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today's #haikufeels #prompt is
hush
you've heard of elf on a shelf
👉 but have you heard the one about the dated reference?
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
hush
you've heard of elf on a shelf
👉 but have you heard the one about the dated reference?
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
stagger
👉 other hashtags catfished me on tinder and now I'm stuck selling aquariums in a multi-level marketing scheme
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
stagger
👉 other hashtags catfished me on tinder and now I'm stuck selling aquariums in a multi-level marketing scheme
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
unravel
I'm alone in my living room with 13 nutcrackers
and they're looking at me like I'm nuts
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
unravel
I'm alone in my living room with 13 nutcrackers
and they're looking at me like I'm nuts
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
fade
whoever said it's better to burn out was not feeling the burn
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
fade
whoever said it's better to burn out was not feeling the burn
I.
Feel free to come aboard the flotilla
for the future of this Friday climate.
Epicenter of the Greta effect–
ripples crack the roads just like a trident.
I.
Feel free to come aboard the flotilla
for the future of this Friday climate.
Epicenter of the Greta effect–
ripples crack the roads just like a trident.
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
invest
I water my dead plant because it's still a recurring item on my todo list
👉 tasks are immortal
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
invest
I water my dead plant because it's still a recurring item on my todo list
👉 tasks are immortal
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
mind
the monster under my bed wrote a diss track about me
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
mind
the monster under my bed wrote a diss track about me
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
speak
if my bits are derivative and lazy, don't speak
👉 I know just what you're thinking
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
speak
if my bits are derivative and lazy, don't speak
👉 I know just what you're thinking
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
keen
go small or go home
👉 i mean, it's haiku, after all
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
keen
go small or go home
👉 i mean, it's haiku, after all
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
gnaw
I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is
👉 #️⃣
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
gnaw
I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is
👉 #️⃣
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
edit
get down with your good self
👉 bad selves will receive a $5 Bed Bath & Beyond gift card with proof of successful chilling out
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
edit
get down with your good self
👉 bad selves will receive a $5 Bed Bath & Beyond gift card with proof of successful chilling out
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
well
how about... seize the day, n'a'meen?
is that anything?
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
well
how about... seize the day, n'a'meen?
is that anything?
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
loss
I'm cutting back to three or four popsicles a day now that there's snow on the ground
👉 sssshmash that hashtag if you also need to pop off
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
loss
I'm cutting back to three or four popsicles a day now that there's snow on the ground
👉 sssshmash that hashtag if you also need to pop off
👉 check the post for more details
👉 check the post for more details
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
jarring
👉 currently accepting donations of gently used halloween candy
today's #haikufeels #prompt is
jarring
👉 currently accepting donations of gently used halloween candy