He was drinking raw milk all day every day”
Actor Cheryl Hines says she lived in constant fear for her husband Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s safety during his 2024 presidential campaign.
Cheryl Hines says she feared for RFK Jr.'s safety during his 2024 campaign: "I knew our lives would never be the same"
Actor Cheryl Hines says she lived in constant fear for her husband Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s safety during his 2024 presidential campaign.
www.cbsnews.com
October 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“He was drinking raw milk all day every day”
A literal definition of “Trumped up charges“
MSNBC: Breaking news. It's out of the eastern district of Virginia, where three sources familiar tell MSNBC former FBI director James Comey is expected to be indicted in the coming days
September 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
A literal definition of “Trumped up charges“