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@andytoots.bsky.social

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Occasional producer of daft content of varying quality. "You manage to be simultaneously hilarious and depressing." https://sublimeclipclops.com/2022/09/11/creating-content-for-the-great-internet-toilet-in-the-sky/

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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · Feb 28

WOW!! A letter from the King! 👑🇬🇧

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 8d

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 7d

This is like in a zombie movie when someone returns to the group concealing a bite on their hand. But after 12 hours, the rest of the group start to notice the change, and nominate someone to cave his head in with a spade before he goes full blown.

Donald Trump looking fucking awful.

Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 12d

🫡🇺🇸💪🏻

Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 25d

Fine attention to detail, having those little Ku Klux Klan hoods on everyone’s starter plates for Trump’s state banquet.

King Charles makes a speech at the state banquet with Donald Trump seated to his right. In front of them, a row of starter plates with serviettes that look like Klan hoods.

Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 25d

A wonderful speech.

Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 25d

A great honour. 🫡

Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · Sep 12

Thank you! x

Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · Sep 11

Ha!

Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · Sep 11

Many thanks, sir. x

Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · Sep 11

Many thanks! x

Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · Sep 11

That is genuinely one of the nicest comments ever! You’ve just made my day, thank you! x

Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · Sep 11

Thank you so much! x

Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · Sep 11

Thank you! That is wonderfully comforting to know! x

Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · Sep 11

It’s my birthday today. And do you know what’s going to bring the mood right down? Social fucking media. A skip fire of deranged and scary shite.

a young man wearing a shirt that says super is sitting in front of an apple laptop

ALT: a young man wearing a shirt that says super is sitting in front of an apple laptop

media.tenor.com

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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · Sep 9

Larry

Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · Sep 9

Not a St George's cross or a union flag in sight. Absolutely disgusting! 😤

A man walks through a conference area where there are advertising hoardings for Nigel Farage, which refer to him as “The UK’s number one rated dildo dealer”. An accompanying image of the frog-faced motherfucker shows him smiling while holding aloft a big dildo.

Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · Sep 6

I would rather slowly iron my own bollocks while sipping on a mug of bleach. Fucking hell.

Laura Phillips @lauraphillips.bsky.social · Sep 6

Joining #BBCLauraK

Defence Secretary John Healey
Reform UK leader Nigel Farage
Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch
Greater Manchester mayor Andy Burnham
US Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee

Sunday 9am #BBCOne

Joining #BBCLauraK

Defence Secretary John Healey
Reform UK leader Nigel Farage
Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch
Greater Manchester mayor Andy Burnham
US Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee

Sunday 9am #BBCOne

Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · Sep 6

A really emotional end to Reform’s Party Conference. 😢

Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · Aug 29

Facebook... really brings a tear to the eye. 🫡 🇬🇧 #flags

Awful Facebook art of the ghost of Princess Di (with the face of a fat gammon Brexiter) painting the Danish flag onto a mini roundabout.

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JWexTheSpa @jwsidders.bsky.social · Aug 29

Real England fighting back. Great to see. More of this please!

Dave A @davea79.bsky.social · Aug 29

At last, some proper British vandalism.

(source - www.facebook.com/share/p/1MeV...)

England flag painted on roundabout turned into noughts and crosses game.

Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · Aug 29

It was bin night round here the other night.

Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · Aug 29

🎶… I know
I know, it's serious 🎶

Screenshot of a BBC Wales programme called ‘Monkeys in a care home’.

Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · Aug 29

Fucking hell.

Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · Aug 25

I’m sure Allison Pearson, Dan Wootton, and a crew from GB News will be along shortly to interview him about the death of freedom of speech in the UK.

The National @scotnational.bsky.social · Aug 25

BREAKING: Award-winning Scottish screenwriter Paul Laverty has been arrested after wearing a T-shirt reading 'Genocide in Palestine, time to take action'

Police arrested the I, Daniel Blake writer in Edinburgh this morning

Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · Aug 25

It’s bin night here tonight, lads. 😒

A black bin put out for collection with a St George’s flag wrapped around it.