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Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally

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Bookworm, Gaymer, Metalhead, Sci-Fi Enthusiast. You can find my MMO Main Character at https://ser-rivi.carrd.co (Married to @blackmetalbarbie.bsky.social) I DO NOT ENGAGE WITH MAGA. Please ask before DMing. Psalms 109:8

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Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · May 2

Stop normalizing KIDNAPPING.

#fucktrump #neveragain #slavaukrani

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Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 1d

Lol sometimes you just want a burger.

There are way better burger places though.

Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 1d

Their fries kinda suck, to be honest.

But their tacos are SO GOOD.

>.>

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Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 3d

Guyliner.

It's not eye shadow, it's guyliner.

Maybe he's born with it?

Maybe it's Nazilene....

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Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 4d

What a delightful Clowder! 💙

Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 5d

How about NO?

Would he say the same if Putin started slicing off chunks of Alaska?

Fuck that.

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Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 5d

LOL DOGE checks...

a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the background

Alt: a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the background

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Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 5d

I mean prolly. She'll jerk someone off in a kids' theatre production of Beetlejuice...

Oh, wait, my sources are saying she already did that, and hasn't been relevant since. XD

Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 5d

Oh dang I thought this was about Lauren Bobo (Boeburt), I was like, what that dumb bitch do NOW?

Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 5d

Sir, if you are driving DRUNK with your fucking KIDS IN THE CAR, you do not deserve them.

Full stop.

Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 5d

Orrrrr stay for dinner!

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Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 5d

But it won't do me any good, Brucey. You're gay, and I'm a girl.

They wanted to get some cishet dude alone. You know, before they realized they don't have to settle for that shit. :p

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Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 5d

She can have the swimming pool.

That horse-like nose should suck up plenty of water. :)

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Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 5d

Naw, for her...

I wouldn't teach her how to cook.
Then I'd put her in the kitchen when she's hungry.
No phone, no fire extinguisher.

No windows. No doors.

:)

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Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 5d

"I was following orders" has NEVER, EVER been an excuse in this Country.

And it NEVER will be.

Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 5d

Okay but back when I played The Sims I would come up with new ways to murder my Sims because I'm a sick bitch, but also, it's okay to murder pixels, just not people.

My favorite was taking the ladder out of the pool after they got in it. >.>

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Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 5d

I got like $32.

Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 5d

Miami had a HUGE turnout.

I feel like you want this to fail though.

We're all doing what we can. If you want to move to the USA and help, go for it. Otherwise, maybe stop shitting on those of us who are trying.

Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 5d

Fascinating! I'll be looking for more, assuming there is more study on it.

And I wonder why I'm so different in that regard! x.x

Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 5d

As embarrassing as it is to be associated with Poquito Taquito...

I am SO PROUD of my fellow Americans today. Seeing these protests everywhere makes my heart smile.

I'm proud of America, and what she's MEANT to be.

Ditch the loser, girl. We have better.

Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 5d

Sane, caring, and human, mostly.

Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 5d

Now I have ICP stuck in my head.

Like, half of the Great Milenko album, honestly.

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 5d

I mean, I have mine on, so...

Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 5d

I don't know where Headquarters is...but our official Cemetary is in ARLINGTON, VA.

Maybe he should look it up. And look up why those corpses are there.

Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 5d

If you see violence, SIT DOWN, have empty hands, and make sure they are visible.

It's right-wingers trying to give him an excuse to declare Martial Law.

Don't give in. Protest, but...be peaceful, be joyous.

And give them hell.

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Angry Paladin 🏳️‍🌈,🏳️‍⚧️ally @angrypaladin.bsky.social · 5d

The point there though, is that ignoring our past shame won't fix it, it'll cause it to repeat, over and over.

Our Tangerine Palpatine wants to whitewash history. Wants to say "Slavery wasn't so bad" and all this other nonsense.

Absolutely not. We teach historic fact, even if it makes us look bad.