anna melissa 🍒✨
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anna melissa 🍒✨
@annamelissa.bsky.social
lady in the streets, gangsta in deez skeets.
the only ethical consumption under capitalism is me eating you bitches up.

✨ purpose driven creative + writer
🏀 woman in sports
🎪 serial sidequester
🐶 hooper stan account

https://annamelissa.net
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there are so many new people in here. 🥹

i guess i should do an intro. lmao.

i’m anna melissa. i’m a laker fan. la born & raised. i have a soul dog named hooper. i love baking & i’m on a ceramics journey. i work in sports & i’ve been so lucky to write for some of the greatest athletes of all time.
baby’s first set of matching mugs. all identical in size. & they shrank at the same rate!!!! pls clap. now accepting glucose guardians to fund my habit.
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
unfortunately the gym girlies were right. this shit’ll give you the will to live.

😭😭😭
November 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
miss universe is the superbowl for biracial filipinos
November 3, 2025 at 7:36 AM
thinking about the time when i told a guy that i liked his bob’s burgers costume & it turned out that he was just there bc he was catering & serving tacos & he just had a mustache
November 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
somebody called ground beef “boy kibble” & i haven’t stopped thinking about it
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
if y’all could keep me in your prayers, i’d really appreciate it bc i got depressed & fell off & got thicccc but now i have to get a commercial drivers license for this absolute dumptruck i have now 😔💔
November 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i’m coming up on 2 years, just trying to survive the most difficult season of my life.

i think more often than not i hype myself up bc i need to feel like i can hustle my way out of this season. but man does this shit suck so bad.
October 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
it’s almost that time of year again when i get to cry over strangers’ ofrendas
October 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
with the cutting of SNAP benefits, if you see someone stealing food from
the grocery store, no you didn’t. 🩷
October 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
prison is just time out for adults
October 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
the masculine urge to show you a youtube video
October 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
i’m 23 days into getting back on my 4 miles a day + pilates routine pls clap.
October 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
any time something happens in the NBA, i run to kevin love’s ig 😂😂😂
October 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
sorry it’s taking me so long to get back to y’all, this is me rn
October 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
am i being a karen? bc whenever my neighbors fry fish in their apartment, they open their front door to let the smell out & then the entire hallway smells like fried fish for the rest of the day…..
October 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
never thought i’d see the day when americans are protesting their fascist govt dressed as inflatable animals

yk what hell yeah 😂
October 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
if you want a laugh, a man i dated for 2 years (that ended up hiding a serious gf of 4 years) got posted by popcrave for his birthday & everyone in the mentions slandered him & called him ugly.

deserved. 😂😂😂😂😂
October 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
this job market is so brutal, man.

i got forced into entrepreneurship bc it was just too difficult to even get a response.

i have a stacked resume. i’ve worked with some of the greatest athletes to ever play. i don’t know how anyone is gonna get out of this.
October 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
just ran into sabrina ionescu & panicked lmfao
October 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
honoring christopher columbus today by making use of squatter’s rights
October 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
had a nightmare that i ran into my ex & woke up screaming

😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
October 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
forced myself to get out of my usual hermit mode & socialize with a weekly group pottery class. pls clap.
October 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
hit my 30’s and now my signature scent is tiger balm
October 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i just saw someone put gloves on to deliver something for amazon & then get back in his car, open a bag of pretzels, & stick his hand inside the bag with his gloves.

my brother in christ. 😭😂
October 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
treadmills are just human hamster wheels
October 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM