Watching the Brat Party as Official Opposition is like watching a messy group project where they refuse to collaborate but love to criticize. Zero teamwork, just negative vibes and hostility. Are we governing or gossiping? 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼#BrainRotParliament @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social
To my Southern Vancouver homies… y’all really said, “Yeah, let’s send the Rizz Minister to parliament,” and I love you for it. While we’re not forming government, you better believe I’m still here to bring maximum chaos, good vibes, and unhinged policy dreams. Stay weird Southern Van. 🌀🧠 #BrainRot
The Brain Rot Party isn’t forming government… this time, but guess who rizzed their way to victory in Southern Vancouver? THIS GUY. 🧠 Big love to the homies who said, ‘Yeah, chaos sounds good.’ We may not run the country, but the vibes? Immaculate. #BrainRotParty4Life 🌀
Tonight, we’ve proven that bold rizz and even bolder charm can reshape the future. As your Minister of Rizz, I vow to represent our nation with grace, charisma, and unwavering commitment to building bridges on the world stage. Together, we rise. #RizzForTheWin#ElectionNight
As Future Minister of Rizz, I have to ask, does the Preschool Party need a nap before they make their next policy blunder? Maybe stick to snack time, we’ll handle the diplomacy. 💤 #BigLeaguePolitics#RizzForTheWin @ppppmpsp.bsky.social
RING!RING! Who is it?! It's Freakbob, reminding you to vote for BRAINROT ofc! Listen carefully and vote ACCORDINGLY if you're a real certified skibidi rizzler!
Bruh I gotta say it… the Brat Party is giving NOTHING when it comes to foreign policy. Like ZERO. I checked their platform, and guess what? It’s crickets. They’re out here flexing with gossip sessions and glitter costumes for our military. Where is the plan for literally anything beyond our borders?
Fellow Skibidis, as your esteemed future Minister of Rizz, I am proud to announce our bold vision for the future. With charm, confidence, and unrelenting determination, we will extend our influence far and wide. Our next mission? The glorious annexation of Turcs and Cacose.
Calling your war-mongering a personal goal for amusement is not leadership it’s reckless. If you can’t separate personal ambitions from national responsibility, you’re jeopardizing the future of Canadians. We need stability and progress, not someone treating governance like a joke.
