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annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · Jun 4

i do this to all my adversaries because i know that for them a long life is the greatest punishment. unlike goku though deftones doesnt play while i do it

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annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 15h

its literally designed like all its parts are supposed to break off like phases in a metal slug boss fight

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annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 19h

just saw one of those waymo cars for the first time, assumed it was prowling for purebred dalmatians to skin alive or something

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annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 20h

war is hell

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annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 1d

excuse me sir do you carry any decaf "energy waffles"

annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 2d

silently excommunicated from the breadtuber wedding planner discord for asking if rachel dolezal has rsvp'd yet

annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 2d

ive never been to a wedding in my adult life

annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 3d

causing discomfort at the breadtube wedding by refusing to call it "sexytimes"

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annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 3d

chastised at the breadtube wedding for asking why the epic meal time guy isnt there

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annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 4d

when the video essay has "and the" in the title

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annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 5d

kicked out of the breadtube wedding for listing all the most offensive cards against humanity phrases

annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 5d

oh hell nah they got my baby sister singing jacob collier at the choir recital

annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 6d

pondering at the breadtube wedding

annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 11d

now heres a guy who knows what hes about

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annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 13d

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annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 13d

steven wright voice in all my years i never once heard craig stutter

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annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 15d

that guys such a fuckin tool lmao. i gotta admit his self inflicted undoing retroactively souring the rest of his body of work is kind of awesome to me as an og hater. complete dilettante. i dont get why he tries so hard to sidle up to the guy who by comparison makes him look dumbest and uncoolest.

annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 15d

it never fucking works!

annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 15d

is it an age thing that i refuse to trust those horrible resealable plastic flaps they put on everything in place of zip seals? am i wasteful and behind the times for putting every one of those containers straight into a gallon bag the second it hits my kitchen counter

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annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 15d

the phone pics of a computer screen do wonders for the verisimilitude of both your research process and for being a destitute, forgotten, unloved member of a sylvanian family

annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 17d

it literally just got swallowed into a vacuum. i blinked and its nearly october. i think this is what daicon iv is about

annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 18d

combating my apartment building's rising laundry prices by accruing more white articles of clothing so when i have to wash my whites i at least feel like its worth it because i have a load's worth of whites to wash

annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 25d

did they ask you to racially profile yourself or were you just really into having light skin for a while at age four

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annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 28d

easy bottom ten hot lettuce

annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · 29d

wasnt getting hey diddle diddled enough

annie bucatini @anniebucatini.bsky.social · Sep 15

you could turn it into such a banger sprite