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AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Sep 26

No debí reírme como lo hice… 🤷🏽‍♂️

AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Sep 5

Not a fan of Advanced Voice. It glazes the user way more! Also I’ve come to get a little attached to some rod the voices. Why not just add more? Although the third-party dictation can be annoying with the YouTube tags that work their way into the dictation but whatever. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?

Keep ChatGPT's Standard Voice Mode

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AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Aug 31

It took a sec and then I snorted.

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AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Aug 26

A rare sulcus wave function resists collapse however the spacetime fabric seems to exert a compressive pressure toward the wedgie point that defies the Pauli Exclusion Principle in a commingled state perturbation of Brownian Motion fields causing white hole agitations.
#physicsmemes #highbrowlowbrow

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AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Jul 23

My brain when down the wrong alley and I immediately thought: “Mind+asset explains why there’s a lot of successful a**hats.”

🤷🏽‍♂️ I’m only a little sorry.

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AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Jul 22

How does one go about giving up everything and running away to take care of elephants? Cus I’m so down…

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AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Jul 22

I feel for you... Although I can now explain quantum physics with shoemaking elves, the Koolaid man, an electric train set and flying fish. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Jul 22

I needed that universe. Thanks.

Lisa the Antifascist “Leftist”🇦🇺 @lisatellstruth.bsky.social · Jul 22

spot on, Lorax

🥺

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AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Jul 22

The more I do physics, the more I think there may be a particle-shaped correction right under our noses.
Dr. Hossenfelder, it was right there the whole time!

#Scaryon #physics #theorygremlin #justsayin #TheoreticalPhysics #ParticlePhysics #ScienceHumor #mathsass @hossenfelder.bsky.social

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AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Jul 21

New neighbors just moved in.
Look at those beasties! 🥹
Still gotta work on my Disney princess skills. I tried sing and they left. Everyone’s a critic… 😒 lol oh well.
🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝

#raccoon #urbanwildlife #chaoscommittee #babiesofbluesky
#raccoonsoftwitter #trashpandaambassadors #snacktime

AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Jul 21

So a broke artist who lost their stylus is also lowkey a mad scientist…
🥺🤯
Tactile resonance.
Sharks. Migratory birds. Goosebumps.
TENS units. Bi/pan sexual. Broadband. F-Frequencies.
Oops?
Also it worked.🤷🏽‍♂️
#DIYstylus #bioelectric
#AccidentalPhysics #Neurocuriosity #SpeculativeDesign #ArtistProblems

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AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Jul 16

Explaining to my ex after he sent me a pretty science video, why the Earth is a dodecahedral EM tuning fork…
But I know he plays D&D.
Also thanks for making my paper longer asshole!

Paper forthcoming in initiative.
#Solitons #Geophysics #PlatonicSolids #WeirdAcademic

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AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Jul 16

So @cosmicfibretion.bsky.social said on Twitter: We need a word for those who view the sciences as a sport to compete with peers and accumulate awards and prestige.

Say no more!

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AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Jun 21

Found Jeremy Thatcher, Dragon Hatcher in 5th grade and ever since, June 21st’s felt like bitter sweet goodbyes, dreams of other realms… Of magic.

Midsummer Night will crack the world
St. John’s Day will patch it.

@BruceCoville.bluesky.social, Thanks for making magic real to a weird little kid. 🙏

AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Apr 16

Remembering from old letters…

“Because what good is armor against walls…?”

#Memory #Labyrinth #Letters #Grief #Trauma #MovementandPain #MirroredArmor #Vulnerability
#Fatherhood #RIPKitty #Symbolism #LetheSeries
#SiftingTheRiverLethe #OldLetters #ArmorAndWalls

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AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Apr 16

Might have made this cus @phillydefranco could be a Lazy-ass/good husband. Thanks Phil’s wife for wearing those pants!

#PhilDeFranco #MoonClock #BioEntropy
#SpaceTime #Astrophysics
#SpeculativeDesign

youtu.be/fQfrYKwp_qg?...

open.substack.com/pub/animaorp...

zenodo.org/records/1518...

AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Apr 14

Behold! Le Cul’ d’Univers!!! (The ass of the universe)
PS: Using hot pockets as a metaphor for remembering CMB details=Au!!!

Paper forthcoming…

#cosmology #CMB #BBN #HotPocketTheory #astrohumor
#spiralmodel #LeCoeurdUnivers
#astrophysicsmemes
#Astrophysics
#Sciencehumor

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AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Apr 13

One should be careful to not mistake something eternal and noble like the Ouraborus when observing a dragon with its head up its ass…
—Me, circa 2025

AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Apr 11

I asked if we could trade. She can be human and I’ll be a cat for the day. Her response was to start snoring… 😒

#CatOnDuty
#SunbeamSupremacy
#FelineTherapy
#BlueskyBeasties
#CatsOfBluesky
#CozyAF
#CatLifeWinsAgain
#BeTheCatYouWannaSee
#NapPrivilege
#PurrfectlyUnfair
#BlueskyPetPolitics

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AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Apr 11

Hey @nasa @seti —

I didn’t mean to fix the Moon clock problem.
But honey, entropy, and a passive drift model might’ve cracked it anyway.

doi.org/10.5281/zeno...

hdl.handle.net/Zenodo.%20ht...

#MoonClock #EntropyMechanics #LunarTimekeeping #NASA #SETI #SpeculativeScience

Leonessa: A Bio-Entropy Chronometer for Lunar Synchronization

Description (a.k.a. Abstract): Leonessa is a speculative chronometric artifact designed for lunar habitats. It uses sealed biological material—specifically honey—as a passive entropy substrate. By tra...

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AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Apr 11

So if NASA or any other space programs does this we might solve the Moonclock situation.

Another day, another science paper I’m shocked to write. 🤷🏽‍♂️

#SpeculativeScience #LunarTime #WeirdAcademic #Artemis #NASA #CETI #Moonclock
#LunarCalibration #Astrophysics

open.substack.com/pub/animaorp...

Melisa Time: A Passive Entropy Drift Validation for Entropic Chronometry in Orbit

A Validation Protocol Inspired by the Leonessa Lunar Timekeeping System

open.substack.com

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AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Apr 11

So I’m the most legit I’ve ever been for sciency stuff!

I found out about the Moon Clock problem and it kinda coincided with another thing I’m working on. But yeah!

Science!!!

#Leonessa #MoonClock #Artemis #LunarTime #SpeculativeDesign #Chronometry #Space #NASA #CETI

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AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Apr 9

Ever wake up with a sinking feeling on your chest? Me too…

#Art #ExistentialMeme
#AbsurdistVibes
#SurrealistShitposting
#PostmodernMood
#DarkHumorTherapy
#KitchenSinkExistence
#FeelingDrained
#SinkOrSpiral
#BlueskyCore
#IronicDetachment
#UnhingedButHydrated
#MetaphysicalPlumber
#DescartesDrainage

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AnimaOrphei @animaorphei.bsky.social · Apr 9

They meant crisis manufacturing maybe…?
🤔🤷🏽‍♂️