A New Englander
@anewenglander.bsky.social
Just a mom, navigating life. These posts are my ramblings and thoughts on the world around me
Why is printer ink so damn expensive now?!?!?
January 29, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Why is printer ink so damn expensive now?!?!?
Remember when white, low cut converse sneakers were the “it” shoe?
Sigh, the good ole days. I love a simple, versatile shoe
Sigh, the good ole days. I love a simple, versatile shoe
January 29, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Remember when white, low cut converse sneakers were the “it” shoe?
Sigh, the good ole days. I love a simple, versatile shoe
Sigh, the good ole days. I love a simple, versatile shoe
What is with the obsession the crunchy “wellness” influencers have for parasites?
‘Got eczema, it’s parasites
Got a muscle twitch, it’s parasites
Got bloating? It’s parasites’
It’s ridiculous
‘Got eczema, it’s parasites
Got a muscle twitch, it’s parasites
Got bloating? It’s parasites’
It’s ridiculous
December 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
What is with the obsession the crunchy “wellness” influencers have for parasites?
‘Got eczema, it’s parasites
Got a muscle twitch, it’s parasites
Got bloating? It’s parasites’
It’s ridiculous
‘Got eczema, it’s parasites
Got a muscle twitch, it’s parasites
Got bloating? It’s parasites’
It’s ridiculous
Today in my opinion that no one asked for: wearing your phone as a shoulder bag/purse is not it
December 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Today in my opinion that no one asked for: wearing your phone as a shoulder bag/purse is not it
I’m sorry but calling everything people post online ‘content’ is annoying
Not every thing needs to be content. Like just stop
Not every thing needs to be content. Like just stop
December 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I’m sorry but calling everything people post online ‘content’ is annoying
Not every thing needs to be content. Like just stop
Not every thing needs to be content. Like just stop
Me to my toddler: “that’s a good poop”
Toddler: “you’re welcome!”
Toddler: “you’re welcome!”
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Me to my toddler: “that’s a good poop”
Toddler: “you’re welcome!”
Toddler: “you’re welcome!”
Dear influencers: Not everything can be your “Holy grail” and not everything you’re trying to sell can be an item that went viral
December 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Dear influencers: Not everything can be your “Holy grail” and not everything you’re trying to sell can be an item that went viral
Elf on the Shelf deployment night. Whoever came up with this is no friend of mine
#elfontheshelf #elf #dec1st #christmas #parenting #momlife
#elfontheshelf #elf #dec1st #christmas #parenting #momlife
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Elf on the Shelf deployment night. Whoever came up with this is no friend of mine
#elfontheshelf #elf #dec1st #christmas #parenting #momlife
#elfontheshelf #elf #dec1st #christmas #parenting #momlife
So there are better sales today than there were yesterday on at least 2 retail sites that I frequent
Wtf
Black Friday is over, it’s not even close to what it was
Wtf
Black Friday is over, it’s not even close to what it was
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
So there are better sales today than there were yesterday on at least 2 retail sites that I frequent
Wtf
Black Friday is over, it’s not even close to what it was
Wtf
Black Friday is over, it’s not even close to what it was
The sound track for Home Alone is unparalleled. Absolutely a Holiday masterpiece
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The sound track for Home Alone is unparalleled. Absolutely a Holiday masterpiece
Do you like pop music? Do you like lyrics with depth and feeling? Do you enjoy relatable lyrics?
If you answered yes, do your self a favor and download Andrew Messenger’s new album: For the Lost and Broken
The song Time is an absolute banger
You’re welcome
#music #popmusic #selfproduces
If you answered yes, do your self a favor and download Andrew Messenger’s new album: For the Lost and Broken
The song Time is an absolute banger
You’re welcome
#music #popmusic #selfproduces
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Do you like pop music? Do you like lyrics with depth and feeling? Do you enjoy relatable lyrics?
If you answered yes, do your self a favor and download Andrew Messenger’s new album: For the Lost and Broken
The song Time is an absolute banger
You’re welcome
#music #popmusic #selfproduces
If you answered yes, do your self a favor and download Andrew Messenger’s new album: For the Lost and Broken
The song Time is an absolute banger
You’re welcome
#music #popmusic #selfproduces
We are not a turkey trot family. And I’m ok with that
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
We are not a turkey trot family. And I’m ok with that
Christmas shopping has begun. However these Black Friday Deals are awful. If your Black Friday door buster sale isn’t 70% or better, it’s just a regular sale. Sorry but 20-30% isn’t a decent Black Friday Sale.
(Excluding small businesses of course. I’m talking about the big retailers)
(Excluding small businesses of course. I’m talking about the big retailers)
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Christmas shopping has begun. However these Black Friday Deals are awful. If your Black Friday door buster sale isn’t 70% or better, it’s just a regular sale. Sorry but 20-30% isn’t a decent Black Friday Sale.
(Excluding small businesses of course. I’m talking about the big retailers)
(Excluding small businesses of course. I’m talking about the big retailers)
Let’s talk vibration plates: Are they bs? For real? Do they actually have any health benefits? Do they actually burn calories? What’s the deal
#health #wellness #vibrationplate #medicine #healthyliving #routine #grwm
#health #wellness #vibrationplate #medicine #healthyliving #routine #grwm
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Let’s talk vibration plates: Are they bs? For real? Do they actually have any health benefits? Do they actually burn calories? What’s the deal
#health #wellness #vibrationplate #medicine #healthyliving #routine #grwm
#health #wellness #vibrationplate #medicine #healthyliving #routine #grwm
Am I the only one not obsessed with wanting to watch the new Wicked movie? I’ll be waiting until it’s free on a streaming app 🤷🏻♀️
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Am I the only one not obsessed with wanting to watch the new Wicked movie? I’ll be waiting until it’s free on a streaming app 🤷🏻♀️
This year we will have an elf. I have avoided it as long as I can. Whoever came up with making this thing popular and giving us one more thing to do during the Holiday season sucks
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This year we will have an elf. I have avoided it as long as I can. Whoever came up with making this thing popular and giving us one more thing to do during the Holiday season sucks
Saying a woman’s decision isn’t sound or trustworthy when she’s on her period is misogynistic bullshit
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Saying a woman’s decision isn’t sound or trustworthy when she’s on her period is misogynistic bullshit
Pulled the 9 of swords for myself today for a mini reading. And yea- that tracks
October 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Pulled the 9 of swords for myself today for a mini reading. And yea- that tracks
🎃 Happy Halloween 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
🎃 Happy Halloween 🎃
Bringing a new born to a chiropractor isn’t going to make them sleep through the night. It might give them a stroke though and cause permanent damage, but what do I know 🤷🏻♀️
October 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Bringing a new born to a chiropractor isn’t going to make them sleep through the night. It might give them a stroke though and cause permanent damage, but what do I know 🤷🏻♀️
I’m a buy a costume because I’m not crafty type mom
October 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I’m a buy a costume because I’m not crafty type mom
Idk if it’s me or hormones or what but I am hating asap the gear we had for the first two kids. This high chair is annoying, the stroller is bulky and heavy and a pain to use and bring anywhere. The infant seat is super heavy
October 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Idk if it’s me or hormones or what but I am hating asap the gear we had for the first two kids. This high chair is annoying, the stroller is bulky and heavy and a pain to use and bring anywhere. The infant seat is super heavy
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Honestly, I feel like cat 5s will no longer be rare in the next 5 years or so
Hurricane Erin is now a rare Category 5.
The storm is forecast to at least double or triple in size next week. cnn.it/4mGNDqd
The storm is forecast to at least double or triple in size next week. cnn.it/4mGNDqd
October 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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I wanted to go to bed 3 hrs ago but the kids had other plans
October 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I wanted to go to bed 3 hrs ago but the kids had other plans
I am ignoring any Christmas content until after Halloween 🎃
October 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I am ignoring any Christmas content until after Halloween 🎃