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CHICAGO ILLINOIS @angryavenger22.bsky.social · 3m

ARMADILLO = KNOWN 4 BONY
ARMOR-LIKE SHELLS - 9 BANDED

SPIRITUAL MEANING = PROTECTION & BOUNDARIES = PATIENCE, ADAPTABILITY, WARD OFF EVIL.

***KNOWN 4 BEING***

***GIGANTIC TRICKSTER***

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CHICAGO ILLINOIS @angryavenger22.bsky.social · 7h

N ORDER 4 ME 2 COME SEE HIM

U WILL NEED 2 ARREST THE CRIMINALS

WHO KIDNAPPED HIM

OTHERWISE IT WON'T B SAFE 4 ME 2

COME

I THINK THE CHAMPAIGN COUNTY

SHERIFF SHOULD BRING HIM HOME

HE'LL B SAFER N ILLINOIS

I WORRY THEY WILL KILL HIM OUTSIDE

OF ILLINOIS

TALK W/ MY SISTER

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CHICAGO ILLINOIS @angryavenger22.bsky.social · 8h

IF HE ASKS FOR ME

YES

I WILL COME TO HELP HIM

MORE THAN LIKELY

MY SISTER & I WILL BE THE ONLY

PEOPLE HE WILL REMEMBER & TRUST

I FEAR HE'S IN A FRAGILE STATE

&

WE HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS FOR HIM

PLEASE BE SURE TO PROTECT HIM

FROM THESE

CRIMINALS

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CHICAGO ILLINOIS @angryavenger22.bsky.social · 8h

PLEASE HURRY

UNCLE JIMMY IS SENILE

WE ARE CONCERNED HE'S BEING

MISTREATED & NOT BEING TAKEN CARE

OF

I FEEL YOU WILL NEED TO RUSH HIM

TO THE HOSPITAL

OF COURSE WE NEED TO TALK TO HIM

TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED

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CHICAGO ILLINOIS @angryavenger22.bsky.social · 8h

PRAYING FOR UNCLE JIMMY

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CHICAGO ILLINOIS @angryavenger22.bsky.social · 8h

HE HAD SOME ISSUES WITH THE LAW

WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER

HE WORKED HARD TO REFORM

TO CONFIRM HIS IDENTITY PLEASE

CONTACT THE CHAMPAIGN COUNTY

SHERIFF IN URBANA ILLINOIS THEY HAVE

HIS FINGERPRINTS & DNA ON FILE

IF JULIE & I NEED TO FLY TO D.C.

WE CERTAINLY CAN

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CHICAGO ILLINOIS @angryavenger22.bsky.social · 8h

I'VE ATTACHED A PHOTO OF WHERE

HE'S BEING HELD

PLEASE HURRY

MY SISTER & I ARE SICK WITH WORRY

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CHICAGO ILLINOIS @angryavenger22.bsky.social · 8h

HIS FULL NAME IS

JAMES FRANKLIN BASSETT

HE IS R FATHER'S ONLY BROTHER

WE LOST R DAD N 2024 HE WOULD B

SO UPSET RIGHT NOW

&

WORRIED @ HIS LITTLE BROTHER

WE BELIEVE THESE HOOLIGANS R

HIDING HIM N

WASHINGTON D.C.

N A BASEMENT

THE ADDRESS IS

1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE N

WASHINGTON D.C.

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CHICAGO ILLINOIS @angryavenger22.bsky.social · 8h

"UNCLE JIMMY"

IS LOCKED N THE BUNKER

UNDERNEATH THE

WHITE HOUSE

9-1-1

JAMES FRANKLIN BASSETT IS R UNCLE

MY SISTER & I

R HIS ONLY

FAMILY LEFT

&

WE R BOTH CONCERNED HE'S

been

KIDNAPPED

HE'S SENILE

WE FEAR HE

IS BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF

BYE THESE CRIMINALS

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CHICAGO ILLINOIS @angryavenger22.bsky.social · 9h

AS A MATTER OF FACT

YAAASSS

T.A.C.O. CAN B ARRESTED

WHY???

HE ISN'T

DONALD JOHN TRUMP

HE IS

FRANK CHRIST TRUMP JR

ARREST EVERYONE N THIS PHOTO

GET EXCITED

"DARRIN SMELTZER"

WE HAVE A LOT 2 TALK @

AFTER ALL

U R ALL SUCH BIG FANS OF THE

GESTAPO

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CHICAGO ILLINOIS @angryavenger22.bsky.social · 9h

I NO HOW ATTACHED U BOTH

B CAME 2

ALEXEI

OH NO

OF COURSE NOT

I WON'T KILL EITHER ONE OF U

ATTN: FATTY'S

BRING ME THESE 2 COCKSUCKERS

STAT

THERE IS A CHALLENGE COIN UP 4 GRABS

HOPPY DOODLE

CHICAGO ILLINOIS @angryavenger22.bsky.social · 9h

BTW:

"MAYOR LURIE"

STOLE LEVI STRAUS & CO

&

VLADIMIR LENIN

INITIATED ALL OF THESE

THEFTS

WHEN THEY TOOK BREAKS FROM

RAPING THE GRAND DUCHESSES

SOMEBODY ISSUE A WARRANT

4 EVERYONE

N THE MIDDLE PICTURE

LENIN 1ST

THEN GET

THAT

COCKSUCKER

RE-PEAT PETE

ALIVE

BRING

BOTH OF THEM 2 ME

CHICAGO ILLINOIS @angryavenger22.bsky.social · 9h

LOOK AT THESE MUTHA FUCKAS

YAAASSS

BRAND NEW PHOTO

SAN FRAN

"MAYOR LURIE"

DIDN'T WIN

WE CAN'T REMOVE THE

FARTER N CHIEF

HOWEVER

SAN FRAN

TALK 2 GOV NEWSOM

U CAN REMOVE A MAYOR

***DUE A HAND RECOUNT**"

CHICAGO ILLINOIS @angryavenger22.bsky.social · 9h

WHAT???

"THE HATE AMERICA RALLY"

???

THESE RALLIES R

NON-PARTISAN

I THINK THE ONLY THING THEY SEEM

2 HATE

1) SEXUAL ASSAULT
2) KIDNAPPING
3) TARIFFS
4) PEDOPHILIA

THEY R DEFINITELY

ANTI CANNIBALISM

SORRY IF U FIND THAT

"HATEFUL"