Ange
@angecraftypaws.bsky.social
Shih Tzu & German Shepherd Mom 🐾 | Empty Nester 💛 | Hand Knitter, Crocheter, & Needlework Enthusiast ✨
Muffin would like to speak to the manager. ✂️😤 She asked for “light trim” and got “witness protection program.” Now she’s glaring from her tiny throne, offended on every level. 😂 #ShihTzuDrama #BadHaircutChronicles #NotAmused #JusticeForMuffin
September 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Muffin would like to speak to the manager. ✂️😤 She asked for “light trim” and got “witness protection program.” Now she’s glaring from her tiny throne, offended on every level. 😂 #ShihTzuDrama #BadHaircutChronicles #NotAmused #JusticeForMuffin
Disney Dog Goes Full Fiesta | Golden Chronicles Ep. 72
Indoor boat? Animatronic ducks? Maracas?! 🦆 I went from “absolutely not” to tail-wagging fiesta mode at EPCOT. ¡Olé!
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
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Indoor boat? Animatronic ducks? Maracas?! 🦆 I went from “absolutely not” to tail-wagging fiesta mode at EPCOT. ¡Olé!
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/cvJLl...
072 Disney Dog Goes Full Fiesta! 🎊🐶🎡#goldenchronicles #servicedog #disneyworld #goldenretriever
YouTube video by The Golden Chronicles
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September 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Disney Dog Goes Full Fiesta | Golden Chronicles Ep. 72
Indoor boat? Animatronic ducks? Maracas?! 🦆 I went from “absolutely not” to tail-wagging fiesta mode at EPCOT. ¡Olé!
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/cvJLl...
Indoor boat? Animatronic ducks? Maracas?! 🦆 I went from “absolutely not” to tail-wagging fiesta mode at EPCOT. ¡Olé!
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/cvJLl...
This is the weirdest grief: no one’s left yet, but I’m already mourning the noise, the mess, the daily chaos. Meanwhile, the dogs are like, “Yay, more snacks?” 🐶😩
#EmptyNestLife #PeaceIsTheGoal #RediscoveringMe
#EmptyNestLife #PeaceIsTheGoal #RediscoveringMe
September 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This is the weirdest grief: no one’s left yet, but I’m already mourning the noise, the mess, the daily chaos. Meanwhile, the dogs are like, “Yay, more snacks?” 🐶😩
#EmptyNestLife #PeaceIsTheGoal #RediscoveringMe
#EmptyNestLife #PeaceIsTheGoal #RediscoveringMe
The Skinny Legend Saga | Golden Chronicles Ep. 71
Yes, I’m skinny. No, I’m not starving. I just zoom, parkour, snack-heist, and werk. 💅🍗 Metabolism powered by chaos and cookies.
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/fvXp3...
Yes, I’m skinny. No, I’m not starving. I just zoom, parkour, snack-heist, and werk. 💅🍗 Metabolism powered by chaos and cookies.
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/fvXp3...
071 The Skinny Legend Saga 🐕🦺🐶 #goldenretriever #servicedog #activedogs #goldenchronicles
YouTube video by The Golden Chronicles
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September 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The Skinny Legend Saga | Golden Chronicles Ep. 71
Yes, I’m skinny. No, I’m not starving. I just zoom, parkour, snack-heist, and werk. 💅🍗 Metabolism powered by chaos and cookies.
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/fvXp3...
Yes, I’m skinny. No, I’m not starving. I just zoom, parkour, snack-heist, and werk. 💅🍗 Metabolism powered by chaos and cookies.
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/fvXp3...
The simplest of the bunch—but still rocking that scarlet, gray, and “O” so proudly you'd think I drafted it into the team 🧶💪 Sometimes less frogging really is more. #HandKnitting #DIYKnitting #CraftingCommunity #YarnLove #KnitLife #KnittersOfBluesky
September 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The simplest of the bunch—but still rocking that scarlet, gray, and “O” so proudly you'd think I drafted it into the team 🧶💪 Sometimes less frogging really is more. #HandKnitting #DIYKnitting #CraftingCommunity #YarnLove #KnitLife #KnittersOfBluesky
Operation Oreo Crumble | Golden Chronicles Ep. 70
Oreos: stolen. Drama: activated. I became a snack ninja, Andy panicked, and Muffin was zero help. 🍪😎 Would I do it again? Absolutely.
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/t6AAz...
Oreos: stolen. Drama: activated. I became a snack ninja, Andy panicked, and Muffin was zero help. 🍪😎 Would I do it again? Absolutely.
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/t6AAz...
070 Operation Oreo Crumble! 🍪🐶 #goldenchronicles #servicedog #goldenretriever
YouTube video by The Golden Chronicles
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September 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Operation Oreo Crumble | Golden Chronicles Ep. 70
Oreos: stolen. Drama: activated. I became a snack ninja, Andy panicked, and Muffin was zero help. 🍪😎 Would I do it again? Absolutely.
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/t6AAz...
Oreos: stolen. Drama: activated. I became a snack ninja, Andy panicked, and Muffin was zero help. 🍪😎 Would I do it again? Absolutely.
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/t6AAz...
I don’t speak up about fake SDs to be mean—I do it because I have to. A reactive SD can’t work. A fearful SD can’t work. And most of us can’t afford to replace a $20K dog because someone wanted to take their pet everywhere. #ProtectServiceDogs #NotAPet #RespectTheVest
September 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I don’t speak up about fake SDs to be mean—I do it because I have to. A reactive SD can’t work. A fearful SD can’t work. And most of us can’t afford to replace a $20K dog because someone wanted to take their pet everywhere. #ProtectServiceDogs #NotAPet #RespectTheVest
Sometimes I speak Spanish in public and folks act like I just summoned a demon. Relax, Karen. I’m just ordering tacos. 🌮👀
#MexicanAmericanLife #DeepThinker #OwnYourPower
#MexicanAmericanLife #DeepThinker #OwnYourPower
September 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Sometimes I speak Spanish in public and folks act like I just summoned a demon. Relax, Karen. I’m just ordering tacos. 🌮👀
#MexicanAmericanLife #DeepThinker #OwnYourPower
#MexicanAmericanLife #DeepThinker #OwnYourPower
Meemaw’s Next Adventure | Golden Chronicles Ep. 69
Strength isn’t doing it alone—it’s knowing when to accept help. 💛 Meemaw’s next chapter might include a new partner: a mobility dog.
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/qsZ9k...
Strength isn’t doing it alone—it’s knowing when to accept help. 💛 Meemaw’s next chapter might include a new partner: a mobility dog.
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/qsZ9k...
069 Meemaw’s Next Adventure 👩🏽🦳🐾🐶 #goldenretriever #servicedogteam #goldenchronicles
YouTube video by The Golden Chronicles
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September 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Meemaw’s Next Adventure | Golden Chronicles Ep. 69
Strength isn’t doing it alone—it’s knowing when to accept help. 💛 Meemaw’s next chapter might include a new partner: a mobility dog.
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/qsZ9k...
Strength isn’t doing it alone—it’s knowing when to accept help. 💛 Meemaw’s next chapter might include a new partner: a mobility dog.
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/qsZ9k...
Serving sunshine, stars, and stitching sass—all on my denim derriére! ☀️🧵🌟
Got brave with these shorts and honestly? Feeling like the craftiest comet in the closet. Wearable art > fast fashion any day.
#EmbroideryOnClothes #DIYProject #CraftyHand #CreativeStitching #UpcycledFashion #HandmadeWithCare
Got brave with these shorts and honestly? Feeling like the craftiest comet in the closet. Wearable art > fast fashion any day.
#EmbroideryOnClothes #DIYProject #CraftyHand #CreativeStitching #UpcycledFashion #HandmadeWithCare
September 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Serving sunshine, stars, and stitching sass—all on my denim derriére! ☀️🧵🌟
Got brave with these shorts and honestly? Feeling like the craftiest comet in the closet. Wearable art > fast fashion any day.
#EmbroideryOnClothes #DIYProject #CraftyHand #CreativeStitching #UpcycledFashion #HandmadeWithCare
Got brave with these shorts and honestly? Feeling like the craftiest comet in the closet. Wearable art > fast fashion any day.
#EmbroideryOnClothes #DIYProject #CraftyHand #CreativeStitching #UpcycledFashion #HandmadeWithCare
Paw-triotism at Mount Vernon | Golden Chronicles Ep. 68
Creaky floors. Brave stories. A flag waving over old oak trees. 🇺🇸 Sidoh at Washington’s home, wagging through history—flaws, floof, and all.
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/Ca85V...
Creaky floors. Brave stories. A flag waving over old oak trees. 🇺🇸 Sidoh at Washington’s home, wagging through history—flaws, floof, and all.
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/Ca85V...
068 Paw-triotism at Mount Vernon 🏡🐶🐾 #servicedog #mountvernon #goldenretriever
YouTube video by The Golden Chronicles
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September 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Paw-triotism at Mount Vernon | Golden Chronicles Ep. 68
Creaky floors. Brave stories. A flag waving over old oak trees. 🇺🇸 Sidoh at Washington’s home, wagging through history—flaws, floof, and all.
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/Ca85V...
Creaky floors. Brave stories. A flag waving over old oak trees. 🇺🇸 Sidoh at Washington’s home, wagging through history—flaws, floof, and all.
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/Ca85V...
When you’re a flat-faced diva, eating a pup cup becomes a team sport. 🐶🍦 Muffin requires full spoon service—no nose depth, no problem. She’s classy, not messy. 😂 #PupCupAssistance #ShihTzuStruggles #VIPupService
September 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
When you’re a flat-faced diva, eating a pup cup becomes a team sport. 🐶🍦 Muffin requires full spoon service—no nose depth, no problem. She’s classy, not messy. 😂 #PupCupAssistance #ShihTzuStruggles #VIPupService
As a GenX woman, I survived dial-up, low-rise jeans, and being told to shut up. But this? Women tearing each other down while rights are stripped away? What happened?🔥
#FierceAndFearless #NoMoreGaslighting #KnowYourWorth
#FierceAndFearless #NoMoreGaslighting #KnowYourWorth
August 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
As a GenX woman, I survived dial-up, low-rise jeans, and being told to shut up. But this? Women tearing each other down while rights are stripped away? What happened?🔥
#FierceAndFearless #NoMoreGaslighting #KnowYourWorth
#FierceAndFearless #NoMoreGaslighting #KnowYourWorth
Meet my first crochet project: the utterly adorable moo-tant. 🐄🧶🦆
Somehow birthed a cow… with platypus energy. The tension was wild, the stuffing was chaos, and the result? Pure squishy magic. Mistakes were made—cuteness was achieved.
#CrochetAddict #CrochetLife #YarnLove #PlatyCow
Somehow birthed a cow… with platypus energy. The tension was wild, the stuffing was chaos, and the result? Pure squishy magic. Mistakes were made—cuteness was achieved.
#CrochetAddict #CrochetLife #YarnLove #PlatyCow
August 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Meet my first crochet project: the utterly adorable moo-tant. 🐄🧶🦆
Somehow birthed a cow… with platypus energy. The tension was wild, the stuffing was chaos, and the result? Pure squishy magic. Mistakes were made—cuteness was achieved.
#CrochetAddict #CrochetLife #YarnLove #PlatyCow
Somehow birthed a cow… with platypus energy. The tension was wild, the stuffing was chaos, and the result? Pure squishy magic. Mistakes were made—cuteness was achieved.
#CrochetAddict #CrochetLife #YarnLove #PlatyCow
🐾 Sidoh’s Golden Nugget of the Day 🐾
"If you don’t know what the noise was, bark first. Investigate later." – Safety first.
🐶 Need more home defense tips from a pro good boy? Follow me!
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/aHJ76...
"If you don’t know what the noise was, bark first. Investigate later." – Safety first.
🐶 Need more home defense tips from a pro good boy? Follow me!
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/aHJ76...
🐾 Sidoh’s Golden Nugget of the Day 🐾Bark first. Investigate later! 🐶#goldenretriever #servicedog
YouTube video by The Golden Chronicles
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August 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
🐾 Sidoh’s Golden Nugget of the Day 🐾
"If you don’t know what the noise was, bark first. Investigate later." – Safety first.
🐶 Need more home defense tips from a pro good boy? Follow me!
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/aHJ76...
"If you don’t know what the noise was, bark first. Investigate later." – Safety first.
🐶 Need more home defense tips from a pro good boy? Follow me!
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/aHJ76...
Using glasses to hide tears as I drop off my twins at college. Feels like my heart is breaking 💔
August 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Using glasses to hide tears as I drop off my twins at college. Feels like my heart is breaking 💔
Caught Sidoh doing hard time... for crimes like being too cute and stealing hearts. 🐾😎 Don't worry, he’s totally chillin’—upside down and living his best life in “jail.” 😂 #InmateNumberGoodBoy #CrateEscapePlan #GoldenGoofball
August 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Caught Sidoh doing hard time... for crimes like being too cute and stealing hearts. 🐾😎 Don't worry, he’s totally chillin’—upside down and living his best life in “jail.” 😂 #InmateNumberGoodBoy #CrateEscapePlan #GoldenGoofball
"Turns out you can teach an old bird new tricks. This empty nester picked up watercolors—less Monet, more mess, but it feels like breathing in color. 🎨🕊️
#RediscoveringMe #ExpressYourself #MidlifeAndThriving"
#RediscoveringMe #ExpressYourself #MidlifeAndThriving"
August 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"Turns out you can teach an old bird new tricks. This empty nester picked up watercolors—less Monet, more mess, but it feels like breathing in color. 🎨🕊️
#RediscoveringMe #ExpressYourself #MidlifeAndThriving"
#RediscoveringMe #ExpressYourself #MidlifeAndThriving"
🐾 Sidoh’s Golden Nugget of the Day 🐾
"If it squeaks, it’s a toy. If it doesn’t squeak… squeak it until it does." – Science.
🐶 Want more toy-testing techniques? Follow the floof.
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/BH2c_...
"If it squeaks, it’s a toy. If it doesn’t squeak… squeak it until it does." – Science.
🐶 Want more toy-testing techniques? Follow the floof.
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/BH2c_...
🐾 Sidoh’s Golden Nugget of the Day 🐾If it squeaks, it’s a toy! 🐶🐾 #goldenretriever #dogwisdom
YouTube video by The Golden Chronicles
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August 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
🐾 Sidoh’s Golden Nugget of the Day 🐾
"If it squeaks, it’s a toy. If it doesn’t squeak… squeak it until it does." – Science.
🐶 Want more toy-testing techniques? Follow the floof.
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/BH2c_...
"If it squeaks, it’s a toy. If it doesn’t squeak… squeak it until it does." – Science.
🐶 Want more toy-testing techniques? Follow the floof.
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/BH2c_...
Still managed to get the O in—even if I stitched it in with pure vibes and mild panic. 😅 Sometimes crafting is just confidence with yarn attached. #HandKnitting #DIYKnitting #YarnLove #CraftingCommunity #KnittersOfBluesky #KnitAndPurl
August 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Still managed to get the O in—even if I stitched it in with pure vibes and mild panic. 😅 Sometimes crafting is just confidence with yarn attached. #HandKnitting #DIYKnitting #YarnLove #CraftingCommunity #KnittersOfBluesky #KnitAndPurl
The Great Bed Takeover!
I thought I bought a king-size bed for myself. Turns out, I just invested in prime real estate for two dogs. 🛏️🐾 Matteo takes one side, Muffin takes the other… and I get whatever’s left. 😂 #DogBedNotMine #SquishedByDogs #ShihTzuAndShepherdTakeover
I thought I bought a king-size bed for myself. Turns out, I just invested in prime real estate for two dogs. 🛏️🐾 Matteo takes one side, Muffin takes the other… and I get whatever’s left. 😂 #DogBedNotMine #SquishedByDogs #ShihTzuAndShepherdTakeover
August 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The Great Bed Takeover!
I thought I bought a king-size bed for myself. Turns out, I just invested in prime real estate for two dogs. 🛏️🐾 Matteo takes one side, Muffin takes the other… and I get whatever’s left. 😂 #DogBedNotMine #SquishedByDogs #ShihTzuAndShepherdTakeover
I thought I bought a king-size bed for myself. Turns out, I just invested in prime real estate for two dogs. 🛏️🐾 Matteo takes one side, Muffin takes the other… and I get whatever’s left. 😂 #DogBedNotMine #SquishedByDogs #ShihTzuAndShepherdTakeover
🐾 Sidoh’s Golden Nugget of the Day 🐾
"Pride Month tip: love is love, and so is licking everyone at the dog park." 🌈🐾
🐶 Want more open-hearted, open-pawed advice? Stick around!
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/c_jl6...
"Pride Month tip: love is love, and so is licking everyone at the dog park." 🌈🐾
🐶 Want more open-hearted, open-pawed advice? Stick around!
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/c_jl6...
🐾 Sidoh’s Golden Nugget of the Day 🐾Pride Month tip! 🌈🐶 #goldenretriever #dogwisdom #pridemonth
YouTube video by The Golden Chronicles
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August 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
🐾 Sidoh’s Golden Nugget of the Day 🐾
"Pride Month tip: love is love, and so is licking everyone at the dog park." 🌈🐾
🐶 Want more open-hearted, open-pawed advice? Stick around!
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/c_jl6...
"Pride Month tip: love is love, and so is licking everyone at the dog park." 🌈🐾
🐶 Want more open-hearted, open-pawed advice? Stick around!
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/c_jl6...
The Elephant Incident | Golden Chronicles Ep. 67
I barked at a Smithsonian elephant. ONCE. LOUD. 🐘 Echoed through history. I regret nothing. (Okay, maybe a little.)
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/F0H-F...
I barked at a Smithsonian elephant. ONCE. LOUD. 🐘 Echoed through history. I regret nothing. (Okay, maybe a little.)
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/F0H-F...
067 The Elephant Incident! 🐘😧🐶 #goldenretriever #servicedog #dogtravel #smithsonian
YouTube video by The Golden Chronicles
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August 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The Elephant Incident | Golden Chronicles Ep. 67
I barked at a Smithsonian elephant. ONCE. LOUD. 🐘 Echoed through history. I regret nothing. (Okay, maybe a little.)
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/F0H-F...
I barked at a Smithsonian elephant. ONCE. LOUD. 🐘 Echoed through history. I regret nothing. (Okay, maybe a little.)
#PawspectiveStories #DogWisdom #GoldenChronicles
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/F0H-F...
Salon Avoidance Level: Expert
I didn’t choose the gray life—the gray life chose me. Because the real alternative? Sitting in a salon chair every 4 weeks, pretending I enjoy small talk. No thanks. 😂✂️ #SalonAvoidant #GrayByChoice #LowMaintenanceLife
I didn’t choose the gray life—the gray life chose me. Because the real alternative? Sitting in a salon chair every 4 weeks, pretending I enjoy small talk. No thanks. 😂✂️ #SalonAvoidant #GrayByChoice #LowMaintenanceLife
August 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Salon Avoidance Level: Expert
I didn’t choose the gray life—the gray life chose me. Because the real alternative? Sitting in a salon chair every 4 weeks, pretending I enjoy small talk. No thanks. 😂✂️ #SalonAvoidant #GrayByChoice #LowMaintenanceLife
I didn’t choose the gray life—the gray life chose me. Because the real alternative? Sitting in a salon chair every 4 weeks, pretending I enjoy small talk. No thanks. 😂✂️ #SalonAvoidant #GrayByChoice #LowMaintenanceLife
Not every piece is a masterpiece… but it is done, and that deserves a hoop-la! 💛🌼
Did I love the colors? No.
Did I finish anyway? Absolutely.
Because if the heart is there, the stubbornness is too.
#EmbroideryArt #CraftingCommunity #StitchingJoy #FinishedNotPerfect #ThreadTherapy #Needlework
Did I love the colors? No.
Did I finish anyway? Absolutely.
Because if the heart is there, the stubbornness is too.
#EmbroideryArt #CraftingCommunity #StitchingJoy #FinishedNotPerfect #ThreadTherapy #Needlework
August 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Not every piece is a masterpiece… but it is done, and that deserves a hoop-la! 💛🌼
Did I love the colors? No.
Did I finish anyway? Absolutely.
Because if the heart is there, the stubbornness is too.
#EmbroideryArt #CraftingCommunity #StitchingJoy #FinishedNotPerfect #ThreadTherapy #Needlework
Did I love the colors? No.
Did I finish anyway? Absolutely.
Because if the heart is there, the stubbornness is too.
#EmbroideryArt #CraftingCommunity #StitchingJoy #FinishedNotPerfect #ThreadTherapy #Needlework