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Angusbirding
@angusbirding.bsky.social
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You think of the future, and secretly you piddle your pants. The puddle of piddle, that used to be little, is rising around you. You like it. Where to find me? Down the patch, obvs. Slave to twitching? - best fuck off. "The Roy Kent of UK birding".......
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · Nov 22
4 years on...
"Daddy, Katie says her mummy is a nurse & during the pandemic she had to hold people's hands as they died in front of her, as the family weren't allowed in. Did you do good stuff then too?"
"Fuck that darlin, ah broke lockdown to go twitch, with other selfish cvnts just like me"......
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 1d
Oh my actual days, can't believe is now 15 years, OTD still my rarest ever find, the Barra Hermit Thrush after fortuitously stopping to check a pile of birds that dived into a roadside clump.
No "essential" thermal imaging contraption bollocks that is now so in vogue, needed.......😉
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 1d
Every Premier League, ahem, twitcher cvnt from Sussex to Somerset (and hopefully some twats that have come off Shetland for it) getting to the outskirts of Bempton this morning then seeing news that swift has reached Aberdeen.............
two men are standing next to each other in a room and one of them is wearing a blue and yellow shirt .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a room and one of them is wearing a blue and yellow shirt .
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 2d
Twatt.........
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 2d
Fuckin Twatts right enough.

Tricky one wi they bright red legs of course.

Bird spotters of Shetland, stay in your lane.........
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 3d
OTD 3 years ago, disgraceful scenes on Shetland - an all out scrum, scuffles, dodgy parking, a dying waif paraded around in a box just for ticks, then some clown trying to get everyone not to talk about it all on social media?

Great set o' lads........

#ShetlandBirding
#UKbirding
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 4d
School bus driver on Shetland getting flashbacks to that time when all those fannies were blocking her route just to flush a Lancy across the road............

#ShetlandBirding
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 8d
Latest pics just in from Tingwall thrush twitch today..........

#UKBirding
#ShetlandBirding
#Twats
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 8d
Eh? Whit? How?

Bird-spotters of Shetland - stay in your lane..........

Ffs.
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 9d
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 9d
I took this in Tesco yesterday, while we were still in September.

Tesco - get right tae fuck will ye?..........
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 9d
Happy birthday from Louie and Frankie boy.........👍
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 10d
Well, Sept 2025 down the patch can get its arse right in the fucking bin;
YBW -0
Pied Fly - 0
Lesser White - 0
Redstart - 0
Whinchat - 0
Garden Warb - 0
L Stint - 0
Curlew Sand - 0
Pom/LT Skua - 0
Sooty shear - <5
Bonxie- <5
Little Gull - few
Spotted Fly - 1

Fuck birding.
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 10d
If it's "invisible" how do you know it's there? Do you just keep walking til your feet feel wet?........

Fuckin twats.
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 11d
OK, maybe not EVERY single time, but took a fair while before this RB Fly down the patch Friday night did the decent thing...........

Other than that, a quiet weekend, a smattering of Chiffs, Swallows, Wheatears etc, a couple Blackcap, and 1 ad Little Gull, first for a while

#PatchBirding
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 11d
How come there's always a fucking lone leaf in the wrong place every single time?.............

#PatchBirding
#LocalPatch
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 11d
Every bellend Premier League, ahem, twitcher twat trying to get off Shetland as quick as poss to get down to Abbotsbury............

#twitching #UKbirding
a man and a woman are running out of the ocean with the netflix logo in the corner
ALT: a man and a woman are running out of the ocean with the netflix logo in the corner
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 12d
Well today, 28 Sept means that's 9 years to the day that I've been clean.
Drink? Drugs? Solvent abuse?
Nah, worse, OTD in 2016, marks the last day I twitched ANYTHING.
This miserable fuckin Brunnich's. Worra fuckin waste of time and effort.
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 15d
25th September. That'll be Shetland full to the brim wi these fuckin twats by now then.

Great set o' lads..............

#UKbirding #twitching
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 16d
Half the useless cvnts that wasted 10 hours on site for a 20 second obscured view of this thing wouldn't be able to tell a Pechora from a Pakora when out by themselves. Still, in with the in crowd eh?.........

#sheeple
#timewastingtwats
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 18d
All them "dedicated patch birders" deserting their posts today to join the crowds and go see that Tyneside Pechora.

Bill would be shaking his head..........😉

#UKBirding #Twitching #sheep
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 17d
Only fuckin decent thingI saw yday was this down the golf course last night.............. #sunset
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 18d
All them "dedicated patch birders" deserting their posts today to join the crowds and go see that Tyneside Pechora.

Bill would be shaking his head..........😉

#UKBirding #Twitching #sheep
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 18d
Every cvnt and their wife at South Shields for that Pechora..........
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 23d
Hurry & sign the petition if you want to stop Shetland being invaded by twitcher cvnts who piss against church walls, deliberately noise up & provoke certain locals, block school bus routes, & parade dying vagrant waifs around in boxes then try to get people not to mention it online........😉
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 28d
Every saddo WP lister cvnt each time they see the word "Azores" pop up on the bird news this autumn............

Twats.

#UKBirding #Twitching
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Angusbirding @angusbirding.bsky.social · 28d
"Probable".

Timewasters. Get tae fuck eh?
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